Shu deciding to try a pick up line

Shu:*reads book about pick up line*Hmmm?....................hehehe~


The next day


Valt:*chilling on the relaxing chair near the pool*


Shu:Excuse me?


Valt:Yeah?


Shu:I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators and I'm going to ask you to assume the position


Valt:*blushing madly*Go away..... 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢🍅🍅🍅🍅


Shu:*work!*


~~~


Valt:*playing with random little kids*


Random kids:*playing with Valt*


Shu:Hey Valt!


Valt:*lifting one off the kid*Yeah Shu?


Shu:Are you an Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should to take you out~


Kids:Valt, I don't get it?.......


Valt:*blushing really red*Y-you'll know someday now go home now*put kid down*


Random kids:Sayonaro Valt!!!! *runs home*


Shu:Hehehe~


Valt:*slap Shu and storms away blushingly*💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅


Shu:Perfecto~


~~~


Valt:*sitting on the couch polishing Valkyrie*


Shu:*sit besides him and scoot closer*Valt?


Valt:Yes?


Shu:Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you, I smile~


Valt:*blush madly*Shu can I have your bey for a sec? 💢


Shu:Sure, in exchange of your heart please?~


Valt:*grabs a nearby glass of water and hit Shu in the face*Never mind!💢💢💢💢💢


Shu:*groan in pain*Always work~


~~~


Valt/Shu:*walking with groceries bag*


Shu:hehe~*purposely trips and land on one of his knee*


Valt:*notice amd starts panic*Shu are you okay!?


Shu:*romantically grabs Valt's hand* Valt......do you have a band-aid? Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you~*winks*


Random people:*chuckles a little*


Valt:*blushing madly*💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢


At Star's mansion


Valt:*walks in with groceries*💢


Wakiya:Yo Valt! I thought your with Shu?


Valt:*puts groceries on table*See for yourself *goes upstairs*


Wakiya:*looks outside seeing Shu got tied around the tree with bird food all over him and gets peck by birds*Uhh..... ouch......


Birds:*pecks Shu*


Shu:Always wo-*gets peck on the eye*Ouch! Watch it!!!! 💢💢💢💢


~~~


Shu/Valt:*on the table eating ice cream together*


Shu:*keeps staring at Valt*


Valt:*notice Shu staring him*Why are you looking at me? And you don't even blink one bit! 💦


Shu:*smiles in a flirty way*I don't want to blink, Cause I'm afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness~


Valt:Ok that's sweet and creepy...... and stop or I'll call Daigo!


Shu:Okay! Okay!~


~~~


Valt:*drops coin*Oppsie! 💦


Shu:*picks up coin*Valt, let's flip a coin. Head's your mine, tails I'm yours~


Valt:*grabs coin and was about to throw it on Shu's face*


Shu:*grabs Valt by the wrist sAME with the other one and pin him on the wall*Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back~ *leans in*


Valt:Daigo!!!!!!!!!


Daigo:*kick Shu*No kissing!!!!!!!


Shu:*so close!*💢💢💢💢💢


~~~


Valt:*at the garden watering the flowers*


Shu:Valt!~


Valt:Yes?


Shu:*shows camera (water proof)* Can I take a picture? I want to prove all my friends that angels really do exist~


Valt:*spray Shu with the water*💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢


Shu:Don't worry Valt! It's water proof!


Valt:Why?.......


Shu:And Valty! If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together~


Valt:*throws a garden gnome on Shu*


Shu:*dodge garden gnome* Valt, your shoes untie!


Valt:Wait what!? *looks down*


Shu:*quickly bends on knee infront of him while holding his hand romantically*Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else~


Valt:*blush madly and punch Shu*💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢


Shu:*rub his aching shoulder* Valt?....... *looks down being gloomy and sad*


Valt:*oh no! I didn't mean to punch him that hard!*Shu! I'm so sorry!!!! *hugs Shu with teary eyes*


Shu:Valt........


Valt:What Is it Shu!? *years running down from his eyes*


Shu:*puts hand on his cheek*You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache~


Valt:*slap Shu and walks away* Why do I even panic........


Shu:Aww come one Valty~It's only a pick up line~


Valt:Shut up! 💢💢💢💢💢💢


Shu:*hugs Valt*Don't be angry Valty~


Valt:Shu your wet!!!!!! Get off me!!!!!!!


Shu:Nope! You're just like a snowflake. Beautiful, unique and with one touch you'll be wet~ *kiss his cheek*


Valt:Just what kind of inappropriate pick up line is that!?!?!?! And stop it your wet!!!!!*gets kisses all over his face by Shu*


Shu:So sweet!~


Get a room Shu!!!!


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