Reaching Puberty: an AnnadXPike fanfic

(Pike's POV):

it was one summer morning and I started texting Pyro on Skype, wondering if I should annoy the fuck out of her, mindfuck her, fuck her or just greet her. I logged in on Skype and greeted her.

yo bitch

An hour passed and she still hasn't answered. I just shrugged, she must be asleep or doing stuff again and started playing minecraft----

BUT DAMN ENDERMEN KEPT FUCKING STEALING MY BLOCKS THOSE COCKSUCKERS!

I WAS KICKED OUT OF MY SERVER BECAUSE I ANNOYED THE FUCK OUT IF EVERYONE

AND EVERYONE CANT SKYPE WITH ME UNTIL I REACHED PUBERTY

;-; I just want to be loved.

Before I knew it, I fell asleep because idk.

Little did I know that the candy I ate before was drugged.

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"Hey! Let me go!"

BANG!

PIKE used SCREECH

It's so damn effective!

I screamed when I woke up and glared, but someone already fainted because of my fabulous Ariana Grande pitch. I blinked and stared at the supposedly dead abductor.

"Thank goodness, Justin. You're awake." A familiar, deep as the sea as fuck voice spoke out.

I turned to see. . .

"Anna?"

"=_= No. It's---"

"Danna?"

"No."

"Primadonna?"

"What?! No---"

"Madonna?"

"IT'S ANNAD!"

"I know." I shrugged and looked around me, ignoring the annoyed grass lover. "Where are we?"

"I don't know. . ." He trailed off. "Someone abducted our friends as well. Kei and the other girls are taken to another room. We got to get them."

I just gave him an I don't give a fuck look. "They can handle themselves."

A loud shriek was heard, which I could guess came from a friend, and I dropped my incredibly high supersonic voice.

"See? Let's go." Annad sighed and stood up. I still don't know whart the fuck is going on.

We soon found ourselves in a dead end after five minutes of walking. I kept calm and looked around me, but---

"Get down!" Annad suddenly pushed me down to the ground, landing on top of me as multiple gunshots were heard and the wall behind us almost broke. My eyes widened when my nose touched Annad's cheek and I pushed him off of me.

Laughter can be heard as he struggled to get up, and I recognized the maniacal laughter. My right eye twitched and I turned to see. . .

"Damn it, Pyro! What is going on?!"

I saw her high five some other girls, and judging by their descriptions, it must be Aura, Kei, Shinju and even E and Adam are with them.

"Got ya! Best. Prank. Sett up. EVER." Pyro approached us with a large grin. My right eye twitched as my mind became clouded with thoughts I'm going to do to her for payback. I started chasing after Peruvian girl as she laughed her insane laughter and ran away.

"FUCK YOU FOR SETTING US UP!"

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I finally did it, guys ^_^ This is just a prank and welcome back present to our dear grass lover annadhamam

Please don't kill me, I still love you D:

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