lord farquaad and her beloved frog

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CHAPTER ONE

The sound of panting and loud footsteps could be heard as Y/n looked around in worry. "Move it!" She shoved a random person that was blocking her way.

Chanting the words 'fuck' inside her head, she started sweating. After hours of searching, she's still unable to find her beloved frog.

"I AIN'T GIVING UP!!! I HAVE A REASON TO NOT GIVE UP!!"

Huh?

Turning her head around, she found herself in a crowd that seemed to be surrounding two people. "The fuck?" She blurted out before harshly shoving the ones who were blocking the way, of course, ignoring their insults and threats.

"What the hell is a girl doing here?!"
"Get the fuck out before I beat you up myself bitch!!"

Finally reaching the front, she saw a yellow-haired guy who was badly beaten up and a black-haired with a scar going across his left eyebrow.

"The only way you'll win is by killing me. I absolutely ain't gonna lose." The yellow-haired boy gave out a wide grin.

"Bring me my bat!" The guy with a scar across his eyebrow- Kiyomasa yelled before looking at Takemichi with a deathly stare, "I'm gonna kill you."

"Oi Kiyomasa. You've drawn quite a crowd." A deep voice caught the attention of many. "You sure are worked up, aren'tcha? Even though you're the host."

"Hey hey? Kenchin?" A small voice called, Y/n looked at the source and saw a shorter male who had shoulder length blond hair.

"Hah?! Don't call me by that nickname, Mikey." 'Kenchin' snapped his head at the guy who was called Mikey.

Y/n let out a confused, "huh?" Seeing as everyone stiffens up before bowing, "PRESIDENT, GOOD WORK!" One guy bowed.

"GOOD WORK PRESIDENT!" The others followed.

"M..Mi- Sano-kun! I'm with the 3rd special attack unit. I'm Akaishi." Though the guy who introduced himself as Akaishi was ignored as Draken monotonously said, "You're in the way, Mikey doesn't talk to guys he ain't interested in."

"Oh. I-I'm sorry.." Akaishi stuttered out.

Embarrassing.. Y/n sneered, forgetting about her recent mission which was to find her frog.

Y/n watched as Kiyomasa got kicked in the stomach by Draken. Muffling a laugh as Kiyomasa apologized.

Mikey leaned his head closer to Takemichi, making the badly beaten up boy fall backward in surprise. "What's your name?" Mikey asked.

"H-Hanagaki.. Takemichi." Takemichi hesitantly answered. "I see, Takemicchi.." Mikey started.

"Huh?" Takemichi let out.

"That's what Mikey said so that's what it is. Right, Takemicchi?" Draken spoke, confusing the boy even more.

"Huuh!?"

Kneeling down, Mikey grabbed the back of Takemichi's head and pulled him closer, "Are you really a middle schooler? Takemicchi, from today onward, you're my bitch!! Okay?♡"

"HUH?!"

"Oh yeah.." Mikey mumbled, "I never thought a girl would be here." He said looking right at Y/n who stood there dumbfounded.

"Me..?" She furrowed her brows, pointing stupidly at herself.

Mikey took steps before stopping right in front of her. "What's your name..?"
Y/n who was still dumbfounded let her mouth speak on its own.

"Lord Farquaad."

...

"Well then! Lord Farquaad, you're my friend starting today!" Mikey smiled and patted Y/n's head.

"No I'm n-"

Before Y/n could have time to reject, Mikey walked towards Kiyomasa with hands in his pockets, "Are you the one who organized this "fighting ring"?"

"Y...Yes!" Kiyomasa responded. Mikey smiled then proceed to kick Kiyomasa. "Who the fuck are you?" He asked gripping Kiyomasa's hair, giving him punches.

"Now then," Mikey started. Bringing up a foot and stomping it on the unconscious black-haired guy. "Shall we go home, Kenchin?"

"Takemicchi! Lord Farquaad! See you later♡" Mikey bid them goodbye as he walked with Draken following.

Bitch I don't even know you-

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Next day,

Takemichi stared at his desk in deep thought. Naoto.. I met Sano Manjiro by coincidence.

In order to save Hina who got caught up in their dispute and was killed. I have to stop the Tokyo Manji Gang's dispute. I met one of the leaders, Sano Manjiro by chance. But I have absolutely no idea what to do after this. Preventing them from meeting is really difficult if you think about it, isn't it?

"OI! YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE INTO A SCHOOL HOWEVER YOU LIKE!"

"WHAT SCHOOL ARE YOU FROM!!?"

BANG

"HEY HEY HEY!! MY NAME IS LORD FARQUAAD! WHERE'S THAT BOY WITH THE PISS LIKE HAIR?!"

Flinching, Takemichi snapped his head to the person and saw the same girl from yesterday.

"Oh, here he is." Mikey poked his head out from behind the door, smiling and walking inside. "Let's go okay, Takemichi.♡"

Walking out of the class, Takemichi swore that he felt his soul leaving his body as he saw the bodies of all the 3rd years on the ground.

"They pissed me off so I knocked'em down a peg." Draken told him, he then proceed to order the 3rd years line up and lay face down.

Walking right beside Takemichi, Y/n swung a hand around him, laying her chin on his shoulder. "They woke me up at six just to play! I nearly murdered somebody."

"Excuse me?" Takemichi said with an Adrien Agreste voice and 😃 face.

Y/n removed her arm from Takemichi's shoulder, walking ahead beside Mikey. "You feelin' okay?" Draken asked as she slumped an arm around Takemichi who sweat dropped.

"Well it's so soon after yesterday."

"You're free today, aren't you?" Mikey questioned, looking back.

"Err.. well not really.."

"Hey! You didn't ask me that question! You both just came in my house and dragged me out!" Y/n pointed with a vein mark on her forehead in which Mikey just let out a small laugh.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" A stern voice came.

Takemichi- who knew that voice froze. HINA?! He saw his girlfriend walking towards them.

"Hah? Who are you?" Draken asked but got ignored as Hinata raised up her hand.

Slapping Mikey in the face. (omg PERIODDTT)

"Pfft-" Y/n covered her mouth, trying to suppress the laugh that threatened to come out.

"Takemichi-kun let's go!" Hinata said confusing the said boy, "You mustn't do what these people want. I will protect you."

"Oi.. I'mma murder you, bitch." Draken said darkly. "You just gonna slap someone and then say "See ya later"? Don't make me laugh."

"What part of this is a joke." Hinata slowly turned her head to look at Draken. "Coming into their school forcing someone to go with you isn't something a friend would do. Lately Takemichi-kun has just been covered in wounds. If that was because of you guys, then I won't forgive you."

Gripping Draken's shoulder, Takemichi breathed out, "Let go of her.."

"Whatcha say? I didn't quite hear ya!"

"I said to let her fucking go!!" Takemichi said louder.

"Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" Draken leaned closer, giving Takemichi an irked smile.

"I ain't gonna give her up a second time!" Takemichi exclaimed.

Meanwhile- as this was happening, Y/n was busy trying to break open someone's locker.

"Ahh, and here I thought you could be my friend. Too bad. Well then," Mikey then stared at Takemichi. "How ya wanna die?"

"Just promise me one thing. Promise that you won't lay a hand on Hina!!" Takemichi stated, sweat dripping from his face.

"Hah? I don't give a damn about her!" Mikey raised his fist up, about to punch Takemichi who closed his eyes, preparing for the impact which never came.

"Just kidding!" Mikey smiled. "Takemicchi you dummy! there's no way I'd lay a hand on a girl."

"FUCK YES!" The loud voice of Y/n startled almost everyone. "Whoa this notebook is cool.." she muttered as she continue to mess up the locker.

"Hey it's rude to look into someone's personal stuff!!" Takemichi scolded her.

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Y/n stood beside Takemichi, watching Hinata apologizing to Mikey.

"I AM SO SORRY!" Hinata bowed. "I MUST HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD SOMETHING!"

"It's okay, don't worry about it. It was an amazing slap." Mikey placed his hand on his cheek that Hinata had slapped.

"I AM SO SORRY!"

"It's fine to do your best for the man you like but don't get to carried away. Things would have been bad if you'd hit someone that'd fight back, you know!"

"Yes!" Hinata nodded at Mikey.

"I'll be going now," Hinata smiled and walked away. Reaching out a hand Takemichi spoke, "Eh? What about our date?"

"We can postpone it for now. Since your friends went out of their way to come hang out."

No actually, I was dragged. I wouldn't even bother visiting Takemichi. Y/n smiled though an irk mark could be seen on the side of her forehead.

"Bye-bye! Next time, don't hit me♡" Mikey waved.

"What a nice girl. It's rare to see one like that." He then said, watching Hinata's figure disappear into the distance. "Be sure to take care of her." He told Takemichi.

Takemichi stood their in surprise at Mikey's words. Glancing at Takemichi's frozen form, Y/n leaned close into his ear and whispered,

"Badussy."

She ran away.

"HUH???-" Takemichi looked at her sprinting figure, confusion written all over his face.

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Now all four of them were riding on bikes, Takemichi sitting with Mikey and Y/n sitting with Draken.

That was a mistake though.

"PADDLE FASTER!"

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

"THEN LET ME PADDLE! I'M PROBABLY WAY FASTER THAN YOU!"

"NO I AM NOT LETTING YOU PADDLE MY BIKE YOU'LL CRASH IT YOU BITCH!!"

Ignoring their fight, Takemichi turned towards Mikey. "Um, why were you pleased with me before?"

"That's a stupid question.." Mikey said.

"Sorry.."

"I have a 10 years older brother. He was a reckless guy. He'd always calmly challenge guys way stronger than him to fights."

"He sounds like a cool person." Takemichi smiled.

"Takemicchi, you're just like him."

"Huh?!- I AIN'T THAT COOL NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT!" Takemichi exclaimed.

Mikey let out a laugh. "Well, it's true he wasn't as lame as you. Takemicchi."

"...
You're so mean."

"WAIT-"

CRASH

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU WEREN'T FOCUSING ON THE GROUND!"

After about seven minutes of trying to calm Y/n and Draken down. It was finally quiet as they arrived at their destination.

"This is an era when delinquents are called "lame", isn't it? In my brother's generation, there were quite a lot of street gangs in this area. There, you'd listen to your intuition and act on it. Everyone acted big and all they did was fight. But everyone took care of themselves. What was so lame about those guys? That's why I'm going to create and era for delinquents."

Y/n was wiping away tears, "He's so inspirational!!"

"You should accompany me on that journey." Mikey continued, "I was pleased by you both, Hanagaki Takemichi and Lord Farquaad."

"I didn't do shit though..?" Y/n tilted her head in confusion.

"Hmm.. You caught my eye!" Was all that Mikey said before Draken spoke,

"We have plenty of guys that are good at fighting. But there aren't many guys like you who would stand against anyone if it were for something you couldn't "give up". Think about it."

Y/n and Takemichi watch Mikey and Draken's figures disappear from their sight.

Sighing, Y/n dropped to the ground with her arms spread out, "I just wanted to find my frog- how did I fucking end up being "friends" with a piss hair and some gang leaders or something.." she groaned.

"HEY!" Takemichi gasped, offended that she called him a piss hair for the second time this day. "W-Wait did you say frog?"

"That's what I said, why?" Y/n looked at Takemichi.

"Uhh.. I found this frog that was on a busy street and well I couldn't let it get run over so I brought it home." Takemichi told Y/n. "But I'm not exactly sure if it's the frog you're talking about tho-"

Y/n jerked up at his words. "PISS HAIR! BRING ME TO YOUR HOUSE!"

"d-dON'T CALL ME PISS HAIR!"

"HURRY UP!!"

"Yes." Takemichi nodded at the sight of an impatient Y/n who- he will not lie, looked like a terrifying demon.

Walking down the pathway, Takemichi lead the way while Y/n walked backwards.

On the way they passed by three people. Takemichi stopped in his track making Y/n bumped her back onto his. "I feel like I've seen that guy somewhere before.." he muttered, loud enough for Y/n to hear.

"He looks ugly." She bluntly stated.

"Wait you dropped something." Takemichi bend down, taking the object that fell out of Y/n's pocket.

Student ID..? He stared at the card his eyes then travelled to a specific part and jumped back.
"YOU'RE NAME IS Y/N L/N?!"

"HEY-!!" Y/n snatched back the card.

"WHY'D YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS LORD FARQUAAD??!"

"IT'S SO I COULD MATCH WITH MY FROG! SHREK!"

"YOU'RE FROG'S NAME IS SHREK?? I'VE BEEN CALLING IT ANNABELLA-"

"FIRSTLY HE'S A BOY! SECONDLY, WHO THE HELL NAMES THEIR PET 'ANNABELLA'!!?"

"OI YOU TWO BRATS! STOP YELLING!" An old man's voice erupted the neighborhood,

"Oh- were here." Takemichi finally realized that they were in front of his house.

Shoving Takemichi out of the way- also earning a thud and a small high pitched shriek from him- Y/n slammed open the door. Looking everywhere for her frog.

"No- Y/n come back here!" Takemichi glared, speed walking into his house. "Where is he?!" Y/n asked.

With a sigh, Takemichi pulled the back of Y/n's collar and dragged her to where he was keeping the frog.

"Like I told you, I'm not sure if it's your frog-"

"SHREK!" Y/n exclaimed happily, taking the frog in her hands gently.

"AT LEAST THANK ME???"

"Oh yeah, thanks banana head."

"STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HAIRR!!!!"

Letting out a sigh in relief of finally founding her frog, Y/n opened one eye to look at Takemichi.

"Hey let's go grab something to eat. My treat."

Letting out a "huh?", Takemichi stared at the h/c haired, "Are you sure..?" He sounded unsure.

"Yeah don't worry I found this wallet in someone's locker and took it."

"Y/N GSHKSHKSJ- GIVE IT BACK!"

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I DONT LIKE THIS CHAPTER I MIGHT RE-WRITE IT LATER AND SORRY FOR ANY MISTAKES!

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