Brought to you by........ Izuku Midoriya (Deku) and Aoi Baruto (Valt Aoi)!!!!!

Valt: Geez having a life like mine is sucks u know?

Deku: What makes you say that?

Valt: My life is like a living hell!

Deku: Yeah mine is worst...

Valt: Excuse me!?

Deku: What?.....

Valt: I 100% positive that my life is worst than you. I always got chase by four or more love sick toddlers!

Deku: Really!? Because I was being chase by my whole classmates! Like a bull chasing a mandator!

Valt: So!? Some of those love sick toddlers were obsessed with me and some of them almost kill one another! I was scared at someone whose 10,000 insane and obsessed! And that someone is him! *points a white cat sleeping*

Deku: A cat?.....

Valt: Wut *looks* my bad..... IT'S HIM!!!! *points a depressed crying Shu on the corner*

Shu: *sniff* fuck you star......

Deku: Is he okay?......

Valt: Well idk and idc

Deku: Well yours is okay but my mine is TERRIBLE!!! I was being forced to wear a dress by the girls just to make the whole school faint while nose bleed. And One of them is 20,000 obsessed and keep asking me to marry him!!!!! And that someone is that half coloured haired guy.

Todoroki: *smirk and winks at Deku like he wants to impress him*

Deku: *disgust in his life*

Valt: Well that's not even bad! Because what they don't know is that I'm straight! Even Shu my childhood friend knows it but keep saying I'm lying!!!

Shu: SHUT UP VALT!!! STOP LYING AND JUST ADMIT IT YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!

Valt: *roll eyes*

Deku: Well I'm straight to but!!! *points behind him*

All UA student: MIDORIYA CHAN IS GAY AND JUST ADMIT IT MIDORIYA!!!!

Todoroki: You heard them Midoriya!

Deku: *pissed*

Valt: Oh yeah!? I always got raped 15 or more than 15 rounds a day!!! And I can't walk properly that I have to use a walker or a wheelchair!!!

Deku: You think yours is worse!?!? I got raped by 3 or more than 3 people at once for weeks!!!!

Todoroki: Midoriya come here let's make love

Deku: No!!!

Shu: *looks at Valt*

Valt: *shows a Red Eye mask*

Shu: *pissed real bad*

Star: Woah woah woah!!!!.... THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS ROOM WITH THE WORSE LIFE IS ME!!!! THE AUTHOR!!!! AND THE ONE CAN POSSIBLY KILL ME IS JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

Star, Midoriya, Valt: *arguing who has the worse life*

Todoroki/Shu: *watching their baby boys picture.

Todoroki: I call Midoriya Izu-chan at first, then I call him babe, broccoli or cinamon roll

Shu: Well I have a lot of cute nicknames for Valt, but i always call him babe, Valty or porcupine

Uuh...... well thanks for enjoying the show-

Valt: *throws camera*

Wait the camera-

Blackout