This story was actually belongs to SpeedKnightStorm. So yeah just making vines of it.
May May:Your friends suck! Your family sucks! This whole shop is sucks!
Val:I know. My life sucks *puts on lipbalm*
May May:You know what's didn't suck? That lipbalm*points lipbalm*
Val:I don't have enough money.....
May May:Who says you don't have enough money? You have five fingers don't you?
Val:Well yeah because it's normal for human beings-
May May:Bababab! Steal that lipbalm. Flavour? Bubblegum
Val:Wait!? You mean like shoplifting?
May May:No I meant like pharmacy stealing. Fuck it!!!
Val:What if we get caught?.....
May May:Fuck all this! Fuck and fuck! *yelling while showing middle fingers*
Val:Oh.......what am I supposed to do?
May May:Baby steps! First, steal that lipbalm!
Val:Okay..... *grabs lipbalm and puts it in her pocket*
May May:smooth..... now walk to the exit....... be cool...... smile
Val:*smile*
May May:Not to big!...... now go!.... Go! Go! Go!..... get the fuck out *runs with Val*
Val:*panting*I'm out! I'm out!
May May:So how do you feel?
Val:I feel...... I feel amazing! Is this how mens feels like!?
May May:All the time!!! Even the ugly ones
Val:*puts on lipbalm*mmhl~……bubblegum
May May:Bubblegum!!!!~
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May May:*kicks door with an elephant gun in her hands*Alright you motherfuckers! My girl's friend was ditch her ass for power! So she needs to pump up! *sprays on camera*
Val:*starts taking things and put it in her pocket*
May May:She's gonna walk around the store and take shits she never use! And if any of prescription bottle ass bitches even looks at her!? I swear to God I'll shot you from your hole and rip your guts!!!!!! *reloads gun*
Val:*walks out from the store with May May open it for her*
May May:Let's go Sugar. *shoots glases*
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May May:For instinct*holds launcher*What the fuck is this?
Val:It's my launcher-
May May:Get rid! *throws launche*
Val:Hey!
May May:Listen to me! You wanna shoplift lipstick, you wanna wear skimpy outfits, you wanna scream at your friends and then laugh at their tears
Val:But I don't wanna scream at my friends
May May:Well they're not your friends anymore. Your going to call the bitches!
That allbye this is just random shits