Valt is wearing this btw 7u7 he looks cute and handsome!!!
1. Never ever insult him
Lui:*insult him*
Valt:Lui I had a poem for you!!!
Lui:What poem IDIOT!?
Valt:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where is my hand?
*shows fist*
Here's my hand
Where is your face?
*points Lui's face*
Here is your face
Where's my target?
*punch Lui*
Your face is my target
2. Never disobeyed him
Shu:How many time do I have to tell you Valt! Don't wear short pant!!!
Valt:Excuse moi!? How many times do I have to tell you stop posting your weird photos on Instagram!!!!! YOU ARE LURING GIRLS HERE TILL THEY ALMOST BREAK DOWN THE WINDOWS!!!!
Shu:*embarrassed*
3. Never tried to fight or talk back
Kid:Why don't you clean your own room!!!!!!!
5 minutes later
Kid:MAMA IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valt:*spanks kid*DON'T EVER TALK BACK WITH MOI!!!!!!! HAVE A TEST OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE YOU NAUGHTY CHILD!!!!!!!!!
If fight well........
Kid:MAMA IM SORRY MAMA!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Valt:*tied his kid on a tree while he was having a picnic with Aiger beside the tree*
Aiger:💦This is why I love you Honey
4. Never tries to do any case in school
Kid:*secretly brings phone to school*
Valt:*walks in class*Excuse mister but I think you brought the wrong item? *showing a face of "do you want to get spank again?" *
Kid:*gives phone*
5. Never lie to him
Valt:Shu are you cheating on me?
Shu:*shit!* Babe why wod I cheat on you?
Valt:Ok but why didn't you ever have enough time to spend with me?
Shu:That's because I'm busy babe~
Valt:Then why do you have enough time spend with her *points the girl in his closest*instead of me?
Shu:I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!