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CHAPTER FOUR

"Oh, the chocolates are all gone."

Staring at the now empty box of chocolate, Y/n licked the chocolate smear off her lips. "I wonder how they disappeared..." she looked away, acting as if she wasn't the one who had eaten them all.

"Hm.." She looked through her pockets. Searching for something else she could give him as a recovery gift. "He could have this it's probably expired!" She pulled out a packet of skittles.

"Huh? Hey it's you.." A voice brought her attention. "Who are you?" She asked the groups of boys.

Before Akkun could even answer that simple question, Yamagishi and Makoto both leaned forward. "Hey! Aren't you the girl who keeps hanging out with Takemichi?!"

"It's Lord Farquaad, please call me your king or just lord." Y/n dramatically combed her hair. Light shining above her.

"Wait- but Takemichi called you Y/n when he talked about you." Takuya spoke, destroying Y/n's glory with that one sentence.

"Fucking twat." She mumbled, thinking of 46393198 ways to kill Takemichi. She then looked at the group as if to ask, 'Who are you?'

"Atsushi Sendou." Akkun introduced himself before introducing the others too.

His hair looks weird.. Y/n thought, staring at Akkun.

She then skipped past them, barging in Takemichi's house. "Hey hey hey!!" She harshly opened the door to Takemichi's room. "I got you skittles!"

Letting out a shriek, Takemichi looked at the door and took a deep breath when seeing that it was only Y/n and his friends. "Please.. try to open the door gently next time.. you almost made me messed up." He placed the last puzzle piece.

Looking at the piece of gum that Y/n had given him, Takemichi awkwardly laugh, "Y/n.. these are uh— expired."

"I know that's why I gave it to you!"

"Share it?" Takemichi looked up at her. Y/n shrugged and reached out a hand, "Sure."

"wAIT I WAS ONLY JOKING!" He backed away.

"We all came to check on you and you're not even hurt anymore." Yamagishi spoke. "Yeah. I'm all good now." Takemichi smiled at him, throwing the skittles away.

"When Tachibana told me you'd been hospitalized Takemichi.. it really scared me." Akkun told him.

"Hey I want that! Give it!" Y/n demanded, pointing at Yamagishi who held the nunchucks.

"Yes lord." Yamagishi shuddered and threw the nunchucks at the h/c haired who caught it with ease.

"You tangled up with Mobius, right?" Takuya asked. "Uh.. Yeah." Takemichi responded. Akkun then spoke, "I'm surprised you're still alive."

Y/n, Yamagishi, and Makoto all were crouched down, looking at the puzzle that Takemichi had completed. "Hm? What's this?" Makoto pointed at the puzzle.

"This puzzle got real tiny pieces." Yamagishi added. "I have an urge to destroy it.." Y/n said.

Letting out a screech, Takemichi yelled out. "DON'T TOUCH THAT! IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO FINISH THAT!!"

"Wow.."
"Must've had loads of free time."

Makoto and Yamagishi muttered.

"I couldn't help it, doc said I couldn't leave the house!" Takemichi blushed in embarrassment.

"Mobius got totally destroyed." Yamagishi said once they all had taken a seat. "The cops got the guy who led Kiyomasa-kun's division, didn't they?" Makoto asked.

Y/n laid on Takemichi's bed with her arms behind her head, staring at the ceiling as she listened to their conversation.

"Have Mikey-kun and Draken-kun.. been fighting?" Takemichi asked his friends.

"Yeah.. looks pretty serious. Toman's gonna split in two any day now." Akkun answered.

"I knew it."

There was silence before laughter filled up the room, "Hm? What?" Takemichi asked. "Sorry, I was just kidding. You got way too serious Takemichi." Akkun laughed.

"They're fighting, sure." Takuya said. "But it's no different than usual."

"Besides, Mikey-kun and Draken-kun would never get into a big argument." Yamagishi added.

"Who'd you say.." Y/n turned her head to the door and saw Draken. "..Is arguing with who?"

"D-..! Draken-kun!"

"Came to check up on you, Takemichi." Draken smiled and lower his head a bit, stepping inside Takemichi's room. "Man, it's hot as hell in here. Is it cause it's full of people?"

"Wait why are you all standing?" Y/n asked, looking at Takemichi and his friends who were standing stiff.

"Yeah what are you guys standing for?" Draken asked, "Oh yeah, I brought a watermelon. So quit staring at me and sit down!"

"Y-Yes sir!"

"Hey look what I can do!" Y/n spat out the seeds like they were bullets and her mouth was the gun.


Yamagishi and Makoto's eyes sparkle at Y/n. Both tried to follow her actions but failed while Makoto sat in between them taking a bite of his watermelon.

"Pah won't get out for at least a year." Draken said. "What about Osanai?" Takemichi asked as Draken handed him a drink.

"He's alive. If Osanai had died, then Pah would've been locked up till he was an adult." Draken answered before looking at Y/n with a small smile. "And Farquaad, I knew you could fight!"

"I haven't fought in years so I'm a bit rusty." Y/n shrugged, taking a sip of her drink. "RUSTY?!—" Takemichi choked on his drink and stared at Y/n with wide eyes.

"Yeah, the only thing I do now is just yelling out insults."

After about a minute of silence, Takemichi smiled awkwardly at Draken.
"So, how's Mikey-kun?—"

BAM

Draken slammed his fist on Takemichi's puzzle. "That bastard. He's full of shit." He gritted his teeth.

"AAAAGH!!" Takemichi screamed, gripping his hair and bending back.

"How can you bend like that.." Y/n sweat dropped.

"Ah.. sorry." Draken apologized. However that did not stop Takemichi from screaming.

"THREE DAYS OR WORK DOWN THE DRAAIIN!!!!"

"I shouldn't have to apologize for this." Draken glared at Takemichi. "Yeah! It's cool. I only spent three days losing sleep to finish it." Takemichi muttered.

"Don't worry, I'll fix it for you!" Y/n started to take the pieces that had fallen out of place.

Draken lifted himself from the ground and walked towards the door. "Anyway, I'm gonna sever all connections with Mikey."

"Huh?"

"Toman is no more."

"Wh- What do you mean? You're kidding right." Takemichi stuttered.

"Gotta go." Draken went out the door.

"Wait Draken-kun!" Takemichi followed him. Dropping a piece of the puzzle, Y/n stood up and went out. "Hey wait for me!"

Stopping beside Takemichi, Y/n looked front and saw Mikey. "Huh? The hell are you doing here?" Mikey asked Draken.

"Ah? More like, the hell're you doin' here?" Draken glared.

"Mikey-kun?"
"Mickey?"

Both Takemichi and Y/n stared at the said male.

"I came to see how Takemichy's doing." Mikey told Draken,

"So did i."

Takemichi quickly zoomed and stood in between them, "Huh? Takemichy's my pal. He's got nothing to do with you. Right, Takemichy?" Mikey spoke, his eyes are still focused on Draken.

"Huh? Well.. uhh... uh." Takemichi looked back and forth at Mikey and Draken.

"Ah? Whaddya mean? You're my pal right?! Takemichy." Draken looked at the piss hair.

Y/n watched them with [favorite snack] on hand which she got out of nowhere. Mikey then realized that the e/c eyed was here and spoke up.

"Well, Lord Farquaad is my friend!"

Y/n blinked, trying to process what he had just said and lifted up a hand. "Wait don't bring me into th—"

"Huh?! Farquaad's my friend! Shrimp." Draken kept a glare on his face.

"SHUT UP!" Mikey screeched, "You don't even call her Lord! That's disrespectful!!" He pointed at the taller male.

"Hey wait!" Takemichi butted in, "Wait a minute you guys!"

"Huh?" The Tokyo Manji Gang leaders turned to Takemichi.

Takemichi stepped forward and spread out his hands to separate them. "I don't know what happened between you two.. but you shouldn't fight! So calm down, both of you!"

Draken then gripped onto Takemichi's collar, pulling him up. "Hey! Who the fuck do you think you are?!!" Then, Mikey walked towards Takemichi's bike.

Ah shit. Y/n stared at Mikey.

"MIKEY-KUN?! THAT'S MY PRECIOUS BIKE, HAYATE!" Takemichi started sweating.

Not listening to Takemichi, Mikey threw the bike towards Draken who dodged with ease.

Y/n - being a nice friend - ran backwards and caught the bike before it could crash onto a wall.

Takemichi let out a breath of relief, "MIKEY-KUN YOU ALMOST RUIN— DRAKEN-KUN?! THAT'S THE GOLDEN BAT I HIT MY FIRST HOME RUN WITH IN MY 4TH YEAR OF ELEMENTARY!!"

"Are you fucking insane?! You wanna start something? I'll finish it!" Draken snapped the bat in half as Takemichi let out a scream.

"MIKEY-KUN! I GOT THAT AT THE FIRST FESTIVAL MY DAD TOOK ME TO!"

"DRAKEN-KUN?! I BOUGHT THAT SKATEBOARD WITH MY ALLOWANCE!!"

"AAAAAGGHH!!!"

Y/n laid half dead on the ground, steam coming out of her ears. Poor girl was exhausted after running around and trying to save Takemichi's 'memories'.

But, Mikey and Draken didn't stop there.

"You wanna finish this?" Mikey glared,

"Bring it on."

Takemichi then stood up, right now, he wasn't afraid that the two blonds were stronger than him and could kill him in the spot. They ruined his memories which is #unforgivablelol. "Not so fast. Stop right there. You bastards.."

"So long.. Takemichi." Makoto and Yamagishi saluted.

"You've taken my precious memories.. and trashed them!" (excluding the ones y/n saved) Takemichi trembled in frustration.

Both Mikey and Draken turned their heads to see Y/n passed out and Takemichi's memories all trashed and scattered on the ground.

"...When did that happen?" Draken wondered as Mikey let out a small, "Ah."

"DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" Takemichi sended a punch towards Mikey but failed as the leader of Toman dodged.

"I've got god and anime on my side..." Y/n muttered, not bothering to lift herself up the ground.

She then heard a loud crash, turning her head to the side she saw Takemichi's lower body sticking out from a pile of garbage.

"You okay, Takemichy?" Mikey asked. "SHUT UUPPP!!!" Takemichi screeched, "YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY MEMORIES, DO YOU?!"

"Hey, c'mon chill." Draken sweat dropped.

"CHILL?" Takemichi appeared in front of Draken, grabbing his collar— which kinda did nothing as the man was bigger and taller than him.

"FUCK YOU!! YOU TWO ARE THE ONES DESTROYING EVERYTHING!"

Y/n finally lifted herself up after noticing something inside Takemichi's hair. She and Mikey shared a glance but decided to keep quiet.

"SHUT UP! LET ME GO!" Takemichi struggled to free himself from Akkun's hold. "DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU?!"

"Dude, sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you or anything!" Draken apologized, bringing up a hand.

"You're fighting because, you don't care, do you?" Tears started forming in Takemichi's eyes.

"Do you two have any idea how much trouble you cause for everyone around you when you fight?! You don't, don't you?!! Everyone who looks up to you starts fighting too!! It's just not your problem! It's gonna tear everyone in Toman apart! And that's way too depressing. I don't want that. I don't want to see that!! You guys are too selfish. You're supposed to be cooler than that." Takemichi wiped his tears.

"Takemichi-"

"Forget it. Just leave already!" Takemichi interrupted Mikey.

"Listen this whole time.." Mikey started, "There's been poop stuck in your hair." Y/n finished for him.

"Huh?— EEEWWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Laughing hysterically, Draken pointed at the yellow haired. "GROSS TAKEMICHY!! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER??" Takemichi glared at Y/n and Mikey who were also laughing.

"BECAUSE YOU WERE SO SERIOUS!" They both laughed.

"OF COURSE I WAS SERIOUS!! YOU GUYS ARE—"

"Let's get outta here, Kenchin! The shits gonna get us!" Mikey ran away with Draken beside him. "Gross!" Draken added.

"Man, my hair stinks. How do I get the smell out?" Takemichi looked at his friends who were already walking away. "DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME!!"

His friends ran away from him.

"YOU ALL SUCK!!"

"That's so mean to say after I saved almost all of your stuff." Y/n appeared with goggles, mask, gloves and a big white coat with a large hood as if to protect her.

"Y/n..?"

Each step Takemichi took, Y/n would step backwards. Irking the boy, "WILL YOU STOP?!"

"NO WHAT THE FUCK- YOU HAVE LITERAL SHIT IN YOUR HAIR WHY WOULD I WANT TO GET CLOSE TO YOU?"

"IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THAT THEN LEAVE!"

"FINE!"

Takemichi glared at Y/n's walking figure. "Hmph!" He crossed his arms and stomped back in his house.

Closing the door to his room he saw the puzzle,

"Don't worry, I'll fix it for you!" Y/n started to take the pieces that had fallen out of place.

He clenched his fist tightly as a vein mark popped on his forehead,

"WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A PENIS—"

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"That was hilarious!" Draken laughed, remembering the shit that was on Takemichi's head.

"Haven't laughed that hard in forever!" Mikey stared at the sky.

"I washed my hair, okay?!" Takemichi irked, "Now all you need to do is wash that piss off." Y/n spoke, gesturing to his hair.

"Will. You. Stop. Bullying. My. Hair!!" Takemichi pulled Y/n by the collar, bonking her head at each word as the girl laughed.

"I'm sorry Mikey." Draken apologized and the said blond looked at him. "It's cool. I'm sorry too."

"Why were you guys fighting, anyway?" Y/n asked.

There was silence before both Draken and Mikey spoke at the same time, "I forgot."

Mikey stood up and looked at the sky, "Kenchin's right though. Pah gave himself up, after all." He turned around and gave a big smile, "When Pah gets out.. let's have a huge party."

"Also," Walking closer to Y/n, an irk mark was visible on Mikey's cheek as he looked away from her. "I can't believe you lied to me!"

"Huh?" Y/n stared at him with confusion.

"You introduced yourself as Lord Farquaad, but your real name is Y/n?!" Mikey continued,

"Huh?"

"I heard Takemichy calling you Y/n in the warehouse."

Takemichi's eyes turned white and mouth wide open as there was nothing but a black background behind him.

"T.. Takemichi.." Y/n mumbled while trembling in irritation, her head slowly turning towards him.

"YOU FUCKING TWAT I SWEAR IM GONNA SHAVE THAT HAIR OF YOURS AND KILL YOU! FUC—"

After about three minutes of trying to calm Y/n down. We did it joe.

Though unfortunately Draken ended up having a large bruise on his cheek whilst Mikey ended up bald in some parts of his head.

Yeah let's not talk about that.

"Takemichi! Dude you were awesome!" Yamagishi walked towards Takemichi with Makoto following beside him.

"You actually made those two stop fighting!"

"Why.. why are you doing that?" Y/n asked when seeing Takemichi lay down on the ground and lift up a fist.

"Takemichi-kuuun." A voice came.

"Hina?!" Takemichi called in surprise when seeing his girlfriend. "I'm here too." Emma said from beside Hinata.

"What's up?" Takemichi asked. "C'mon just ask him." Emma nudged Hinata when seeing the girl hesitate.

"Are you free on August 3rd?" Hinata asked. Y/n leaned closer to Takemichi with closed eyes, "I think she wants to go to the festival with you. Piss ha— Takemichi."

Y/n opened one of her eyes and saw Takemichi with a wide smile, "Sure. I'll go with you!" He slightly blushed.

Hinata smiled in happiness, "See? Told you he's totally say yes." Emma murmured.

"Yo Emma." Draken called.

"Huh?! You two made up?" Emma asked. "Pipe down, Emma." Mikey said while bouncing a ball on his head.

"But you were at each other's throats!!"

"We were?"
"I dunno."

"I was so worried!!!"

...

"Wait what's with that bruise on your cheek? And Mikey, why are you like- half bald?"

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I'm giggling

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