Fyozai. (alright buckle up everybody this is gonna be a long one)

this ship is interesting 6.5/10

reasons why I love them:

1: THEY ARE HOT. I LOVE ME SOME HOT COUPLES

2: based on interactions we had with them in season 2 or whenever fyodor showed up they seemed to know each other. I love mysterious couples so they might have some background we dont know about.

3: as Much as I love fyolai when fyodor said "dazai dear" in the dubbed second to last episode of BSd was kindaaaaa-

4: both their intellect is amazingly big 

5: their dynamic is like a hyperactive orange cat and a black cat.

6: chess buddies ^_^

reasons why I dislike them:

1: once again love their dynamic and they certainly have some interesting shipping moments but based on interactions its a no.

2: SPOILERS.

dazai legit killed fyodor. 

3: in the dead apple fyodor says shit like "every city has its rat begging for a morsel of cheese" assuming he's talking abt himself OFC. and then dazai replied with "meow😼." which was hot and silly to most people but I think that scene showed how different they are and how usually cats are victorious when catching mice aka POSSIBLY foreshadowing how daze would catch and kill fyodor like how a cat catches a mouse. 

4: THEY ARE SO TOXIC??? both of them are not so bad when on their own BUT TOGETHER? THEY WOULD BE MORE TOXIC THEN THE WATER IN DOWNTOWN NEW YORK.

5:  SOME people think fyodor would be "attracted" by dazai intelligence but im sorry to say you are 100% wrong. (really quick: I know a lot of ppl love this ship and the HCs but this is my opinion :3) anyway, in the last epsiode of Bungo Stray Dogs season 5, we are shown fyodor looking at his hurt arm scared how dazai was able to injury him. now straying off the ship for a second fyodor holds his integllince to a high standard so if dazai was able to best him he wouldn't just be mad he would be scared. once again fyodor was able to best ranpo so if someone was able to trick and defeat him then you would be scared of his person's intelligence rather then sexually attracted. if you dont understand its like having a master plan and being the smartest person in the world and someone you thought wasn't a threat tricks you (you, the smartest person) you wouldn't just be questioning yourself but also this stranger. 

6: Fyolai solos.

7: all they see each other is a pawn. and everyone who had common sense knows that fyodor sees everyone as a pawn in his game even nikolai. and each other. 

6: dazai is attracted to women as displayed in the show. NO MATTER HOW MANY GAY SCENES OR EVEN IF DAZAI FUCKING PULLED CHUUYAS FACE INTO HIS CROTCH. he always show attraction for women. now that doesn't mean you can't ship who you want but people ship dazai and chuuya because they have history- which is where some romances start. I dont understand why dazai would be attracted to a male (who has said multiple times wasn't his preferred dating gender) who is trying to kill him and his city. like-  "oh danm you just killed 16 familys murdered hundreds of people, ordered my childhood best friend to shoot me, tried to drown me and my new bestie, framed me and my friends, and you're not even my preferred dating type? oh my god.... thats hot af bro😍"

Sexuality HC:

Dazai: Bisexual, Poly (he/him)

Fyodor: Gay, asexual (he/him)