chapter forty two

หš โ‚Š โ™ก โฐย  chapter 42 โฑย  โ‹† โœฐ โ‚Šหš.เผ„
หš โ‚Š โ™ก โฐ ๐š‚๐šƒ๐™ฐ๐š๐™ถ๐™ธ๐š๐™ป โฑ ห–โ‹†เฟเป‹ โ‹†
โ‹†โ‹… โ”โ”โ”โ” โ€ง เผปโœฉเผบ โ€ง โ”โ”โ”โ” โ‹…โ‹†
โ€” in which elena's sudden song
release has the internet raving
into a spiral of assumptions.
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(if you're all gonna be dry readers this chapter lil tjay's making a return.)

this is in honour of stargirl reaching 500k. I LOVE YOU ALL SM. MY BABIES. ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž

you may not have forgiven them but chapters are spread apart now so let's pretend jadon and jesse earned elena's forgiveness back and promised they won't ever do it EVER again bc i love them to just hate on them, my boys didn't mean it ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜”

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@ELENAHAMILTON JUST
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@elenahamilton

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elenahamilton why you so obsessed with me...

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judebellingham sorry but ur js too fine ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–
โ†ณ elenahamilton ew simp

judebellingham captions a bit cocky...
โ†ณ elenahamilton oh i know bicyclekicklover101 ain't talking rn...
โ†ณ judebellingham ENOUGH.

judebellingham funny how you can post urself and not me.
โ†ณ elenahamilton I POST YOU ALL THE TIME STFU. LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT.

oliviarodrigo why is jude such a hater...
โ†ณ elenahamilton HES MY BIGGEST HATER ISTG
โ†ณ judebellingham gotta gatekeep her soz ๐Ÿ˜‡

username5 this screams new song lyrics

username1 SHUT UP. DOES THIS MEAN HER NEXT ALBUMS COMING SOON?!
โ†ณ elenahamilton who knows x

emilystyles literally giggling and kicking my feet because i'm the ONLY one who knows what this is about ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ
โ†ณ elenahamilton spill a word to ANYONE and you're dead!! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

username26 SHUT UP IM
โ†ณ username101 they got bro mid sentence ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ username12 LMFAOOO

declanrice get those feet AWAY from trent ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ elenahamilton HELP
โ†ณ elenahamilton OH MY GOD
โ†ณ elenahamilton NO
โ†ณ elenahamilton I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
โ†ณ levicolwill the instant panic ๐Ÿ˜ญ

trentarnold66 oh wow ๐Ÿ˜
โ†ณ elenahamilton FOR FUCKS SAKE.
โ†ณ masonmount BRO. THERAPY IS CALLING FOR YOU ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ jobebellingham IM GALLOPING PLEASE
โ†ณ rico.lewis he woke up ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

szoboszlaidominik EATED!! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ
โ†ณ elenahamilton IM SO CONFUSED ON WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS BUT OKAY!!! SLAY!!!

username69 WERE GETTING A NEW SONG ARENT WE. HOLY SHIT.

conangray she's back ๐Ÿฅณ
โ†ณ elenahamilton she never left ๐Ÿฅณ

chloebailey THE GASP I JUST GASPED
โ†ณ elenahamilton I MISS YOUUU

lewishamilton So proud โค๏ธ
โ†ณ elenahamilton โค๏ธ
โ†ณ trentarnold66 HI LEWIS
โ†ณ lewishamilton HI TRENT
โ†ณ elenahamilton HOW HARD IS IT TO LEAVE MY FUCKING DAD ALONE???
โ†ณ emilystyles nah trent's so real for thisย 

username22 I SCREAMED SO LOUDLY
โ†ณ username1 hamilton fans when their favourite slave owner starts to sing:
โ†ณ chloeranyard THIS HAS ME SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

username04 i wanna look like her SO BAD. istg. fuck attractive people bro
โ†ณ rice.lewis that's the plan!
โ†ณ marcusrashford RICO.

emilystyles rail me pls ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž
โ†ณ elenahamilton what.
โ†ณ judebellingham NO SHE WILL NOT???
โ†ณ masonmount THE EMOJIS MAKE THIS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ jobebellingham oh!! that's not...
โ†ณ declanrice straight to the point ig ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ username01 what does this mean?? i'm still learning english!
โ†ณ trentarnold66 it means emily wants elena to fuck her REAL GOOD x
โ†ณ username01 ...i'll note that down thank you

sabrinacarpenter OMGOMGOMG

sabrinacarpenter this is the best thing i've ever woke up too
โ†ณ elenahamilton sab ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

julesleblanc i screamedย 
โ†ณ elenahamilton JULES MY LOVE

username17 NEW SONG??? THIS MEANS HER ALBUMS COMING SOON. OMFG.

username06 i can't do this rn

jackgrealish period boss slay queen ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
โ†ณ elenahamilton OKAYYY JACK
โ†ณ lottiecortez he in his baddie era ๐Ÿ’…
โ†ณ danielarae PERIOD BOO!!
โ†ณ chloeranyard scream it babz!!

username13 girl bye we all know you cheated on jude stfu ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
โ†ณ emilystyles girl bye we all know your dad left you stfu ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
โ†ณ judebellingham now see this reply would've EATED if your dad didn't leave you as well... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
โ†ณ emilystyles WTF??!!? WILL YOU LET THE TOPIC OF ME AND MY DAD GO. PLEASE.ย 

username93 NEW LYRICS????

username8 @landonorris this caption is defo aimed at you son ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

charles_leclerc queen!!
โ†ณ elenahamilton don't tell me trent got you as well...
โ†ณ trentarnold66 WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!

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@elenahamilton

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elena ๐Ÿค
he forced me to make this ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

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judebellingham LIAR. NO I DIDNT.
โ†ณ elenahamilton WTF?? YOU HAVE TIKTOK?? SINCE WHEN??

judebellingham miine
โ†ณ elenahamilton i'm still in shock that you have tiktok...

user11 that's it. trends over. they won.

ricolewis82 mama y papa
โ†ณ elenahamilton rico!!

user1 still can't believe that this is real. jelena is a couple and we don't have to live off of jude and his silly little manifestations
โ†ณ user0 THEYRE LITERALLY THE IT COUPLE LIKE JUST LOOK AT THEM!!ย ย 

user46 HELP I DONT KNOW IF I SAVED THIS TIKTOK OR IF IT SAVED ME

user62 girls just humbly bragging that she bagged jude bellingham and we gotta respect her for it
โ†ณ user027 more like HE bagged elena hamilton... put some respect on my girls name ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ user74 AMEN ๐Ÿ™

user8 now how can anyone continue on with this trend and compete with THIS...

user04 i don't know if i want him or her ๐Ÿ˜ (i've been sobbing for the past hour)ย 
โ†ณ user54 STOP THIS IS SO REAL

emilystyles this is an offence to single people
โ†ณ elenahamilton i'm so sorry my girl ๐Ÿ˜•
โ†ณ judebellingham @jobebellingham
โ†ณ jobebellingham ???

user56 TRANI ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”
โ†ณ user10 HELL NO. I LOVE TRENT AND DANI BUR JELENA IS THE WAY TO GO.
โ†ณ user27 how is this even a debate... trani is SOO clear of jelena ๐Ÿคฃ
โ†ณ user29 LITERALLY HOW?!!! girl be fucking fr jelena are soo much better ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ user101 y'all are all wrong... chico will forever remain supreior ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

user00 i'm sick of this.

livbedumb #partingmyhairwithaknife ๐Ÿ˜
โ†ณ elenahamilton OLIVIA. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

user12 if you look closely in the background of 7th pic you can see me drowning in the sea โค๏ธโค๏ธ

user5 she thinks she did sum w this ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€
โ†ณ user02 she clearly did considering you're mad jealous...
โ†ณ user5 he doesn't know who you are!! ๐Ÿ’–

user09 WHEN IS IT MY TURN???!!ย 

user3 that clip of them hugging in the background of vini's story is my roman empire. ITS JUST THE WAY EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS THEM BUT NO ONE COULD MAKE IT OUT FULLY??! tiktok was analysing that video of them for weeks ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ user04 i miss it when jelena was on the low icl looking into EVERYTHING they were doing, all of their interactions, and the tiktoks of them had me going FERAL

user9 GIRL YOU CANT JUST POST THIS AND EXPECT US TO BE OKAY?!ย 

user84 it's giving cocky ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ no one cares that you're with him!! stop reminding us!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
โ†ณ elenahamilton your latest tiktok is one of my songs... thanks for the streams queen!! ๐Ÿฅฐ
โ†ณ user04 OH SHE ATE THAT

user7 nothing makes me giggle more than them, and the way it all started with a silly little fashion show ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
โ†ณ user27 imagine what would've happened if liv never swapped seats with elena...
โ†ณ user06 SHUT UP I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT
โ†ณ user73 he was js a boy with a big dream and a whole lot of delusions! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

trentalexanderarnold AWHH THIS IS VERY CUTE OF YOU LENA ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜
โ†ณ elenahamilton do you wanna get blocked?
โ†ณ trentalexanderarnold HUH? WHAT DID I EVEN DO?ย ย 

user37 started sobbing and gripping the walls bro that should be ME with ELENA. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

user4 that's cool!!... but can he fight tho??
โ†ณ user69 "idk. let's find out" ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
โ†ณ user2 THATS GOTTA BE JUDES COLDEST MOMENT EVER ISTG

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GROUP CHAT
"elena's children๐Ÿ˜‡ (+jude)"

dilfs daughter [ elena hamilton ]
judalicious [ jude bellingham ]
emmeline [ emily styles ]
lottie my bby [ lottie cortez ]
scouser [ trent alexander arnold ]
mountain [ mason mount ]
roadman [ phil foden ]
babybell [ jobe bellingham ]
liv [ olivia rodrigo ]
super jack [ jack grealish ]
rice cake [ declan rice ]
4'9 merchant [ rico lewis ]
dom [ dominik szoboszlai ]
lee-vai [levi colwill]
chlo bird [chloe ranyard]
dani bear [daniela rae lewis]

emmeline
mums i've seen rashfords head
shape on a maths paper before

dilfs daughter
wtf are you talking about

emmeline

roadman
AINT NO WAY

4'9 merchant
ABSOLUTE VIO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

mountain
when he's not even here to defend
him as well ๐Ÿ˜ญ

chlo bird
'prove that lines A and B are parallel
to each other (4 marks)' ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

dilfs daughter
CHLOE.
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

rice cake
she's so wrong for that one ๐Ÿ˜ญ

4'9 merchant
IVE BEEN SAYING HES GOT AN
AIRPOD HEAD FOR AGES

scouser
AIRPOD HEAD??!
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

babybell
trent...
i don't know why you're laughing...

scouser
OH FFS.
what have i done now ๐Ÿ˜”

babybell
idk
lemme check ur fifa stats!
...
oh wait!!

dilfs daughter
OH MY GOD.

rice cake
FUCK OFF
THATS HILARIOUS ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

super jack
"gyat 99" CREASIN ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

chlo bird
i wanna marry whoever made
that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

4'9 merchant
woahhh!!
suddenly i'm an editor ๐Ÿคฏ

judalicious
RICO ๐Ÿ˜ญ

dom
that photo is going to haunt him
forever โ˜ ๏ธ

lee-vai
NAHH TRENT
I WOULDNT BE HAVING THAT

liv
they done you dirty ๐Ÿ˜ญ

scouser
why do i even bother anymore.

dani bear
bless
leave him alone

babybell
NEVER
HES TOO FUNNY TO PICK ON

roadman
icl he does make himself an easy
target

scouser
HOW??

mountain
probs bc anyone would be an easy
target going out in fits like this ๐Ÿคฃ

dani bear
...
yeah nvm
wtf is that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

lee-vai
i'd never show my face again if i
was seen in THAT.

rice cake
WHO IS BROS STYLIST???

roadman
i'd sack mine straight away if they
EVER put me in a top like that๐Ÿคฃ

judalicious
that is criminal ๐Ÿ˜ญ

dilfs daughter
STOP HIS FITS HAVE BEEN
IMPROVING
LEAVE HIM BE

chlo bird
oh please
the only time his fits ever look good
is bc ive picked them out
BUT THIS???
THIS WAS ALL HIM.

mountain
ITS THE CREASED UNDERSHIRT
THATS GETTING ME

emmeline
i โค๏ธ u

lottie my bby
poor trent catching these strays
left and right

scouser
FR BRO
WHAT DO I DO TO DESERVE
THIS HATE???
I LITERALLY JUST BREATHE
AND SOMEONES ATTACKING
ME ALREADY

4'9 merchant
when will trent catch a break ๐Ÿ˜ญ

lee-vai
sometimes i feel bad but i remind
myself he showed his arse to the
entire world and suddenly i don't
feel all that bad anymore

scouser
i'm literally reporting you all for
bullying.
what if i was suicidal?
huh?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN?
read

(20 seconds later)

lottie my bby
...
ain't it funny how everyone just
turned quiet

babybell
MATE
DONT CALL US OUT ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

scouser
SO YALL DONT CARE????
okay and what if i had a rope. what
would you do then.
HUH.
ANSWER ME PUSSIES!!

mountain
NO
THIS IS PEER PRESSURE.

scouser
girl bye.
fuck you all. none of you care about
me.
i just cut the rope.
see you NEVER!! FAKERS. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

judalicious
...

liv
...oh!!! (why do i have the feeling
he's being serious)

emmeline
i'm sorry? congratulations? womp
womp? don't leave us all hanging?
supercalafragalisticexpialidocious?
HELP
WHAT DO I REACT WITH ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

4'9 merchant
NOT WOMP WOMP ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

roadman
DONT LEAVE US ALL HANGING??
LAY OFF IT BRO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

scouser
LITERALLY ALL DIE.

dom
that's not nice โ˜น๏ธ

dani bear
RIGHT.
that's the end to whatever the fuck
this is
trent stop being dramatic
and everyone stop bothering him
thank you!!

4'9 merchant
mother is mothering ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ

judalicious
wait
is it just me that's noticed elena's
disappeared??

lee-vai
ofc you noticed... ๐Ÿ’€

mountain
fucking simp ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

judalicious
RIGHT SHUT UP
sorry that i'm a concerned bf?!!!

dilfs daughter
guys wtf
i just clicked on instagram to go
look through my comments
and then this shit just decided to
pop up
IM SOBBING.

i did not need to see this today.

4'9 merchantย 
STOP.
DONT MAKE ME CRY.

lee-vai
nah it's actually so sad that he's
leaving

rice cake
ong bro
i nearly cried when i found out

liv
THAT PHOTOS SO CUTE!!

roadman
klopp and his son fr

scouser
NO DONT DO THIS TO ME
MY DAD IS LEAVING ME
MY DAD CANT LEAVE MEย 

chlo bird
well done
and now i'm crying again

dom
i'll miss him ๐Ÿ˜•

dani bear
i'm gonna miss my football dad
so much ๐Ÿ˜“
like what do i do without him?!

babybell
SHUT UP IM GONNA MISS HIM
SO MUCH HES LIKE A SECOND
FATHER TO ME
BRO.
I CANT DO THIS RN ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

dilfs daughterย 
oops
sorry guys
i forgot we had 5 liverpool players
in this gc

roadman
WHO CARES ABOUT LIVERPOOL
PLAYERS???
MATE EVEN I WAS CRYING AND
IM A CITY BOY AT HEART

4'9 merchant
it's so sad
he's such a sound guy

lottie my bbyย 
guys please my heart can't take
this
i've just seen a tweet thread of
'klopp and his sons'
it's so cute but so sad

scouser
sigh
i've just got done crying as wellย 

liv
STOP
PLEASE
OUR HEARTS CANT TAKE THIS

lee-vai
can we please just go back to
bullying trent
this shit got me sad fr โ˜น๏ธ

judalicious is offline!

emmeline
uh okay

mountain
dw he's probs just crying too

chlo bird
well lads
now that he's gone
let's talk business ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
(i'm changing the topic for my own
sanity and yours too)
so!!
has judith sent anymore delusional
paragraphs recently??

dilfs daughter
STOP
YOU NEED TO LET THIS MAN
BREATHE

chlo bird
IM SORRY BUT ITS LITERALLY
THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

emmeline
the fact he had to specify that he
didn't ever cheat on you with any
other celebrity before still makes
me giggle ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

dani bear
THE POOR BOY HAD A CRUSH
AND A DREAM
LEAVE HIM BE

rice cake
"a crush and a dream"
why is that low-key cute as fuck

dom
i need to go to jude's school of
manifestation

lee-vai
THATS SO REAL

mountain
he fed got tips from tom holland
or smth
like cmon now
how are u gonna go from having
a celeb crush for over 12 years to
then going on and DATING her

roadman
jude is y/n = confirmed โœ…

emmeline
did someone say... y/n???

dilfs daughter
NO
NOT AGAIN

emmeline
i tie my blonde hair into a messy
bun and wash my face with just
some water because i'm not like
other girls and i hate makeup. i
then put on my multicoloured
robes because i'm different and
the sorting hat sorted me into
every single house. i walk down
into the great hall and i'm met
by the sight of an ugly brunette
sat on cedric's lap. he cheated
on me once again. "c-c-cedric!
h-how could you!" i scream and
run out the room. i turn around
when i hear a voice and see draco
malfoy following me. "y/n... you
don't deserve him" i leapt into his
arms and we kissed, our tongues
fighting for dominance. we then
got married and had 69 babies.

dilfs daughter
OH FFS ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

mountain
tongues fighting for dominance?
ENOUGHHH ๐Ÿ˜ญ

chlo bird
BRO ITS ALWAYS FUCKING
CEDRIC, LIKE WHAT DID HE
DO???
MY BOY BREATHED AND IS
A CHEATER IN LIKE EVERY
DRACO MALFOY FIC ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

judalicious is online!

judalicious
guys...
we have a problem.

rice cake
MATE YOU AND ELENA HAVE
LITERALLY ONLY JUST MADE
UP WDYM YOUVE BROKE UP
ALREADY??

lee-vai
wait WHAT
JELENA BROKE UP??

mountain
NO
๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING

judalicious
WHAT NO
STOP JUMPING TO FUCKING
CONCLUSIONS ๐Ÿคฌ
me and lena are FINE

dilfs daughter
i wouldn't say fine...
he stole a chip off my plate earlier
and i'm still salty about it..

super jack
PAHAHAHHA
you're salty about it!
and it's a chip!
GET IT
BC SALT GOES ON A CHIP???

dani bear
the sigh i just sighed

babybell
jack stfu

judalicious
HELLO?
i literally said that WE have a
problem
NO ONE CARES???

chlo bird
fym WE
bitch
i ain't getting involved in any
shit you've caused now

judalicious
oh haha that's so funny bc we're
ALL guilty for this one!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

dilfs daughter
jude.
what's happened.

judalicious
JESSE KNOWS THAT HOPE WAS
ADDED TO THE GC AND WE
PRACTICALLY TAUGHT HER AB
PORN AND SHAGGING.

dom
...

lottie my bby
...

dani bear
...

rice cake
...

super jack
...

chlo bird
...

roadman
...

liv
...

dilfs daughter
...

4'9 merchant
...

emmeline
...

babybell
...

lee-vai
...

mountain
...

scouser
bro...
we're so finished...

rice cake
WHO SNITCHED.

judalicious
HOPE.
i was just minding my own business
tryna film a tiktok for lena and then
an aggressive message comes up on
my phone from jesse and it was like
you're all so dead
BRO
I SCREAMED

dilfs daughter
HES GONNA KILL US

judalicious
NO
HELP
HES BEGGING ME TO ADD
HIM TO THE GC

rice cake
DONT YOU DARE.

4'9 merchant
HE'LL SKIN US ALIVE!!

judalicious added jesse to the
group!

dilfs daughter
JUDE.

judalicious
IM SORRY.
HE WAS THREATENING ME AND
I AM NOT TAKING ONE FOR THE
TEAM.
NOT TODAY.

jesse
hello everyone.

dom
suddenly i don't know how to talk

babybell
NO ONE MAKE EYE CONTACT

emmeline
if i ignore him he'll go away

dilfs daughter
guys please ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

jesse
i think you all know why i'm here.

scouser
"i've been expecting you" ahh
speech ๐Ÿคฃ

jesse
...
TRENTON JOHN ALEXANDER
ARNOLD.

judaliciousย 
OH SHIT

roadman
GOVERNMENT NAME IS CRAZY
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

jesse
HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MY
SWEET AND INNOCENT GIRLย 
ABOUT SHAGGING AND
PORN.
HAVE YOU NO SHAME???

scouser
BRO WHAT
nah
i'm sick of this
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE
BLAME FOR THESE THINGS?

liv
...
gee i wonder why ๐Ÿคจ

dilfs daughter
jesse PLEASE
it was a mistake!!
jude bribed hope with skittles so
that he could use her ipad to add
himself to the gc bc his phone
was taken off him
but!!
he forgot to remove her and then
one day we were talking about 50
shades of grey which somehow
turned into talking about porn
and then the other day was when
emily threatened jude that she'd
shag jobe if he didn't stfu
I PROMISE WE DID NOT DO IT
ON PURPOSE AND WE KEPT
ON INSISTING FOR HOPE TO
LEAVE THE GC!!

4'9 merchant
can't believe that damn thing
fucking snitched on us ๐Ÿ˜’

dani bear
RICO NO

jesse
WTF??
THAT DAMN THING IS MY CHILD
YOU DAFT BENCHWARMER?!

4'9 merchant
at least i'm ON a team...

rice cake
OMDS.

roadman
nah that's one's gotta hurt ๐Ÿ˜ญ

emmeline
oh i fear he eated ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

judalicious
NO
NO MORE DRAMA
LETS JUST RESOLVE THIS AND
MOVE ON BC IM FEARING FOR
MY LIFE RN

jesse
RESOLVE THIS??
no way.
I CANT BELIEVE YOU WERE ALL
TALKING ABOUT SHAGGING IN
FRONT OF MY KID???

dilfs daughter
speaking of kids and shagging!!
do you all remember felicity?
my manager?
SHES JUST GAVE BIRTH TO
HER BABY GIRL!! ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

judalicious
OMG
I LOVE FELICITY
HAS SHE ACTUALLY??

dilfs daughter
YES!!

lottie my bby
WE NEED TO GO VISIT HER TO
CONGRATULATE HER LIKE RN

mountain
bet trent's disappointed that his
pregnancy fantasies are over ๐Ÿคฃ

scouser
BRO
WAS THERE A NEED?

babybell
you were the one who wanted to
stop savin chat ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

roadman
@dani bear ops on getting pregnant?

dani bear
keep me out of this.

jesse
HELLO??
BACK TO ME??

roadman
oh shit yeah sorry

dom
jesse!!
we're so sorry!!
we didn't mean it!!

jesse
sigh
i'm supposed to be mad but he's
just too fucking cuteย 

dilfs daughter
real.

judalicious
ELENA??

jesse
i still don't forgive you all
that was my DAUGHTER you were
speaking about those vile things in
front of
BUT
because it was an accident i'll let it
slide FOR NOW
yet if it happens again, just know i
won't be as calm as i am
in other words! count your daysโค๏ธ
(trent you're my first target)

scouser
BRO?

jesse
don't do it again.

jesse left the group!

babybell
...
why am i actually scared

4'9 merchant
fuck hope bro
she an opp

chlo bird
leave that little girl alone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
...
pause.

lee-vai
WOAHH WHAT

lottie my bby
NAH CHLOE THATS CRAZY

dilfs daughter
...
and on that note!
everyone go check out my latest
tweet โค๏ธ

rice cake
WHAT

liv
SHUT UP

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elena | @elenahamilton
'obsessed' out now! go check it out ๐Ÿค

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username51 | @user51
WHAT

olivia | @oliviarodrigo
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! YOU EATED SO HARD AND LEFT NO CRUMBS ON THIS ONE OH MY GOD IT MIGHT BE ONE OF MY FAVS ๐Ÿฉท
โ†ณ elena | @elenahamilton
MY GIRL!!! forever loving you, livs ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž

username45 | @user45
oh this is so about lando, and i fucking support it 100% ๐Ÿ˜ญ

username101 | @user101
FUCK OFF WHY DOES ELENA ALWAYS CLAP BACK TEN TIMES HARDERย 

username69 | @user69
"last man on the earth still couldn't hit this" i'd honestly just log out of life rn if i was lando โ˜ ๏ธ

username6 | @user6
THIS IS SUCH A POWER SLAY FROM HER LIKE EVERYTHING THATS BEEN BUILDING UP FOR MONTHS BETWEEN HER AND LANOD HAS JS BEEN SILENCED WITH THIS SONG ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

emily | @emily.styles
i'm so in love with you and your music
โ†ณ elena | @elenahamilton
omg!! this is not a drill!! emily is being nice to me guys!! let me screenshot so i have evidence of this having happened for future purposes!!
โ†ณ emily | @emily.styles
oh fuck off ๐Ÿ˜ญ

username06 | @user06
WHY IS THIS SONG TEN HOURS LONG??? I CANT TURN IT OFF HELP

username99 | @user99
she's so hot for this

jobe | @jobebellingham
THATS MY BIG SISTER EVERYONE!!
โ†ณ elena | @elenahamilton
jobe ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

lottie | @_lottiecortez
OH THIS ATE
โ†ณ trent | @trentaa
EATED* get it right charlotte ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
โ†ณ lottie | @_lottiecortez
forgive me ๐Ÿ˜”

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย ย  ELENA BELIEVED SHE HAD just published a song to clap back at lando and at those people who were calling her a cheater a few weeks ago, but little did she know the attention she had brought upon herself.

elena was a celebrity, but this song drop and this drama between her, jude, lando, nisa, and lil tjay now had got the entire internet raving and talking about them, and quite frankly she har finally got what she wanted.

ongoing support.

elena hamilton had support, she had people who would fight her name on twitter for hours. and so although she didn't realise the positive light this song release gave her right now, she would in the nearby future.

because after all, she was only young, and yet her success had already been aligned out for her. she knew that she could do it, and with the support of her boyfriend, who was so head over heals in love with her it was actually adorable, elena knew she could do anything.

elena and jude were in this journey together, and it was nice to know the media would soon stop trying to sabotage their relationship; everyone would soon realise the love they had for each other, and would understand that obsessed and delusional boys like lando had nothing on them.

"are you okay?" jude asked, softly looking over at elena and placing his hand on her back. he, trent, emily, dominik, and jobe had came over to elena's house to celebrate the release of her song; and yet, because it was such last minute notice, the rest of their group didn't have a free day.

"yeah," she nodded, relaxing into his embrace and laughing as she watched trent and her dad try, but fail miserably, and just dance together. "was only reading some comments."

he shot her a look of concern. "hate?"

"no," elena shook her head, turning around to look directly into his eyes as she grinned. "far from it."

jude smiled at her words, leaning down to press a soft kiss on her lips as they giggled lightly against each others mouths. they were kissing for around about a minute before they were interrupted by a pillow flying straight at their faces.

the couple broke apart in shock, staring at emily, who had chucked the pillow at them.

"can you like... not?" she rhetorically questioned, holding up her plate of food, causing the both of them to sheepishly smile at her. "some of us are trying to eat here!"

"foreal, bro," exclaimed jobe, and elena raised her eyebrows in amusement as she watched him turn back to listen to emily ranting again as if nothing had just happened.

"hey jude, are you seeing what i'm seeing?"

jude smirked. "oh, definitely."

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GROUP CHAT
"THE GOATS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ"

sexiest milf [ elena ]
deadbeat dad [ jude ]
favourite child [ rico ]
sassy aunt [ trent ]
rebellious child [ chloe ]

favourite child
ELENA
HELLO
COME HERE RN
WHERE YOU AT BOO
I JUST WANNA TALK
HELLO
GET HERE
ELENA
ELENA

sexiest milf
hello my child

favourite child
BITCH

sexiest milf
i know you are but what am i ๐Ÿฅฐ

deadbeat dad
woah
woah
woah
don't call your mother a bitch

rebellious child
HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO.

favourite child
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU GONNA
TELL ME YOU WERE RELEASING
A NEW SONG????
I FEEL SO LEFT OUT???

sassy aunt
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE
IN THE BACK ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

sexiest milf
guys pls it was a secret ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

favourite child
no
fuck you
i should've been first to know

deadbeat dad
boy
watch your tone of voice around
my girl
AND NO
I SHOULDVE KNOWN FIRST?!

favourite child
go cry me a river ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

sexiest milf
says the one who's currently
sobbing an ocean...

favourite child
MOM??
ARE YOU ON MY SIDE OR NOT??

rebellious child
shush rico
always fucking whining about
something

favourite child
BITCH?

rebellious child
ANYGAYS
ELENA?? YOUR SONG?? HELLO??
IM OBSESSED!! (pun intended)

sassy aunt
pun intended ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

sexiest milf
CHLOE MY BABY!!
i love you so much ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–

deadbeat dad
YOU EATED FR

favourite child
lando nowins suddenly forgot
how to talk ๐Ÿคฃ

sexiest milf
PLEASE
i tried making it so obvious it's
about him
hope people catch on

deadbeat dad
if not just make another tweet and
tag him

sassy aunt
PAHAH
this one's for you bby๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

favourite child
okay but like...
that's two new songs now...
...does this mean a new albums
coming soon??

sexiest milf
maybe
maybe not ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

rebellious child
WHAT

deadbeat dad
I KNEW IT

sassy aunt
OH MY GOD

favourite child
BRO
STFU
i best get first listen or else ๐Ÿ˜

sexiest milf
or else what ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
you wouldn't do shit xx

favourite child
MF
YES TF I WOULD

deadbeat dad
mate
the only person you're convincing
is yourself ๐Ÿ’€

favourite child
fuck you all
my pronouns are now try/me bc
i identify as a fucking threat
you've been warned

favourite child is offline!

rebellious child
bro thought he ate ๐Ÿ˜ญ

sassy aunt
blud didn't even lick up a single
crumb ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

sexiest milf
A CRUMB?!!
HELP

deadbeat dead
NAHH ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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username2 | @user2
'finally found a girl that you couldn't impress, last man on the earth still couldn't hit this' NAH SHE DID NOT COME TO PLAY ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

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username9 | @user9
I JUST KNOW THAT LANDO MF IS CRYING IN HIS BEDROOM RN.

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username5 | @user5
ELENAS NEW SONG?? HELLO?? THE SHADE?? WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH HER??

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username11 | @user11
SHE SET LANDO STRAIGHT.

username69 | @user69
this has got the same savageness to the megan's law line icl... both ATE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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username91 | @user91
oh lando... don't ever show your face again ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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username05 | @user05
if i was him i'd be too embarrassed to EVER come out of my house ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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username6 | @user6
pov: me listening to elena's new song

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username00 | @user00
SHE ATE A FULL SEVEN COURSE MEAL AND LEFT NO FUCKING CRUMBS.ย 

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username83 | @user83
no way is elena hamilton going out there ending peoples careers in less than 4 minutes

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username5 | @user5
she is THAT girl.

username21 | @user21
if i was jude i wouldn't stop bragging about her for the rest of my life ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

username0 | @user0
producers said 'take five' but elena heard 'change lives' ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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username02 | @user03
everyone was wishing for jude to end lando but i fear elena did it with a few lyrics... ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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username5 | @user5
girlie fights her own battles and we gotta stan ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œย 

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username63 | @user63
'you're delusional, you're delusional' even the most simplest of words can have such a HUGE effect on people!! (lando is definitely going into hibernation after this one)

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jude | @bellinghamjudeย 
said she wanted you we asked around, turns out you were just delusional ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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trent | @trentaa
ELENA IS MY GOAT
โ†ณ jude | @bellinghamjude
SCREAM IT!!
โ†ณ username14 | @user14
the way trent's her supportive bestie and jude's her supportive bf makes me giggle and kick my feet... I JUST LOVE THEM ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

username0 | @user0
MY BOY THROWING SOME SHADE AT LANDO TODAY WTF

username04 | @user04
this is so uncalled for ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญย ย 

username8 | @user8
DELUSIONAL?? DELUSIONAL?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

username33 | @user33
defend your girl!! yesss jude!! ย 

username101 | @user101
IM GIGGLING SO HARD RN THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

username69 | @user69
i just know lando's sobbing and gripping the walls rn, bc i would be too ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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AUTHOR (CJ) SPEAKS,

i'm so excited for next chapter omg

for those who have seen the movie 'the hangover' you're going to LOVE me!!

for those who haven't watched it, don't worry you don't need to watch it to understand! it'll just have been nice to understand all the easter eggs ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž




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