chapter fifty

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a chicken shop date with amelia,
and england also verse belgium.
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Published on March 24th, 2024

Amelia meets Hollywood's newest and youngest IT couple, Jude Bellingham and Elena Hamilton, for a series of dates set in a chicken shop!

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"i hope you know that you're only here because i fancy your girlfriend," amelia said as soon as the video started, looking directly at jude as his lips pursed awkwardly.

"funnily enough that's not the first time someone's said that to me," jude said with a nod his his head, causing her to agree silently.

"she's so fine."

"bitch back off."

CUT SCENE

"can i just say you look gorgeous," amelia said, and smiled at elena who placed a hand to her heart and grinned back at her.

"oh my god! thank you!" elena giggled. "you look gorgeous too! i'm in awe of this blue on you."

"don't flirt with me like that unless you want me to lean over this table and kiss you," amelia shook her head in protest, staring into elena's eyes, gaining a faint reaction out of the singer as she widened her eyes in amusement.

"and that would be a problem because?"

"you have a boyfriend."

"what he doesn't know can't hurt him."

amelia blinked at her in shock.

CUT SCENE

"do you have dominik szoboszlai's number?" she randomly asked, gaining a frown from jude. "i've been wanting to reach out to him for a couple of months now."

"you going for my mates now?" jude questioned, shaking his head in disbelief. "seriously amelia, i thought we had something special."

"i've got more of a connection with your girlfriend, sorry," amelia cut him off, causing him to go dead silent in shock. "...hashtag i'm a homie hopper til i die!" she quoted the tiktok sound, and jude puffed his cheeks to stop himself from laughing.

CUT SCENE

"so when are we getting your new album?" amelia asked, slightly squinting her eyes and leaning over the table as if she were inspecting the girl.

"i actually haven't decided a release date," elena awkwardly admitted. "however it's finished! all i have left to do is record the chorus for one more song and then it's ready."

"so soon, then?"

"whenever the time feels right," elena settled with that answer, knowing that her management team would be happy with it.

"well i'm waiting to hear your other disstracks, i'm quite literally obsessed with obsessed," she stated, before winking terribly. "pun intended."

elena giggled. "yeah, that one was getting saved for the full album release but then shit happened and i realised i couldn't gate-keep it any longer. i needed to get a message out there, and with the success of the song i reckon i did."

"speaking of your message, i think last week i went on a date with the subject of it all," amelia began to say, and elena pursed her lips awkwardly. "lando norris, was is?"

"...i don't know what you're talking about," replied elena, which was something felicity had told her to do to avoid any further drama and scandals before her album release.Β Β 

CUT SCENE

"ops on lando norris?" amelia asked, a small smirk casting across her face as she took a large sip of her drink whilst waiting for jude's answer.

"he's a fucking cunt."

jude's curse was bleeped out the video, and amelia choked on her drink β€” her eyes widening in alarm, coughing frantically. jude watched her and cleared his throat, waiting for amelia to stop dying before talking again.

"you good?" he double checked.

she glared at him. "thanks for your help?"

"i didn't know what to do!" jude panicked, and he was met by her middle finger directly in his face.

CUT SCENE

"do you like animals?" amelia wondered, taking a bite out of one of her nuggets as elena watched her with a smile on her face, trying not to laugh. elena thought amelia was one of the most unintentional funniest people ever, and even acts like her eating chicken nuggets had elena giggling.

"yeah, i love animals," she grinned.

"have you got a dog?" amelia asked.

"yes! two!"

"two? what are their names?"

"roscoe and jude!"

amelia choked on her nugget.

CUT SCENE

"what's it like living in your girlfriends shadow?" amelia asked, and when jude blinked at her she continued on. "you know, since everyone keeps making barbie tiktoks of you to the sound shes everything and he's just ken-"

"-yeah, i got it the first time," jude interrupted, nodding his head.

amelia pursed her lips. "you seem triggered."

"i'm perfectly okay."

"i think you're lying."

"i don't lie."

"sorry but you do when you say madrid is the best club in the world," amelia claimed, pointing down at her liverpool shirt which proudly had van dijk's name written on the back.

"oh really? how's europa league?"

"die."

CUT SCENE

"can you break up with your boyfriend for me?"

elena pursed her lips and laughed loudly. "i'll ask him how he feels about that."

"well i feel like you deserve better."

"oh really? like who?"

"me."

elena smiled cheekily at the camera.

CUT SCENE

"so, what's it like being the jobe bellingham's older brother?" amelia inquired, taking a sip of her drink as her cheeks hallowed around the straw. "is he as amazing as everyone says?"

jude shook his head. "it's just pretty normal, to be honest."

amelia deadpanned. "okay, but if i asked him this question he would go on for a rant for hours about how amazing of an older brother you are."

"that's him not me," jude shrugged, before turning and swiftly winking at the camera. "joking! jobe, if you're watching this, i love you!"

"he hates you."

"shut up."

CUT SCENE

"i think i've shrunk, you know," elena explained, a distraught expression on her face. "is it normal for women to shrink?"

"yeah, i'd say so," amelia answered, frowning. "i don't know if at the age of twenty though..."

"don't scare me," elena warned. "not even joking; i was 5'7 around mid to end of last year; think i even said it in an interview. but the other day i was with jobe and we were both bored so we just decided to measure ourselves, and the fucking thing said 5'5! we repeated it like four times and it kept on saying that i was 5'5!" elena ranted, amelia struggling to hide her laughter. "i literally cried."

"was it the end of the world for you?"

"yes. worst thing ever. literally."

amelia nodded her head. "so we've had two world wars, the holocaust, we've had to tackle problems like racism and homophobia, we're experiencing wars right now that the media likes to hide, and shrinking is the worst thing ever to you?"

"now don't go putting words in my mouth."

CUT SCENE

"why did you shave your beard?"

"because i wanted to," jude answered. "elena was really mad at me for it though, no joke she gave me the silent treatment until i made it up to her with chocolate."

amelia clicked her fingers together. "as my girl should."

jude frowned. "my girl."

"no, my girl."

"no, my girl."

"she admitted she would cheat on you with me on our date," amelia suddenly shouted, slamming her hands against the table. "so she's mine!"

jude's mouth dropped open in shock.

CUT SCENE

"so tell me about your brother," amelia exclaimed, seemingly intrigued. "because your dilf of a father suddenly came out and dropped a bomb on us all that you're not an only child."

elena chose to blatantly ignore that she called her father a dilf, and instead focussed on the subject of the question. "miles! yeah, he's my half sibling. we grew up together but when his mum and my dad broke up they left, but then something happened and now he's living with us again."

amelia smiled. "he seems very funny."

"he is, but he's a bit of a handful. he honestly dives my dad crazy."

"your dad can drive me crazy."

"please stop."

"sorry."

CUT SCENE

"your child is really cute."

jude frowned. "who? rico?"

"yes," amelia nodded her head. "you're like a little family. i think it's the cutest thing ever, especially when you and elena post about him. dilf and milf, can i just say."

jude smirked. "oh yeah?"

"stop being a slut."

CUT SCENE

"i really enjoyed our date," amelia smiled at elena. "and i'm hoping that if i gave you my number then you will call me back, ditch jude, and we can run away together to the countryside."Β 

elena widened her eyes. "that sounds like an offer i can't refuse... do you want to help me plan how i'm gonna break up with him?"

"girl, i thought you'd never ask."

CUT SCENE

"your girlfriend wants to break up with you."

"oh."

"yeah."

"that's a lot to take in."

"shame," amelia sent him a tight lipped smile, shrugging. "i had fun on our date though."

"really?"

"no."

jude bit the insides of his cheek awkwardly, sending the camera a side eye.Β 

END OF VIDEO

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username6 it should be illegal for elena to be this fine istg

username9 THE WAY IM JS GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET BC WHY DOES JUDE LOOK SO FINE IN HIS OVERSIZED JUMPER??Β 
↳ username2 NO BC ITS DOING SOMETHING TO ME FR

username4 not jude losing elena to amelia 😭

username5 THE BARBIE AND KEN EDITS OF JELENA HAVE ME SOBBING TOO HELP

username21 can we get mason and declan on here next please πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

username7 NOT AMELIA JS CALLING ELENA OUT WITH HER SAYING SHRINKING IS THE WORST THING EVER PLEASE 😭😭

username2 step aside amelia, it's my turn to have jelena flirt with me.

username07 so i think it's all obvious we clicked for jude and stayed for elena, right?

username0 WE NEED JOBE AND EMILY ON ONE OF THESE RIGHT NOW ISTG THERE IS SMTH GOING ON WITH THEM
↳ username11 OMG SHUT UP THIS IS SUCH A GOOD SHOUT

username23 how was amelia still breathing after this i would've been dead the moment they looked at me 😭😭

username02 THE AWKWARD SILENCES GET ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

username101 forget him i want her
↳ username18 i hate it when people say this bc half the time i just know they be out in their room sobbing and gripping the walls 😭😭😭
↳ username66 ^ HELPP THATS SO TRUE

username14 as a straight woman i should NOT be as attracted to elena as i am rn...
↳ username24 DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

username42 i'm sorry for this but if elena ever flirted with me like that i'd just drop to my knees right then and thereΒ Β 

username92 SOMETHING ABOUT JUDE IN JUMPERS HAS ME LIKE 😍😍😍😍

username01 he's so fine i actually can't do this anymore (editors get to work!!)
↳ username9 literally bc how has it been AN HOUR and i haven't seen a single edit from this video yet πŸ™„πŸ™„

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GROUP CHAT
"the sheriffs 🫑"

elena's bitch [ jude bellingham ]
thinks he's a dilf [ jordan henderson ]
is actually a dilf [ james maddison ]
injury prone [ trent alexander arnold ]
strawberry shortcake [ rico lewis ]

injury prone
fuck u all

is actually a dilf
don't gotta tell me twice 😍😍

elena's bitch
woahhh
back off from my man 😑

strawberry shortcake
i have 2 dads now? 😦
bro i cannot keep up with this
family anymore πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

thinks he's a dilf
Now Jude
What about Elena?

elena's bitch
she cheats on me with emmeline
so i cheat back with trent xx

injury prone
YES 😝😝
(i love my gf with my whole
heart and would never even
think to cheat on a woman
so beautiful and pure πŸ—£οΈβ€ΌοΈ)

is actually a dilf
simp 🀣🀣

thinks he's a dilf
Shut up Madders
Don't be jealous he's leaving you
for Dani (as anyone would)

elena's bitch
VIO 😭

is actually a dilf
I AM NOT JEALOUS.
i've got a kid tyvm πŸ₯°

injury prone
bro did not wrap it before he tapped
it πŸ˜­πŸ™

is actually a dilf
bro wanted to tap it and not wrap it
after someone already did πŸ˜­πŸ™

elena's bitch
AINT NO WAY
PAHAHAH

strawberry shortcake
LMFAOOO
TRENT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE
THAT???? πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€

elena's bitch
stop savin chat πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

injury prone
DIE.

thinks he's a dilf
So no one else is wondering why
Trent just randomly messaged us
fuck you all?

is actually a dilf
probs just wants a gangbang again

elena's bitch
AGAIN??

strawberry shortcake
jude wtf
why are u acting shocked
u were literally there? 😭

elena's bitch
sorry elena stole my phone and
sent that
now she's begging to get added
to the gc

strawberry shortcake
ERM NO!??
it's a sheriffs gc for a reason x

thinks he's a dilf
PLEASE ADD HER
I need someone else as sane and
normal as me in here πŸ™

injury prone
boy what
we're perfectly fine

thinks he's a dilf
...
I seriously hope you're joking.

strawberry shortcake
EXCUSE ME???

elena's bitch added elena to the
group!

elena's bitch changed 'elena' to
'hottest bitch around!'

elena's bitch
sorry
she stole my phone and did that
herself

hottest bitch around!
so you don't think i'm the hottest
bitch around? πŸ˜”

elena's bitch
with trent here?
sorry but he takes the cake xx

is actually a dilf
speaking of trent and cake...

injury prone
what.

is actually a dilf

strawberry shortcake
nahh man was flashing us with his
winter shade πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™

injury prone
JAMES MADDISON.
KYS.
ACTUALLY KYS.
OMDS I AM GOING TO FUCK U UP
SO HARD WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN
ISTG UR FINISHED

is actually a dilf
maybe stop getting injured and then
you can start threatening me 🀣

hottest bitch around!
why do i have a feeling these two
argue a lot

elena's bitch
they do

thinks he's a dilf
Everyday

strawberry shortshoke
all the time

elena's bitch
it gets annoying after a while

thinks he's a dilf
But then you get used to it

strawberry shortcake
still annoying tho

injury prone
honestly dk why he still starts on
me as if i haven't got a pic of him
kneeling for me bc he lost a game
of fifa 🀣🀣

hottest bitch around!
KNEELING FOR YOU????
WTF
JAMES
STAND UP

elena's bitch
i'd kneel for trent too 😍😘

injury prone
πŸ₯°πŸ˜‹

strawberry shortcake
think bros forgotten his name in
the gc

hottest bitch around!
WAIT
RICO??
IS THAT U??
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU APART
OF THE SHERIFFS??
AND UR NAME
HELPP 😭😭

strawberry shortcake
trent called me strawberry shortcake
at camp bc i was eating a strawberry
and apparently i looked smaller than
usual and now they won't stop.

injury prone
you looked cute tho in ur pjs!!

strawberry shortcake
STFU.

thinks he's a dilf
We adopted him into the sheriffs
last October because he wouldn't
leave us alone and neither one of
us knew what to do with him πŸ‘

is actually a dilf
bless him
was following jude around like a
lost puppy until we started to let
him sit with us

hottest bitch around
awhh wait
that's so sweet πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

strawberry shortcake
MADDERS KYS
I WAS NOT FOLLOWING JUDE
AROUND LIKE A LOST PUPPY

elena's bitch
yes u were

is actually a dilf
yes you were

thinks he's a dilf
Yes you were

injury prone
yes u were

hottest bitch around!
yeah now that i'm thinking about
it you probably were

strawberry shortcake
THIS IS BULLYING .

injury prone
MF HOW DO U THINK I FEEL
EVERY FUCKING DAY???

elena's bitch
bae, in the nicest way possible,
half the time you deserve it πŸ’—

injury prone
WHAT
I DO NOT???
nah i'm not having this
jude don't start or else i'm adding
ur biggest nightmare.

is actually a dilf
is it wrong for me to wonder who
this is?

hottest bitch around!
OMG
please add her i need another girl
in this gc ❀️❀️❀️❀️

strawberry shortcake
mf who said u were staying here 🀣
🀣🀣
this is a SHERIFFS gc..
GET OUT????

elena's bitch
NO
DONT ADD HER
PLEASE

is actually a dilf
hey trent
remember the time jude ate your
last doughnut?

elena's bitch
BRO
THAT WAS OVER A YEAR AGO
STOP INSTIGATING

thinks he's a dilf
But he can still be hurt by it!
He was crying for days after you
ate his doughnut

injury prone
don't bring up my past trauma like
that ever again.

is actually a dilf
it had to be said.
how does it feel to know that jude,
the same man who stole your last
doughnut, is walking around free
without it coming back to haunt
him???

hottest bitch around!
yeah icl trent
if that was me i would've done
something way sooner

elena's bitch
ELENA.
DONT GET INVOLVED IN
THIS.

injury prone
OKAY THATS IT
U TALK TO ELENA LIKE SHES
A DOG THEN UR GONNA GET
TREATED LIKE ONE.

elena's bitch
don't u even dare add her.

injury prone
why not?

elena's bitch
she's a bitch.

hottest bitch around!
wtf
don't talk about her like that
jude she's my friend
WAIT.
YOU WERE BEST FRIENDS
YESTERDAY???
WHAT HAPPENED???
trent.
get her here rn before i go off
on him myself πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

elena's bitch
NO
DONT
PLEASE
IM SORRY
I WAS ONLY JOKING

injury prone
just for that alone he's getting the
double trouble.

injury prone added 'emily' and
'chloe' to the group!

strawberry shortcake
😐😐
is there even a point to call this
the sheriffs gc anymore?

injury prone changed 'emily'
to 'jude's ender'

injury prone changed 'chloe'
to 'rico's ender'

strawberry shortcake
FUCK DID I DO?

injury prone
finish him girls.

jude's ender
jude mate stfu u little fatty talking
to elena likes she's some dog and
eating trent's last doughnut like
are you actually okay in the head
or are ur fangirls getting to u like
seriously no wonder that shit be
starting to pull back centuries i
be wondering what's on ur mind
recently and it's probs all these
carnival edits getting made of u
well lemme tell mate u ur built
like a ferris wheel so no wonder
they edit u to it 🀣🀣

rico's ender
honestly jude i seriously hope
u go downstairs at 3:42am for a
glass of water and stub ur toe so
hard ur rolling around grovelling
in pain bc u don't want to wake
anyone up but it's that bad u end
up dying and getting buried in a
dog house where you belong 🀣

hottest bitch around!
was the forehead comments that
necessary 😭😭
jude don't listen to emi on that ur
foreheads fine!!
the rest of it tho...

strawberry shortcake
PAHAHAHA
SHUT UP
THATS CLASS
JUDE
ARE YOU GONNA HAVE THAT??

is actually a dilf
did i just find myself two new best
friends? 🀯

thinks he's a dilf
Hello Chloe!
Nice to see you again!
But is someone going to tell me who
Emily is and why has she also said
what we have all been thinking for
months?

elena's bitch
ohhh so you all want me to die?

injury prone
...
was it that obvious?

elena's bitch
WHAT.

hottest bitch around!
RIGHT.
THATS ENOUGH.
jude apologise to emily for calling
her a bitch and emily apologise to
jude for telling the truth !!
and chloe
you just be you sweetie❀️

rico's ender
okay πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

strawberry shortcake
NOT THE TRUTH 😭

elena's bitch
ELENA?

hottest bitch around!
jude.

elena's bitch
UGH FINE.
emmeline i'm so sorry for calling
you a bitch i promise i only think
half of it's the truth β€οΈπŸ™

jude's ender
awhh that's so sweet of you πŸ₯°
i meant everything i said.

hottest bitch around!
EMILY.

jude's ender
UGH FINE
judith i'm sorry for saying those
things and snapping you back to
reality i promise i only meant to
do it in a nicer way β€οΈπŸ™

is actually a dilf
that's gotta be the worst apologies
i've ever heard

injury prone
shut up it's something

rico's ender
WAIT
PAUSE
i just clocked onto the fact u call
urselves the sheriffs AND tuck in
shirt gang 🀣
fucking load of saddos

is actually a dilf
DONT YOU DARE DISRESPECT
THE SHERIFFS.
OUR TUCKED IN SHIRTS ARE A
SYMBOL OF WHO WE ARE!!

rico's ender
never cringed so hard in my life
omg ur a pair of weirdos

strawberry shortcake
see guys this is why we don't add
people to the gc WHO ARENT A
FUCKING SHERIFF.

hottest bitch around!
MF WHAT
IVE DONE NOTHING

elena's bitch
YEAH
LEAVE ELENA ALONE

is actually a dilf
really living up to ur name there
huh jude

thinks he's a dilf
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

jude's ender
yo james wys darl x

injury prone
EMILY?!
HE HAS A CHILD.

jude's ender
well that's never stopped u before
has it 🀣🀣

strawberry shortcake
LMFAOOOOO

elena's bitch
AINT NO WAY 😭😭😭

is actually a dilf
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO MY
BRO DIRTY LIKE THAT πŸ˜­πŸ™

rico's ender
stop savin chat πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

the hottest bitch around!
it's a banana? πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

injury prone
test me one more time and istg
the rope will hang my itself.

rico's ender
finally!!

injury prone
girl don't make me slap u.

rico's ender
CHILD ABUSE????

injury prone
AND WHAT.

hottest bitch around!
omg
speaking of slapping children and
child abuse
this is unrelated
but if i had a son and his gf found
out he cheated on her so she
slapped him in the face i would let
her
straight up
turn around and act like i wasn't
watching

strawberry shortcake
AND THATS ON WHAT???

elena's bitch
that's so outa pocket but so fucking
true
he be out there like "dad did you see
that?!"and suddenly i be needing an
appointment to specsavers πŸ˜­πŸ™

injury prone
i saw a tiktok about that and the
comments were hilarious 😭

jude's ender
replying to: turn around and act
like i wasn't watching
"THATS NOT HOW YOU SOLVE
THINGS!" i thought to myself as i
looked down at my phone, signing
her up for proper fighting classes

injury prone
HELP
YES
THOSE COMMENTS
THEY GET ME EVERY DAMN
TIME 😭😭😭😭

strawberry shortcake
"DONT LAY YOUR HANDS ON
MY SON LIKE THAT" i thought
to myself 2 weeks later

thinks he's a dilf
What is going on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

is actually a dilf
PAHAHAH
MY GIRL SHOWED ME THESE
COMMENTS
THEYRE SO FUNNY

rico's ender
"what you over here being messy
for" i sighed in morse code

elena's bitch
MORSE CODE 😭😭😭😭

thinks he's a dilf
I don't know what's going on right
now but I'm so entertained

is actually a dilf
"again." i typed into my notes app
whilst sipping on my drink

strawberry shortcake
AGAIN? 😭

injury prone
GUYS STOP
PLEASE

hottest bitch around!
"WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?"
a boss, i thought. strengthening my
grip on the glass whilst sorrowfully
exclaiming to my friends the next
day at the function.

jude's ender
THIS GOT IT 😭😭😭

is actually a dilf
nah bc if my son grows up to be a
cheater he is getting disowned

rico's ender
@strawberry shortcake take notes!!

elena's bitch
HELP??

injury prone
FINALLY PROJECTING HER NAME
ONTO THE RIGHT PERSON 😭😭

strawberry shortcake
so immature 🀣

rico's ender
says the one who's in a group called
the tuck in shirt gang.

hottest bitch around!
tuck in shirt gang is actually so corny
but also so cute

jude's ender
girl stop being a simp for ur man
it's cringe af 😭

is actually a dilf
you did not get added to this gc
to bully us all.

rico's ender
womp womp πŸ—£οΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

elena's bitch
NO
I WANT THEM GONE

injury prone
i regret adding them now
we're just gonna get bullied out
of life

strawberry shortcake
friendly reminder there's a thing
called the remove button! β€οΈπŸ™

thinks he's a dilf
No just leave them for now

hottest bitch around!
omg wait
guys
can we add jack??
i feel like he'd fit in here so well

strawberry shortcake
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
NO.

strawberry shortcake removed 'rico's
ender' 'hottest bitch around!' and
'jude's ender' from the group!

strawberry shortcake
that's better πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

is actually a dilf
sigh
i miss them already

strawberry shortcake
stfu.
this is a sheriffs gc.
they shouldn't be here.
they are not apart of the sheriffs.

elena's bitch
neither were you until about five
months ago...

strawberry shortcake
UR POINT???

thinks he's a dilf
Oh God
Here we go again

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TODAY WAS THE DAY that england were going to play against belgium and jude had practically forced elena into going since she didn't go to their last game against brazil (thank god though, because england lost) β€” the reason for her not going is because she was wanting to spend some quality time with miles, so jude decided to make the both of them happy by buying miles a ticket as well and threatening them to show up.

elena proudly wore her bellingham shirt, whereas miles had rocked up in rico's shirt as the both of them had become weirdly close recently; she was starting to feel a bit bad for jobe who talked about rico as if they were still boyfriends whilst rico was out slutting it up with miles.

she and miles met up with trent not that long ago, who was also attending the game due to his injury. he said he would bring daniela and chloe with him, but they unfortunately got caught up with captain duties for liverpool.

safe to say, elena wanted to disappear as she sat in between the two boys who she loved so dearly, but gave her the biggest headache ever. especially with one of them having the thickest scouse accent ever, whilst the other one had a mixture of a british and american accent tied up in one.

"where's emily when you need her?" elena sighed, causing them to go silent as they frowned.

"why do you need emily here?" trent wondered.

"to get you both to shut the fuck up."

miles gasped. "that is very rude."

"was meant to be," elena argued with a roll of her eyes, pulling out her phone so she could check on her makeup as it was announced the players were about to walk out of the tunnel.

"do not enrage me you mischievous delinquent!"Β 

elena blinked at miles in dead silence, straight up ignoring trent next to her, who began to laugh as if he wasn't allowed to do so at home. the other day, she had stupidly shown miles this funny trend on tiktok and now all he was doing was talking to her like they lived in the shakespearean times.

"whatever shut up. the boys are walking out now," elena said, before smiling at the sight of jude, who wheeled out a young boy and immediately caught her eyes, waving at her as she giggled and waved back.

trent coughed. "simp."

"didn't your girlfriend buy you flowers?"

miles whistled. "it's giving bottom."

"it's giving i don't have a girlfriend because all of them think i'm fucking autistic," trent argued, his eyes instantly widening when he noticed people in the box around them had their phones pulled out. "not that there's anything wrong with that!"

"good save," elena patted him on his back.

it was a couple of minutes later when the boy jude had wheeled out started to get cold because of the rain, and elena watched with a fond smile as jude quickly took is jacket off and laid it across the boy carefully, ruffling up his hair fondly.

"funny how john and phil did the same thing but you just know the media will only talk about jude doing it," miles laughed, and trent nodded in agreement as she rolled her eyes.

"well he looked good doing it, so shut up," elena snapped back, knowing that she has always had a soft stop for jude and his many interactions with kids; there was just something about men being good with kids that sealed the deal for elena.

that seemed to be the end of their conversation as not long after did the whistle go off. elena thought england did good in the first half, cheering for the team (more so jude) any chance she got. of course, they were down 2-1 by halftime, though belgium's goals had only been because of silly mistakes and were not an aspect of them playing better.

"wouldn't it be funny if they lost again," miles said with a loud laugh as the boys walked back onto the pitch for the second half, only to immediately shut himself up when he noticed the deadpanned looks elena and trent were giving him. "sorry."

"trent calm down," elena stated when she saw the man biting on his nails. "you're stressing yourself out."

"i'm perfectly relaxed, thank you," scoffed trent, slouching back in his chair, his shoulders tense.

"yeah right," elena folded her arms over her chest and rolled her eyes. "you've been tense all day, has something happened?"

"actually i was very relaxed when miles drove me around in his go kart this morning," trent argued back, sending her a pointed look.

"it's true, most relaxed i've ever seen him," miles added with a nod of his head, and elena stared at them in dead, awkward silence before she huffed loudly and turned away from them.

"idiots," she mumbled under her breath.

and unfortunately, miles's comment seemed to be coming true as the last minutes of extra time were creeping up and the score still remained at it was before halftime. elena sighed and folded her arms over her chest, she was just about to plan ahead a speech for jude when he came up to her after the game moody and upset, only to snap out of it as miles and trent latched onto her arms.

elena jumped up and looked at the pitch, her eyes widening as the ball landed at maddison's feet, the man kicking it over to jude, who slotted it into the back net as the stadium erupted into cheers.

"that's your man!" trent screamed in her ear, and elena was too happy to shout at him for damaging her eardrums and she instead brought him into a warm hug, dragging miles along with her.

jude did his celebration at the corner of the pitch, directly in front of the cameras, before he quickly looked towards the stands and caught eyes with elena, cheekily pointing up at her and creating a heart with his hands, blowing her a sweet kiss.

elena instantly got flashbacks from last year when jude pointed up at the camera after his celebration and told her to call him, giggling as she blew him a kiss back, going a bit flustered when she noticed a few cameras were on her.

"love is disgusting," miles cringed.

"you'll have it all to come one day," trent teased, a smirk on his lips. "besides, don't you already have loads of fangirls now?"

"yeah!" miles grinned, before frowning. "but how will i know which one to pick?"

"both of you shut up!" elena interrupted, sending them a look. "i'm trying to watch my man here!"

"i didn't realise you watched with your ears!"

"shut up, trent!"

thankfully, the game came to an end and england had not lost. elena smiled and clapped, being told that she and the boys could go down in the tunnel because of the fact trent was still a player, which basically gave him free access.

whilst the trio were stood in the tunnel, waiting around for the team to come out of the dressing room, miles turned towards them. "hey, do you reckon if i asked gomez will sign my forehead?"

elena frowned. "why do you want gomez of all players to sign your forehead?"

"because he's my goat."

trent grinned, throwing his arms around the boy as he winked. "i'm teaching him well."

elena was about to have a go at them again before she suddenly heard someone shouting her name, turning around to catch sight of her boyfriend.

"jude!" she grinned in excitement, rushing to him and wrapping her arms around his neck, his arms coming to wrap around her waist, dragging her in close to his body as they hugged one another. she kissed his cheek. "you played amazing! and your goal! i'm so proud!"

"thanks princess," jude smiled, grabbing her face and mushing her cheeks together as he chuckled, kissing her on her nose softly. "by the way, it was dedicated to you in case you didn't realise."

"i think she did what that corny ass celebration of yours," miles cut in, him and trent watching them with grimaces on their faces.

"oh," jude stated.

"don't listen to them," elena scoffed, grabbing his face and directing him to look at her. "i thought it was cute! and i really liked it."

"good," jude nodded his head, his arms wrapped around her as he walked them towards trent and miles. as much as jude and elena adored to show affection towards each other in public, they never really kissed each other on the lips unless it was a basic peck or maybe a special moment.

and so the most they tended to do was just stand there wrapped in each others arms β€” she usually ended up leaning her back against his chest as he caged her inside his embrace, almost like a warm, protective blanket wrapped around her. here and there jude might place kisses on the crown of her head, but for the benefit of miles and trent stood with them he decided not to.

"hey jude! you're wanted for an interview!" declan said, smiling at the group. "oh, hey guys!"

"hey captain," trent grinned, them sharing a quick bro hug as elena and miles congratulated him too.

"okay," jude sighed, before pinching elena's hip as she flinched away from him. "i'll be right back," he promised and bid goodbye to the others, following after declan as they rounded the next corner and went beyond elena's eyesight.

"we're gonna go get a drink, do you wanna come with?" trent said, his hands on miles's shoulders. elena raised her eyebrows at them, knowing that they were not going to get drinks and were most probably off to look for players for miles to get a photo with and an autograph of.

"i'm okay thank you. i'll just wait here," elena said, bidding them goodbye and laughing as they stumbled over each others feet when trying to run over to marcus first.

a couple of minutes later, elena was just in the middle of texting olivia when her attention was caught elsewhere.

"hey!" a voice yelled out, causing elena to snap her head over as she lightly smiled at a belgium player walking towards her, talking in broken english yet she was still able to understand. "are you lost?"

"no!" elena informed, not noticing his eyes widen once he noticed who she was. "i'm just waiting for my friends!"

"wait... are you elena hamilton?" the player then asked, mouth dropped open in shock.

"that's me," she grinned. "lovely to meet you!"

"can i get a- uh- photo? with you?" he then asked, already pulling out his phone from in his pocket as he struggled to find the right words. "my sisters a really big fan!"

"of course you can," elena smiled kindly, trying to keep a distance between them so that they weren't touching in anyway shape or form, though she got close enough so that she was actually in frame.

at this moment did jude round the next corner, and he watched on intently as a random belgium player slid his arm around his girlfriends waist.

elena widened her eyes, moving away from him almost as quickly as the photo was taken. she was not expecting him to touch her out of the blue; so now she felt a little bit awkward if he had maybe taken her kindness for granted.

just as she was about to open her mouth and slyly mention jude in front of him without sounding too aggressive or stupid in case if he was not initiating something with his arm around her waist, another voice did it for her.

"fuck you touching my girlfriend like that for?" an angered voice said, making his way towards them, rico trailing behind like some sort of lost puppy.

the player frowned, looking at elena judgementally as jude swiftly brought her into his arms, glaring at him. "oh, i'm sorry, but she didn't tell me anything about having a boyfriend," the player shrugged his shoulders as rico's eyes widened.

"mate do you live under a rock?" rico questioned, though he instantly silenced himself as jude gave him a warning look.

elena stared at him in shock. "you asked me for a picture and said it was because your sisters a fan? why would i have to tell you i have a boyfriend for something like that?"

the player smirked. "why not?"

jude clenched his jaw. "mate just fuck off. you got your photo and now you can fucking leave."

"but-!"

"BYE!" rico stood on his tiptoes to yell in his face, causing the belgium player to shove him away in frustration as he reluctantly wandered off without another word. "did bro really just push me?"

elena immediately turned to look at jude. "i'm so sorry, i don't know he'd touch me."

"love, this isn't your fault so cut it out with all that shit," jude reassured her with a kiss to her temple, smiling. "he only put his hand on your waist, and yeah it's annoying and gross but it isn't the end of the world."

"still, i feel bad you walked in on that," elena said, laying her head against his chest as he stroked her hair fondly.

"hey rico tell the gaffer i went home early 'cause i wasn't feeling well," jude turned towards him, the boy nodding whilst bidding his favourite couple a quick goodbye.

elena frowned in concern. "are you okay?"

jude laughed, grabbing her hand and pulling her towards the car park. "yes lena, i'm fine. i'm just wanting to take you home now if that's alright?"

her eyes widened in realisation, and she quickly nodded her head. "oh! yeah that's fine!"

"now are you gonna tell me where your car is?"

"oh yeah."

when elena directed jude towards her car and sat down in her drivers seat, what she really was not expecting is for the boy to suddenly jump into the passenger seat and immediately attach their lips together in a kiss.

"jude," she warned against his lips.

"shut up," he snapped, and she quickly relaxed against his mouth as they kissed for a few more seconds before he let out a groan.

jude grabbed her thighs carefully and brought her over the consoles to sit on his lap, the angle much better for them to kiss as he his hands dropped to rest on her waist, smiling as hers reached to wrap around his neck.

elena always felt like her breath was taken away whenever jude kissed her, the touch of his soft lips against hers and the feeling of his rough hands on her waist sent her mind into a wave of pleasure. ultimately, she could feel herself beginning to get lost in his touch, but was snapped out of it by the sound of cars outside.

"jude we have to go home before someone sees us and takes a picture," elena warned through kisses, pulling away whilst laying her hands on his face to push him back so that he was looking at her.

however, it was when jude pulled out the puppy eyes did elena realise how fucked she was.

staying for a little longer won't hurt, right?

she let out a quiet sigh, inching her way forward to press her lips on his again as he smiled against her mouth, smugly, and rested his hands on her waist whilst pulling her flush up against his chest.

jude giggled to himself; he may not have won the game, but he didn't care about that, not anymore, not when his girl was currently sat on his lap and was making out with him as if it was just them in this world.

god, could he be anymore lucky?Β 

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@ELENAHAMILTON ADDED
TO THEIR STORY!












@elenahamilton β˜‘οΈ

jackgrealish: replied to your
story: ROAR !!

that's the spirit jack !!Β 

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jobebellingham: replied to your
story: thanks for the invite bitch

YOU SAID YOU WERE BUSY??!

i was
but you still could've incited us πŸ™„

US????
WHO IS THIS US WE ARE
SPEAKING OF HERE????

bye.

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@elenahamilton β˜‘οΈ

landonorris: replied to your
story: icl celebrating a draw is
crazy 🀣🀣🀣

you saying that but at least he
knows what celebrating a win
feels like 🀣🀣🀣
read

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AUTHOR (CJ) SPEAKS,

i have a love hate relationship with filler chapters but this one isn't so bad

so sorry for how short the chicken shop video is !! i lost my motivation halfway through it and couldn't think of anything else to write πŸ’•πŸ’πŸ’˜

and i had to add a sneaky lando gag at the end bc i suddenly remembered he existed in this book and will return with tjay and nisa soon anywaβ€” WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!




ANYGAYS !!

i hope you all realise there are only ten chapters left... bye i'm sobbing πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

BUT DONT WORRY !! BC WHEN STARGIRL IS OVER IM JUMPING STRAIGHT OVER TO THE SEQUEL πŸ₯³!! (it's already up on my page called starboy, go check it out β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰)

#smilingthruthetears



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