Cooking
No....
Just No.......
He hired a chef
NOT EVEN HIS HUSBAND CAN COOK!!!
Cleaning
Valt:*enters his kids room*
(Kids are well..... all beyblade characters)
Valt:WHY IS THIS ROOM SO MESSY!?!?
Aiger:Honey where are you.......
Valt:*cleaning the whole room hella fast*Done!!!
Aiger:Honey........ I'm gonna pick the kids.....
Valt:Tell them to come to their room k sweetie?
Aiger:K?......
Kids going to their room
Valt:*spanks Lui*WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM WHEN YOUR GOING TO SCHOOL HUH!?!?!? YOU LAZY BONE!?!?!?
Lui:*just cussing that he's too lazy to even clean his room*
Aiger:O_O
Valt:NEXT!!!
Rantaro:oh no*goes to Valt and immediately got spank*
Valt:WHY DID YOU PEE ON YOUR BED SHEET!?!?! I JUST CLEAN THAT YESTERDAY!!!!!!
Aiger:This is why I love you
Kids:Papa Why!?!?!?!?!
Stranger/Theif
Stranger:*spots Valt*Hey you! Give me your money
Valt:*kicks his ball and run*
Stranger:Fuck this kid!
Aiger:That's my Honey boy your talking about
Sttanger:What
Aiger:*kick his ball and run to his waifu*
Stranger:Fuck those married couple!
Their kids:Ehem!......
Stranger:…………*thinks:What did I get myself into? *
Kids:*strategy punching, kicking, biting and slapping him then run to their parents*
Stranger:ded
V2
Stranger:Hey Kid! Give me your money!
Valt:*Drama Queen mode activated**falls knee on floor and start crying/yelling for help*HELP!!! THIS STRANGER TRIES TO ROB ME!!!!! *cries*
Valt's protection squad:*runs to the stranger*LEAVE THAT CINAMON ROLL GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger:Why me?.....
Valt's protection squad:*kills stranger*
V3
Stranger:Stop right there Kid! Give me your money so nobody gets hurt!
Valt:*use Xander's signal call*
Xander and his dojo fellas:*appeared*
Ukyo:Ever feel a fist on your face?
Stranger:Uhh......
Ukyo/Yugo/Quon/Ren Wu:*starts the fight him brutally*
Xander:*punch him hard till stranger flew up there*
Xander and his gang send Valt to his house
V4
Stranger:You there give me some money!!!
Valt:*calls Chun Li*
Chun Li:Im here
Stranger:WTF CHUN LI!?!?!?
Chun Li:*fights stranger till his bones were all broken*That'll be 200¥
Valt:*hands Yen*Here, well saved
Chun Li:Call me if there's stranger
Valt:Aye!
Grinding People
Valt:*comes in room with pikachu shock face*Le Gasp!!!!!!
Aiger:*notice Valt and flinch*Gaghh!!! Honey it's not what it's looks like!!!!
Valt:Oh I know what it looks like!!! Then what's that!?!? *points TV*
Aiger:Uuuhhhh........
Valt:Speak!!!!
Aiger:I was watching Kitmetsu No Yaiba!!!!!!
Valt:*stomps feet*Without me!?!?!?
Aiger:*hugs him tightly*I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)
Valt:punch or kick? CHOOSE!!!
Aiger:............
1 minutes later
Shu:*stares at Aiger*
Aiger:*puts ice on his cheek*
Shu:What do you choose?
Aiger:Punch but I didn't expect him to punch this strong*looks at Valt*Are you still mad at me?
Valt:*Cross arm, pouts angrily and high up his nose*
Aiger:Yup your still mad at me