The best mom

Going out
Shu
Shu:I'm going out and I'll be back in a minute *goes out*


Kids (you know who):*start destroying everything*


Shu:Actually no I hired a babysitter*push babysitter in and left*


Kids:Why?.....


Daigo
Daigo:I'm going out bye*comes back after 8 second with lots of stuff*I'm back


Kids:What?....


Kristina
Kristina:I'm going out! It won't be long


6 hours later


Kristina:I'm back~


Kids:Took you long enough!


Fubuki
Fubuki:I'm going out! *leaves*


For months they don't know when will he ever come back


Valt
Valt:I'm going out and if there's one tiny dust in this house I will *demonic voice*spank your bum bum till your bum bum (butt) is bleeding and I'll make sure you don't have any toys to play or food to eat! *back being the normal Sweet child he is* Bye I love you~


Kids:*scared in their entire lives*


Shopping
Shu
Shu:I need to buy milk, spaghetti, mushroom,......... etc*goes looking for 4 hours*Done!


Daigo
Daigo:*goes in store and comes back 1 in a half minute with only cereal and milk*


Kristina
Kristina:*goes in and comes back for 2 minute with a hand full of nothing*


*she just socializing*


Fubuki
Fubuki:*exactly like Daigo*


Valt
Valt:*gets in with a trolley/shopping cart while using it as a skateboard and start grabbing everything he needed*


People:Hey kid that's illegal!


Valt:*throws money at him*Not for me!!! *spins trolley/shopping cart to the counter and dramatically pulls out a credit card and gave it to the worker*


Worker in the counter:*scan item and credit card*Have a nice day Valt!


Valt:*runs out of shop with his grocery and rides on skateboard with Quon*Take me home


Quon:*wears swag glasses*On it! *swnd him home*


Valt:*gives 100,00 ¥💴*Here


Quon:*takes yen and skate away*


Cheating
Shu
Kid:I've got all A!!!


Shu:More like you got all A by cheating?


Kid:How do you know!?


Daigo
Kid:I got all A!!!!


Daigo:How do you get all A?


Kid:I cheated


Daigo:*calls teacher*change his report card to F because he cheated


Kid:screeeeeeee!!!!!!!


Kristina
Kid:I got an A!!!


Kristina:Your grounded for cheating


Kid:Shoot


Fubuki
Kid:Do you believe that I got all A on my report card???


Fubuki:Do you believe that I was spying on you when your doing your exam???


Kid:Your a creep


Valt
Valt:Did you get your report card?


Kid:Yeah


Valt:Good *grabs spanker and spank him really*WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON EXAM!?!? HOW SHAMEFULL ARE YOU!?!?!?


Kid:MOMMY!!!!!


40 minutes of spanking later
Kid:*has a doggy cone around his neck*


Valt:Change his report card


Teacher:But this is his grade!


Valt:Then do you want to be fooled by him!?


Teacher:He cheated!?


Kid:Well yeah


Teacher:*spank him*


Valt:WHY DID YOU SPANK HIM!? YOUR JOB IS TO EDUCATE HIM NOT SPANKING HIM YOU CHILD ABUSE


Kid:You tell em Mommy!!!!


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