"Listen! Continue Dark Souls and never give up! If you don't play.... you can't lose. And i have no entertainment when my kids are no longer ragequitting, so move your ass and play!"

"You know... You have a nice butt and chest... and that's about it. HAHAHAHAHA! Hey! At least I can use you to make your flat chested aunts feel horrible! AHAHAHAHA!"

"You're ugly

Me: But dad... I look like you.

Dad: Then I look ugly as a girl but hot as a male *fabulous pose*"

"Quit whining about having your hand dipped in boiling oil! It's not that painful! Try having multiple tattoos on your body, then you can cry."

"*sings* CENTIPEDE IN THE BUTT OF THE JAEGER!"

"3 Year old sister: Shit! ^0^

Dad and me: *camera zooms in our horrified faces as mom turns to us*

Mom: Who... taught... her?

Dad: I'm an angel! IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER! She steals from my wallet as well!

Me: =_= *actually never curses in front of parents*"

"Your Skype friends are intresting... One sounds normal (E), one is the weed addict in the picture (Annad), one sounds like a girl (Flamie) and others... I dunno. Sorry. I'm too lazy to look at your privacy. "

"Your cooking is horrible"

ALL OF THESE IN ONE DAY O_e IM ABOUT TO KILL SOMEONE! ;-;

In the media are the.... things I cooked foe dinner. I KNOW THEY LOOK REVOLTING ;-; I HAD TOO MUCH FUN WITH THE FLAMES AND BURNED THE CURTAINS,MY PARENTS AND MY PETS