Interview

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Host:Ladies and Gentlemen!!! We here by to have review with the cutest and elegance demon, Aoi Varuto!!!!! And our host is the clumsy and yet the bombolone Lover, Star Chan!!!~


Star/DSValt:*runs while waving at the audience*Thank you! Thank you!


Audience cheering and clapping


Welcome to this interview, brought to you by Demon Slayer AU Valt!!!!


DSValt:Hmmp..... hmp... hmm...


Star:Let's see what topic were gonna talk about!


And the topic is......


















"Ariana Grande"


Wtf?


DSValt:???


Umm.......


Take 2
And the topic is......








"Blood Demon Art"


Well what you look at that! So Valt! What is your blood demon art?


DSValt:Hmm!!! *stands up and goes somewhere and cuts his arm till blood dripping on a office chair*


DSValt:*Blood Demon Art..... Acid Blood!* *blood turns like an acid and melts office chair*


DSValt:Hmm!!!! *shows the audience*


Well that was fascinating! Thank you for coming in this interview Valt! See you again *waves good bye*


DSValt:Hmm!!!.... *waves good bye at audience*


Audience cheering and clapping some awe at him


Our next contestant is....... Kurenai Shut!!!!!


Shu:Sup!


So Kurenai! Let's see what topic you get
















"Waifu"


Waifu! Well Shu, go ditch Valt and get a waifu!


Shu:Never! So.... what I think about waifu are pretty cute and a little childish..... but I'm *beep* gay that means I don't have any random thoughts about them


O-ok......... well who would you want to be your waifu?


Shu:Easy.. *walks out for a minute and comes back with Valt*


Shu:This is who I'm gay for!!!!!!!


Valt:Excuse me?


Aiger:Hey! He's my waifu!!!!


Free:*Burst in through wall with deer*THAT HEDGEHOG IS MINE!!!!!!


Deer:Go Free!!!


Lui:*kicks down the door*Hell no he's mine*


The four rivals glare each other and ready to fight


Few seco-


OK THAT'S IT FOR THE INTERVIEEEE*dodge microphone*EEEW AND HOPE ALL OF YOU AUDIENCE ENJOY-*quickly back off from Shu who attacks Lui*THIS INTERVIEW *Free and Deer aim the camera and breaks it*AAAAHHH!!!!


The show were on fire, some broken and it was a disaster.


The four rivals still fighting leaving poor Valt under the table protecting himself


Well fuck!


Stay tuned for the next interview

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