5 things you can't do to Waifu/Mama Valt

Valt is wearing this btw 7u7 he looks cute and handsome!!!
1. Never ever insult him
Lui:*insult him*


Valt:Lui I had a poem for you!!!


Lui:What poem IDIOT!?


Valt:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where is my hand?
*shows fist*
Here's my hand
Where is your face?
*points Lui's face*
Here is your face
Where's my target?
*punch Lui*
Your face is my target


2. Never disobeyed him
Shu:How many time do I have to tell you Valt! Don't wear short pant!!!


Valt:Excuse moi!? How many times do I have to tell you stop posting your weird photos on Instagram!!!!! YOU ARE LURING GIRLS HERE TILL THEY ALMOST BREAK DOWN THE WINDOWS!!!!


Shu:*embarrassed*


3. Never tried to fight or talk back
Kid:Why don't you clean your own room!!!!!!!


5 minutes later
Kid:MAMA IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Valt:*spanks kid*DON'T EVER TALK BACK WITH MOI!!!!!!! HAVE A TEST OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE YOU NAUGHTY CHILD!!!!!!!!!


If fight well........
Kid:MAMA IM SORRY MAMA!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Valt:*tied his kid on a tree while he was having a picnic with Aiger beside the tree*


Aiger:💦This is why I love you Honey


4. Never tries to do any case in school
Kid:*secretly brings phone to school*


Valt:*walks in class*Excuse mister but I think you brought the wrong item? *showing a face of "do you want to get spank again?" *


Kid:*gives phone*


5. Never lie to him
Valt:Shu are you cheating on me?


Shu:*shit!* Babe why wod I cheat on you?


Valt:Ok but why didn't you ever have enough time to spend with me?


Shu:That's because I'm busy babe~


Valt:Then why do you have enough time spend with her *points the girl in his closest*instead of me?


Shu:I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!


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