Koyori pov: Laplus left, mumbling to herself that she'd check the west wing and locate Lui when she was long gone. Chloe and Lui emerged.

"Thanks for that," Lui said.

"No problem!" Iroha stated

I stared at Chloe and licked my lips feverishly. She was an excellent specimen.

"I'll be taking her," I said, grabbing her by the collar of her shirt and beginning to drag her away from Lui.

"H-help!" Chloe said it loudly.

"So Iroha, I need help with something," Lui said, ignoring Chloe.

"Lui, help me!" Chloe said it again in horror.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you." I paused for a second, "immediately," I said under my breath.

"Heeeeeeelp!" Chloe screeched as I dragged her to my lab.

"You heard her, you won't die... Lui said she didn't believe that herself.

I've never lied once. When I say I won't kill someone, I never do. They just happen to be collateral damage from something else I do.

I pushed Chloe into my lab and strapped her into a chair.

"Now I'll have to thoroughly clean you," I said.

"Nooooooooooooooooooo!" Chloe screeched. She was more scared of that than my experiments.

I thoroughly cleaned Chloe with a disinfectant wipe and then put gloves on and a hazmat suit laced with lead since I was dealing with radiation.

"I want to test my shrink ray on a human since the fruit I tested it on all exploded," I said.

"How about not?" Chloe said

"Okay, well, then how about you drink my sleep potion, which accidently spilt a bit ago and blew up part of my desk?" I said.

"Uhm... no!" Chloe said it with fear.

"I forgot I left my ramen in the microwave!" I shouted

a loud boom! Echoed throughout the room as the microwave exploded and combusted into flames.

"Oh yeah, I put a taste enhancer in the ramen," I said.

"Do you have an explosion fetish!?" Chloe shouted

"No, why would you say that?" I asked

"Because everything you make seems to explode!" Chloe shouted

"Well the thing I injected in Lapis's s--" I was stopped by Chloe's screeching, so I lost my train of thought. All I know is that it didn't explode. Laplus would be dead if it did.

"Oh, cool, a grenade!" I said happily, ripped the pin out, and tossed it behind me at Chloe.

"Aiyyeeeeee!" Chloe screeched, but the grenade didn't explode; instead, it oozed a sticky substance.

"Luckily, that's blue, right?" I said

"Get this off me!" Chloe said

"Wait! I remember now that's toothpaste, and it explodes when it comes into contact with horse bone marrow!" I said

"Why exactly horse bone marrow!?" Chloe asked

"I don't know. Ask the creator," I said.

"That's literally you!" Chloe shouted

"Was it?" I shrugged

"Are you dumb!?" Chloe asked

"Maybe?" I said it in a confused manner.

"Okay, but please get this off of me." I sighed

I grabbed a cloth but realized it was made of horse bone marrow, so I opted for a generic paper towel instead.

"I'm surprised that it doesn't explode." Chloe sighed

"Oh, it does only if it is exposed to oil from a BMW," I said.

"Why is it so specific!?" Chloe asked

"This chair only explodes if Mike Tyson were to sit on it," I said.

"Okay, what is wrong with you!?" Chloe asked

"What is wrong with me?" "I'm a scientist, I invent, and I'm doing my job unlike someone else." I said

"You bastard!" Chloe shouted

"I'm just going to do a few tests on you," I said, pulling out a needle.

I walked over to her and stuck it in her thigh and put the contents into her leg.

"What did that do?" I asked

"Oh, that should make you burp... I said

"What else!?" Chloe asked

"Your large intestine may explode," I said.

"Please noooo!" Chloe squealed

"Odd your inner was supposed to explode..." I said nothing happened.

"Phew, I'm an orca, not a human." Chloe sighed with relief.

"Ooh yeah!" I laughed, pulling out a harpoon. "I have this for you!" I said

"Wait, forget I'm an orca again, please!" Chloe shouted

I began to poke her with the harpoon, but not enough to make her bleed because I am very nice.

"Chloe, I like you," I said.

"Screw you!" Chloe said she suddenly spit on my shoe.

I took a dropper and got a sample of her spittle.

"I'll use this later," I said.

"You crazy psycho..." Chloe said

"Yup, in the flesh!" I said I was walking towards her.

"U-ughhh! Koyori-chan" Chloe moaned

"Hold still!" I grunted

"But you're doing it too rough!" Chloe stated

"I'll be gentle, just hold still," I stated.

"Let's not indulge this right now, Iroha." Lui said outside the door

I began to hear the pair walk away.

"It's not what it sounds like; I was just brushing her teeth!" I shouted

Lui slowly crept the door open and stared at me holding the toothbrush.

"What the hell was that about?" Lui asked

"Ask Chloe that, not me!" I shouted

"What!?" Chloe shouted

"For a second, I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me," Lui said.

"I would never!" Chloe cried

"Ehhh, but I was ready to make out with Laplus," Lui said teasingly.

"You wouldn't tough your lips to her," I said.

"That's true," Lui said.

"Wow, Koyori, what's that great smell?" Lui asked

"I bathed Chloe!" I giggled

"Thank God, I don't want to be harassed by a smelly woman," Iroha sighed.

"Wait, you want to be harassed?" I questioned

"That's kind of weird," Lui said.

"I won't judge," I said.

"Shut up, Miss Explosion Fetish!" Chloe shouted

"Look, I don't judge the shrine you have of Lui!" I scoffed

"Wait, what shrine..." Lui scowled

"Uhmmmm..." Chloe was at a loss for words.

"Isn't it in your dungeon or whatever?" Iroha asked

"I don't have a dungeon, shut up!" Chloe shouted

"Before we leave today, I'm thoroughly searching your room." Lui said

"But my underwear is all over!" Chloe said

"And you're my girlfriend, so who cares?" Lui asked

"Wait, you are dating?" I asked

"Yup, but maybe not for long," Lui said.

Iroha and I began to laugh at Chloe's expense. That is how we had fun here, and we wouldn't want it any other way.