YAY! An update is here! I know it's not an actual oneshot but be patient my spookies! Anyway enjoy!

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Peter: "Hey Ned, I can't find Michelle anywhere. I'm getting worried."

Ned: "Alright- *cups hands over mouth* MICHELLE SUCKS!!"

Michelle: *nothing*

Ned: "Okay...... THEN PETER SUCKS!!"

Michelle: *punches way through crowd* "THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MY LITTLE DEMON!? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"

Peter: "Found her."

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Peter: *talks about Michelle in front of her in a different language*

Michelle: "You know I'm fluent in that language, right?"

Peter: *Panics and runs away*

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Michelle: *Coming out of the bathroom*

Peter: "Finally.... I can brush my teeth now."

Michelle: "Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton."

Peter: *stops and turns around slowly. * "Thanks..... I needed that weird out of the blue fact today."

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Peter: "I'm the most responsible person in this group."

Everyone: *looks at him weirdly*

Michelle: "You literally just set the kitchen on fire."

Peter: "Yes and I take responsibility for that."

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Michelle: "I can't see anything in here, it's too dark."

Peter: "Don't worry babe I got this."

Peter: *Stomps on ground and sketchers light up*

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Michelle: "Hey! Have you seen Peter anywhere?"

Ned: "No I haven't,wh-"

*Boom*

*Crash*

*Thud*

*every other imaginable breaking sound*

Ned: *sighs* "I think I found him."

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Ned: "God help the person who ends up dating Peter."

Michelle, confused: "I'm dating Peter...."

Ned: "My condolences."

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Yay! One update down 20 something more to go! Also im so sorry for taking so long to update, schools been kicking my ass and it's honestly taken so much of my time that I haven't been able to update so I'm so sorry. I'm going to be working on one shots this weekend so my goal is to at least update once next week as well but only time can tell! Anyways I hope you enjoyed it!

Bye spookies! 🧡🕷🖤

-Fuzzy
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