Gigi
Umm gal
where did your instagram go??

Selena
Mine's fine why are you asking

Gigi
Not you dumbass Taylor
She deleted all of her posts

Selena
Oh what 😡
Even her cats?

Gigi
Even her cats.

Selena
😭😭💔💔

Taylor
Don't worry about it.

Gigi
You doing ok?!?!

Taylor
Yeah I am great actually

Selena
Look at you all boyfriended up🤭🤭

Taylor
I don't have a boyfriend yet

Selena
Smack him
How the fuck hasn't he asked you yet he drools over you every time you hang out

Gigi
Seriously??
Is he marrying you before asking to be your boyfriend

Taylor
Ehh I am not all that fussed about it really
I just want some clarity on what we
are

Gigi
Yh it's good to be on the same page with stuff like that

Selena
Your plotting something with you social aren't you

Taylor
🤭🤭

Dummy
Why did you delete your entire instagram and Twitter

Blondie
I literally just did that
How do you know

Dummy
No one is at lunch yet and I got bored so I stalked you
I mean seriously how long does it take for Robbo to have a shit!! It's been twenty cminutes taylor. Man needs help
But anway. Answer the question
What are you planning

Blondie
Nothing😅

Dummy
If you don't tell me I will spam you again

Blondie
Please dont I couldn't use my phone for like 20 mins last time

Dummy
Well tell me and I won't
PLEASE

Blondie
What type of cheesecake should I make?

Dummy
😤
Right this is straight up bullying at this point
You know cheesecake is my favourite
STOP TORMENTING NE AND TELL ME !!!! (chocolate orange)

Blondie
Eww no
I am going to make raspberry

Dummy
Right then.
(Read 12:23pm)

Blondie
I really like snakes

Dummy
Okay. Weird but sure
Wait weren't you called a snake for no reason for like months??
(Read 2:45pm)
I hope you drop you cheesecake

Blondie
👎

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Dummy
So that's what you were plotting

Author's Note

Happy new year everyone!! Hope you all had a great holiday season.

Wee filler for the now but...

We are officially in the Reputation era with Jaylor. A lot is installed with this year and I am excited to share it all with you guys

So I jumped a wee bit to about mid January and I know that rep wasn't released until November but I am shimming things along a wee bit just to fit my time line better.

I am looking forward to giving you guys more