This story was actually belongs to SpeedKnightStorm. So yeah just making vines of it.

May May:Your friends suck! Your family sucks! This whole shop is sucks!

Val:I know. My life sucks *puts on lipbalm*

May May:You know what's didn't suck? That lipbalm*points lipbalm*

Val:I don't have enough money.....

May May:Who says you don't have enough money? You have five fingers don't you?

Val:Well yeah because it's normal for human beings-

May May:Bababab! Steal that lipbalm. Flavour? Bubblegum

Val:Wait!? You mean like shoplifting?

May May:No I meant like pharmacy stealing. Fuck it!!!

Val:What if we get caught?.....

May May:Fuck all this! Fuck and fuck! *yelling while showing middle fingers*

Val:Oh.......what am I supposed to do?

May May:Baby steps! First, steal that lipbalm!

Val:Okay..... *grabs lipbalm and puts it in her pocket*

May May:smooth..... now walk to the exit....... be cool...... smile

Val:*smile*

May May:Not to big!...... now go!.... Go! Go! Go!..... get the fuck out *runs with Val*

Val:*panting*I'm out! I'm out!

May May:So how do you feel?

Val:I feel...... I feel amazing! Is this how mens feels like!?

May May:All the time!!! Even the ugly ones

Val:*puts on lipbalm*mmhl~……bubblegum

May May:Bubblegum!!!!~

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May May:*kicks door with an elephant gun in her hands*Alright you motherfuckers! My girl's friend was ditch her ass for power! So she needs to pump up! *sprays on camera*

Val:*starts taking things and put it in her pocket*

May May:She's gonna walk around the store and take shits she never use! And if any of prescription bottle ass bitches even looks at her!? I swear to God I'll shot you from your hole and rip your guts!!!!!! *reloads gun*

Val:*walks out from the store with May May open it for her*

May May:Let's go Sugar. *shoots glases*

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May May:For instinct*holds launcher*What the fuck is this?

Val:It's my launcher-

May May:Get rid! *throws launche*

Val:Hey!

May May:Listen to me! You wanna shoplift lipstick, you wanna wear skimpy outfits, you wanna scream at your friends and then laugh at their tears

Val:But I don't wanna scream at my friends

May May:Well they're not your friends anymore. Your going to call the bitches!

That allbye this is just random shits