Laplus pov: "Takane Lui, where are you?" I yelled to no reply

I knew I was being lied to by the bodyguard and by the scientist; there is no way Lui and that dumb intern weren't her.

"Hey Laplus...." my bodyguard said.

"Oh, what do you want?" I asked

"You could at least say my name." She was annoyed.

"Yes, you are Iboka, right?" I asked

"It's Kazuma Iroha." Iroha scoffed

"What are you talking about?" The scientist asked

"She forgot my name..." Iroha sighed

"Wait, really, that's funny!" Koyori laughed

"I remember you as Haiku Koyori," I said.

"Close, it's Hakui," Koyori stated.

I screamed loudly. Names that aren't Takane Lui are so hard to understand that I don't want to know anyone else's name; they aren't as important as Takane Lui is.

"Wow, that's what you think about us?" Koyori stated

"W-what!?" I said it in shock.

"I took a mind-reading pill... Koyori said

Okay, I need to stop thinking about how annoying they all are besides Lui, especially the intern.

"What's the intern's name?" Koyori asked

"Sakamuta Choe?" I said confidently.

"I mean, not bad," Iroha said.

"See, I got it right!" I laughed

"No, it's really wrong," Koyori said.

"Badly so," Iroha explained.

"Well, her name is so hard to learn..." I spat

"It's Sakamata Chloe, a simple name." Iroha sighed

She thinks that's simple. I already forgot that name because it was so plain unlike Takane Lui's, the intern's name was Boting Sakamata. Chloe is a name that everyone must have.

"Do you have a crush on Lui?" Koyori asked

"Me no!" I said abruptly.

"Who is your favorite person?" Iroha asked

"Takane Lui!" I said happily.

"Who do you rely on?" Koyori questioned

"Obviously Takane Lui!" I said

"Who do you trust?" Iroha inquired

"Definitely no one but Takane Lui!" I shouted

Everyone but Takane Lui makes me sick to my stomach. I think my status goes Lui, Koyori, Iroha, and then Chloe is at the absolute bottom.

"Oh, I'm second best." Koyori said

"Second best at what?" Iroha asked

"I'm her second favorite," Koyori said.

"So I assume I'm only third..." Iroha sighed

I didn't get how she knew she wasn't fourth; there was no way to figure that out. I could like the intern more than her; she doesn't know.

"You hate Chloe," Koyori said.

I hate that Koyori can read my mind; all my thoughts are now public domain, and I don't have good things to think about my subordinates; they are all annoying besides Lui.

"I'm going to destroy you." Koyori growled as she yanked out a syringe.

"U-uhm..." I said nervously, "W-what?"

"I'm going to experiment on you," Koyori stated.

"No way you won't bring anything pointy near me again, not after last time!" I shouted

"What happened before?" Iroha asked

"She poked me in-" I was about to finish but was cut off.

"Laplus, I'm here!" Lui stated

"Lui!" I was happily running at her when I was stopped by the intern.

"Get away from my wife!" Chloe growled

"I'm your boss, so shut up!" I screamed

"No, I refused to be silenced by a shrimp!" Chloe spat

"I'm not a shrimp, you are!" I shouted

I continued to argue with the dumb intern. Koyori looked like she had a huge headache from all the screaming. Luibwas texts someone

"Lui, who are you texting?" I asked

"Ah, I was texting Subaru-senpai," Lui said.

"Ah, your older sister!" I said

"I have four," Lui said.

"Wait really!?" I said

"Yeah, you didn't know." Lui said

"I did!" I frantically stated

Lui looked at me like she was so unamused that it was like she didn't believe me. I mean, I didn't know she had four sisters, but no one else here did, and I'm sure of it.

"All three of us know..." Koyori said.

"Stop reading my mind!" I shouted

"No, not until you become a better leader," Koyori said.

"How dare you?" I yelled

"It's true. What do you really do?" Iroha asked

"I... I do things!" I replied

"Like what?" Koyori asked

"I give you jobs!" I said

"And those are?" Koyori said

"Scientist, bodyguard, intern, future wife... I said

"What was that last one?" Iroha asked

"The XO is also known as the Executive Officer!" I shouted

"It almost sounded like my future wife..." Chloe snarled

I stuck my hand out and flaunted the middle finger at her. I wasn't about to lose Takane Lui to an orca that knows nothing about hygiene.

"Stop insulting Chloe!" Koyori said

"Wait, I thought we all hated her!" I said

"No, we just joke around!" Iroha said

I didn't know that, but I didn't feel bad. Chloe deserved every bad thing we said even more, and her presence made me sick to my stomach.

"What is wrong with you?" Koyori asked.

"What?" I asked.

"You have problems," Koyori replied.

"It's not my fault that Chloe is stealing my girl!" I shouted

"Lui isn't yours to begin with!" Iroha shouted

"Yes, she is!" I screamed

"I am not yours," Lui said calmly.

"But I'm your leader!" I shouted

"Yeah, but you can't replicate true love," Lui said as she stared at Chloe.

"You make me want to vomit!" I shouted

Chloe glared at me angrily; she didn't understand why I didn't like her so much. I've done nothing to her, so why don't I like her?

I've already said that she's too close to my Lui and that she needs to back off, but it's also because she has no skills and is only good for cleaning and easy work.

"You know what you try to do to do Chloe's work!" Koyori stated

"Okay!" I said

"You'll have twenty minutes, and if you don't give up by then, you can slap us!" Koyori said

"Deal!" I said happily.

I was going to have a chance to slap them all senseless for denying me and acting like I can't lead. I am about to get my revenge on them. Chloe's work can't be that hard.