Shu
Valt:*folding clothes*

Shu:Valt Babe!!

Valt:Yes sweetie?.....

Shu:What and Why are you wearing like that!? *points at his clothes*

Valt:*looks at his clothes (was wearing short black tights, light pastel Brown turtle neck sweater and a pastel blue apron) What about my clothes.

Shu:Change them

Valt:Eh!? Why!?!?

Shu:Because I am not letting anyone fall for you!

Valt:Why would people fall for others who's already married!?!?

Free
Free:*cuddles Valt in his sleep*

Valt:*can't escape*

Lui (Guess this reference)
Lui:Hey, I'm starving what the hell are you doing over there!?

Valt:I'm curing cancer, I'm cooking your freaking steak. What do you think I'm doing!?

Lui:What I think your doing- I think your bleeding us dry. I think your trying to burning my food instead of cooking it!

Valt:Yeah so what you!?

They argue than this happen

Lui:OMG, YOUR ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BRAT!!!!!

Valt:WHAT DA HECK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!? *throws frying pan at him*YOU WANNA CALL ME A WHORE!?!?

Lui:I SAY BRAT NOT WHORE IDIOT!!!!

Valt:BLAH BLAH BLAH GO AHEAD CALLING ME A WHORE YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHARK! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR DIRTY DICK YOU FUCKING BITCHY SHARK!!!!

Lui:*shit*

Valt's protection squad was behind Lui holding some weapons with Shu being the leader

Shu:ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Valt protection squad was killing the Midget shark

Aiger
When it's their anniversary
Aiger:Happy Anniversary my little bluenette honey~I got you a little something~*hands him the gift*

Valt:*takes Gift and open it only to reveal a bey pop version of him*Awww~this is so cute, this is why I love you sweetie~*kiss cheek*

If it's Dark Valt
Aiger:Happy Anniversary my little bluenette honey~I got you a little something~*hands him the gift*

Valt:Is that a cure for depression?

Aiger:Umm...... I....

D.Valt:Then I DONT WANT IT!!!! *slaps Gift on the floor with "happy pills* and a raw heart (human heart and where da hell did Aiger get that!?!?)

D.Valt:*looks at the heart and pulls Aiger into a hug*This is why I love you sweetie!~

Other characters will be just like Shu. Telling him what clothes he can't wear