Shu
Valt:*folding clothes*
Shu:Valt Babe!!
Valt:Yes sweetie?.....
Shu:What and Why are you wearing like that!? *points at his clothes*
Valt:*looks at his clothes (was wearing short black tights, light pastel Brown turtle neck sweater and a pastel blue apron) What about my clothes.
Shu:Change them
Valt:Eh!? Why!?!?
Shu:Because I am not letting anyone fall for you!
Valt:Why would people fall for others who's already married!?!?
Free
Free:*cuddles Valt in his sleep*
Valt:*can't escape*
Lui (Guess this reference)
Lui:Hey, I'm starving what the hell are you doing over there!?
Valt:I'm curing cancer, I'm cooking your freaking steak. What do you think I'm doing!?
Lui:What I think your doing- I think your bleeding us dry. I think your trying to burning my food instead of cooking it!
Valt:Yeah so what you!?
They argue than this happen
Lui:OMG, YOUR ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BRAT!!!!!
Valt:WHAT DA HECK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!? *throws frying pan at him*YOU WANNA CALL ME A WHORE!?!?
Lui:I SAY BRAT NOT WHORE IDIOT!!!!
Valt:BLAH BLAH BLAH GO AHEAD CALLING ME A WHORE YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHARK! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR DIRTY DICK YOU FUCKING BITCHY SHARK!!!!
Lui:*shit*
Valt's protection squad was behind Lui holding some weapons with Shu being the leader
Shu:ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Valt protection squad was killing the Midget shark
Aiger
When it's their anniversary
Aiger:Happy Anniversary my little bluenette honey~I got you a little something~*hands him the gift*
Valt:*takes Gift and open it only to reveal a bey pop version of him*Awww~this is so cute, this is why I love you sweetie~*kiss cheek*
If it's Dark Valt
Aiger:Happy Anniversary my little bluenette honey~I got you a little something~*hands him the gift*
Valt:Is that a cure for depression?
Aiger:Umm...... I....
D.Valt:Then I DONT WANT IT!!!! *slaps Gift on the floor with "happy pills* and a raw heart (human heart and where da hell did Aiger get that!?!?)
D.Valt:*looks at the heart and pulls Aiger into a hug*This is why I love you sweetie!~
Other characters will be just like Shu. Telling him what clothes he can't wear