Cooking
No....

Just No.......

He hired a chef

NOT EVEN HIS HUSBAND CAN COOK!!!

Cleaning
Valt:*enters his kids room*

(Kids are well..... all beyblade characters)

Valt:WHY IS THIS ROOM SO MESSY!?!?

Aiger:Honey where are you.......

Valt:*cleaning the whole room hella fast*Done!!!

Aiger:Honey........ I'm gonna pick the kids.....

Valt:Tell them to come to their room k sweetie?

Aiger:K?......

Kids going to their room
Valt:*spanks Lui*WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM WHEN YOUR GOING TO SCHOOL HUH!?!?!? YOU LAZY BONE!?!?!?

Lui:*just cussing that he's too lazy to even clean his room*

Aiger:O_O

Valt:NEXT!!!

Rantaro:oh no*goes to Valt and immediately got spank*

Valt:WHY DID YOU PEE ON YOUR BED SHEET!?!?! I JUST CLEAN THAT YESTERDAY!!!!!!

Aiger:This is why I love you

Kids:Papa Why!?!?!?!?!

Stranger/Theif
Stranger:*spots Valt*Hey you! Give me your money

Valt:*kicks his ball and run*

Stranger:Fuck this kid!

Aiger:That's my Honey boy your talking about

Sttanger:What

Aiger:*kick his ball and run to his waifu*

Stranger:Fuck those married couple!

Their kids:Ehem!......

Stranger:…………*thinks:What did I get myself into? *

Kids:*strategy punching, kicking, biting and slapping him then run to their parents*

Stranger:ded

V2
Stranger:Hey Kid! Give me your money!

Valt:*Drama Queen mode activated**falls knee on floor and start crying/yelling for help*HELP!!! THIS STRANGER TRIES TO ROB ME!!!!! *cries*

Valt's protection squad:*runs to the stranger*LEAVE THAT CINAMON ROLL GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger:Why me?.....

Valt's protection squad:*kills stranger*

V3
Stranger:Stop right there Kid! Give me your money so nobody gets hurt!

Valt:*use Xander's signal call*

Xander and his dojo fellas:*appeared*

Ukyo:Ever feel a fist on your face?

Stranger:Uhh......

Ukyo/Yugo/Quon/Ren Wu:*starts the fight him brutally*

Xander:*punch him hard till stranger flew up there*

Xander and his gang send Valt to his house

V4
Stranger:You there give me some money!!!

Valt:*calls Chun Li*

Chun Li:Im here

Stranger:WTF CHUN LI!?!?!?

Chun Li:*fights stranger till his bones were all broken*That'll be 200¥

Valt:*hands Yen*Here, well saved

Chun Li:Call me if there's stranger

Valt:Aye!

Grinding People
Valt:*comes in room with pikachu shock face*Le Gasp!!!!!!

Aiger:*notice Valt and flinch*Gaghh!!! Honey it's not what it's looks like!!!!

Valt:Oh I know what it looks like!!! Then what's that!?!? *points TV*

Aiger:Uuuhhhh........

Valt:Speak!!!!

Aiger:I was watching Kitmetsu No Yaiba!!!!!!

Valt:*stomps feet*Without me!?!?!?

Aiger:*hugs him tightly*I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)

Valt:punch or kick? CHOOSE!!!

Aiger:............

1 minutes later

Shu:*stares at Aiger*

Aiger:*puts ice on his cheek*

Shu:What do you choose?

Aiger:Punch but I didn't expect him to punch this strong*looks at Valt*Are you still mad at me?

Valt:*Cross arm, pouts angrily and high up his nose*

Aiger:Yup your still mad at me