(Bokutō POV)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm going over to Kubro's house today, for like, the first time in forever. And. I'm. Walking. With. AHGAAASSHHIIIII! YIPPEEEEEE! I'M GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER AND AKASIKAASHI IS GONNA BE THERE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Le gasp* (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠) I might even be able to................. tuck Ahskhaoshwkahaioshi in to sleep :000 This is gonna be so fuuuun! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

"Bokutō-san" Ahgakakakaashi says my name in his usual hot and smeggsy monotone voice<3333

"Yes Ahgaashi?" I smile, turning towards him.

"You keep shaking, are you alright?" He questions

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, he was worried about meeee (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just super excited! Aren't you Ahgaashi?" (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

"Eh, I guess so.." he sighs and turns his head away from me

Awh, did I say something wrong? Why does he always do that? (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

(Akaashi POV)

Oh my gosh, why is he so fucking cute. I'm probably blushing so much right now, I really hope he doesn't see.

Luckily, we arrived at Kuroo's house very shortly.

Knock knock, knock knock knock, knock knock

Bokutō knocks in a.. unique way.

The door soon then opens to Kuroo and Korral.

"BO!! HOW YOU DOIN' BRO??" Kuroo exclaims

"KU!! I'M GOOD MAN HOW 'BOUT YOU??" Bokutō then exclaims

Korral and I exchange small waves as the two loud ones greet each other. Bokutō and I then get invited in and we all sit down in the living room.

Kuroo then sat down in between Kenma and Lev, who was on the couch -- along with Yaku who was on the opposite end of Kenma (To the right of the coffee table). (From left to right it goes: Kenma, Kuroo, Lev, Yaku). Yamamoto was sitting on the floor to the left of coffee table. Korral then sat at the end of the coffee table (closest to Bokutō and I). Which leaves the love seat (😏) to Bokutō and I.

As Bokutō and I sit down silence fills the room.

"So.." Korral pops his lips, breaking the silence, "What do y'all wanna do?"

"Aren't you the one who wanted to have a sleepover, shouldn't you have something planned?" Kuroo gives Korral a dead look and raises an eyebrow.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh" Korral thinks of something to do "Oh yeah! How about kiss marry kill?"

"Wow I see, stealing my idea huh? Also, I'll have you know it's fuck marry kill." Kuroo replies

"Yea, too bad kiss marry kill is better"

The two glare at each other for a bit.

"How about truth or dare instead? It's better since some of us are taken... So then no one gets offended and stuff..." Kenma mumbles

"Yeah, that's a better idea Kenma!" Lev agrees

"Alright then, truth or dare it is!" Kuroo exclaims "I'll get some cups and vinegar for those who are too chicken. Nyehe."

"Bro I used to drink straight pickle juice that's nothin'." Korral complains

The room then falls silent. Wtf..?

"Yo, me too though bro." Bokutō breaks the silence

"See? Bokutō gets me." Korral crosses their arms

"Mkay, y'all were weird kids, we get it." Kuroo says, popping his lips and heading to the kitchen.

"I'll get you two some sushi as punishment instead then!" Kuroo yells

Bro who the fuck wastes expensive ass sushi for a punishment. Like, shit, I knew Kuroo was well off but damn.

"NOOOOOOOOO" Bokutō and Korral simultaneously complain.

Bros are literally getting treated like kings and they complain... Okay...

Kuroo then comes back with a bottle of vinegar, cups, and some sushi.

"Alright, not it!" Yamamoto yells

Everyone then simultaneously says not it, except for Korral.

"Oh- guess I'll start then" Korral sighs "Bokutō, truth or dare?"

"Dare! Duh, I'm not a wimp." Bokutō replies quickly

"Alright, I dare you to text your crush and tell them you like them. I know, I know, I'm so original, hold your applause please."

At that moment Bokutō froze, I think he also stopped breathing- oh. my. god. is he okay?

"Uhm.. so I'll be taking that sushi..." Bokutō finally starts breathing again

So he does have a crush on someone.. god I really hope it's me.

"PFFT- I thought you said you weren't a chicken." Korral giggles

"Yeah Bo, where'd all that confidence go?" Kuroo teases, giggling

"Listen man, I didn't think Korral would do me like that." Bokutō replies as he reaches for the sushi on the table.

I could see the visible discomfort he had while trying his best not to spit it out.

Poor baby. Uh- I mean poor Bokutō. Cough cough................ I swear I'm a straight man....

"Kubro, truth or dare?" Bokutō glares at Kuroo

"Uh.. dare..?" Kuroo looks a little worried while saying that

Bokutō grins, he has something up his sleeve, that's for sure.

"I dare you.. heh heh.. to kiss Yaku." Bokutō begins giggling

"WHA- THAT'S NOT FAIR" Kuroo yells

"SUCK ON MY BIG FAT DICK BITCH AND TAKE A STUPID ASS GLASS OF VINEGAR." Bokutō him the middle finger.

"I FUCKING HATE YOUUUUUUU" Kuroo gives him the middle finger too as he reaches for a cup and pours vinegar into it.

He chugs back the vinegar like it's a shot glass while holding his nose.

"Ehe, you're next Korral" Bokutō beams his normal smile.. but with the words he spoke it's a little creepier...

"Okay okay, Yakkun, truth. or. dare?" Kuroo asks

"I choose truth" Yaku replies

"Alright, by the way, you can't opt out of truths" Kuroo adds "and, now I'll be doing god's work, although in this case it's Remi's. Ahem. Who do you have a crush on?"

Korral gasps "Kuroo, I love you."

"I'm sorry you what?" Kenma asks

"Platonically, Kenma. Platonically. He's like 3 or 4 years older than me that's just weird." Korral replies

"Mm true." Kenma nods

"Uh. Uh. Can I get another truth...?" Yaku questions

"Nope, you gotta tell us." Kuroo does a little ehe at the end.

"C'mon Yakuuuu don't be a pussy." Lev insists

"Shut up you tin headed titan! I'm not scared at all!" Yaku replies angrily while bonking him on the head.

"Ow ow okay okay. But if you aren't scared then just say it, I mean you kiiiiinda hafta."

Yaku sighs deeply "Fine.. I guess.."

"It's um.." he pauses

"It's.. well.."

"So uh.. it's a he.."

"Just say it already!" Lev insists, shaking him

"Okay! Okay! Fine! It's you Lev!" He yells pushing Lev away from him. He then sighs "and yeah, I know you're already taken by Kato, whatever okay, I don't care."

"Huh?" Lev blinks rapidly "But but you.."

"Are always mean to you I know... I'm just.. shut up okay." Yaku rolls his eyes and turns away from him.

"Y'know, I really didn't expect that" Kuroo pipes in.

"I'd say the same except I did expect it sooooo..." Korral made a face that I'm not sure how to describe... It looks like the face of one of those faces a dog makes when it eats a bee, y'know?

"Wait, huh, how? I thought I wasn't obvious at all." Yaku questions

"Just a hunch." Korral smirks

"Yea..... Okay...." Yaku then slowly turns towards me. "Akaashi-kun, truth or dare"

Oh, it's my turn to choose. Well let's see, if I choose dare I can always not do it.. but I don't want to do anything. So either way I'll take a drink of vinegar. But if I choose truth I have to do it.. Hmm, the worst question I'll get is who my crush is. But since Yaku just got asked that, I'm sure he won't ask it too. Because well duh he wouldn't want to ruin the mood even more. Plus, he knows who it is already.

"Truth" I respond

"Heh..." Yaku gives me a sinister grin "I'm glad you said that.."

Oh shit, I fucked up.

"Heh heh heh.." Yaku grins even more "I'm tired of you shits coming to me for help. So I'll just get it over with for you. Heh.. Akaashi-kun.. who do you have a crush on?"

No..! But he already knows, why would he ask that- wait... Did he say shits..? As in plural.. as in..

I look at Bokutō, he's shaking, quaking, buzzing, making a little eeeeee noise, and clenching his teeth all at once.

I sigh "You already know who it is, but I guess.. I have to say it anyways."

I swear if I'm reading these signs wrong I'm going to kill everyone in this room then myself -- well not Bokutō.

I turn to Bokutō, and he turns to me, still shaking a bit.

"Bokutō-san..."

"Yes, Akaashi..?"

"Please move so I can confess to Kenma."

"Huh." Bokutō stops shaking, and breathing, oh god not again.

"BOI I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST-" Korral yells

"I'm joking, I'm joking calm down" I chuckle

"So then...?" Bokutō questions

"Bokutō-san, I like you, more than a friend." I smile softly

At that moment he springs up from his seat -- same with Korral actually -- and starts flapping his hands back and forth repeatedly -- god it looks like they're going to break is he okay?

"Really? Really? You really like me? And you're not joking? Cause I love you too. A lot. Ohmygosh I've been waiting for this for forever ohmyajdvjadhjshs." Bokutō continues flapping his hands back and forth.

"Yes, I do like you Bokutō-san." I reply

"yAAAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYY!!!!" Bokutō starts jumping up and down.

Oh, yeah, the others reactions too.

Shock.

Yeah that's all I got, oh and Korral was doing the same thing Bokutō was. Man, they really are similar. Bokutō's hot tho. Heh.

"Wait, so then does that mean like, we're together? Or like uh." Bokutō pauses and starts twiddling his thumbs and his eyes dart around the room.

"Oh, just shut up and kiss already you stupid love birds!" Kuroo groans and chucks a pillow at Bokutō

"Wh- hey!" Bokutō exclaims angrily "Don't chuck a pillow at me you stupid stupey head!"

Bokutō then grabs the pillow off the ground, but before he throws it I stop him and pull him close to me. (fan service at long last ?! 😱)

Bokutō slowly unclenches his fist and drops the pillow. He had a shocked expression on his face, and was slightly blushing. Also, in the corner of my eye I think I see Korral take out his phone -- but he said he lost his.. maybe I'm wrong then. Ah well, I can't check now.

I continue to stare Bokutō in the eyes. He slowly leans in and

YAMAMOTO FUCKING THROWS A PILLOW AT US.

"Eeeeeewww get a room!" Yamamoto gags

I forgot the others were here... Man this is kinda embarrassing.

"Oh, uh, yeah, right, uhm, eheh" Bokutō chuckles while scratching the back of his neck.

We both then sit back down to continue playing.

We'll continue the other thing later. (It's just a kiss I swear.)

"Right so -- Kenma, truth or dare?" I ask, turning my head towards Kenma.

"Ugh, why me?" Kenma rolls his eyes pausing his game "uh, truth I guess.. I don't wanna move."

"Okay, who or what do you love more. Kuroo or games?"

(Before anyone says anything about how these truths and dares are all ass. Shut up<3)

"..and I have to be truthful...?" Kenma questions

I nod in response

Kenma sighs, the mumbles under his breath "I love Kuroo more.."

Everyone heard him though. Except Lev lmao.

"Huh, wait, what'd you say?" Lev asks

We all turn to him and give him a bruh look.

"Man, y'all are making me feel so single." Yamamoto shakes his head

Shut the fuck up you co- anyways.

"For real tho." Korral agrees

"Heyy, y'know I can change that." Yamamoto jokingly suggests while smirking

"Ew, you're straight tho, I'm straightphobic. I'd never go out with someone like you." Korral jokingly scoffs

"I cannot believe this, I've been rejected." Yamamoto dramatically falls backwards.

They're so goofy. And for what?

"Yamamoto, truth or dare?" Kenma asks

"Dare! Duuhhhhhh, I'll be the first to actually do one neheh" Yamamoto leans back on.. air? Okay weirdo.

"Just because you said that I dare you to lick the toilet seat." Kenma glares at Yamamoto

"Pfft, okay, like we all didn't do that back in middle school." He then hops up and heads to the bathroom, along with Korral, Lev, Kuroo, and Bokutō since they were curious.

No, none of us did.

(Remi POV)

Ain't no way Yamamoto is aboutta lick the toilet seat. I'd rather eat a dozen sushis then that. And the germs. The. Fucking. Germs.

But nope. He went to the bathroom and licked the disgusting, gut wrenching, crusty, musty, dusty, germy, icky ass toilet.

We then all returned to the living room and continued the game.

"Hmm, let's see, who should I screw over.." Yamamoto whispers under his breath as he sits down.

"Lev, truth or dare" he asks, smirking.

"Uh.. dare!" Lev replies

"Eheh.." Yamamoto's smirk widens "I dare you to break up with Kato -- as a joke of course."

Naw it shouldn't be as a joke.

"Wha- but we just got togetherr" Lev whines.

"Well, if you don't wanna do it, take a drink then." Yamamoto suggests.

Lev sighs. "Fine, I'll do it" he rolls his eyes.

"Finally! Someone who isn't a chicken."

(Lev POV)

Aww man, I just got into my first relationship and now I find out Yaku likes me! And now this! Eh, but does it really matter? But what if he gets sad.. and why did my heart start racing when Yaku said he liked me? Do I like him? Nah! That never happens with Omi so clearly I don't... Wait.. do I like Omi..? Yeah! I'm sure I do, he's nice to me-- oh wait right I'm meant to be doing the dare. Let's not think about this right now.

I pull out my phone and open the messages app.

(In chat)

Baba boi 🥺                                  🎦📞⚙️

Hey Omi..
We have to talk..

What's up hon?

Well...
I know we just got together but..
I want to break up

Huh..?
You're seriously breaking up over text..?
Wtf...
Fine whatever.

NOO WAIT I WAS JOKING
PLEASE SWEETIE FORGIVE ME😭
IT WAS A DARE

...

PLEASE FORGIVE ME 😭

Don't scare me like that again..

I'm sorry honey 😭😭😭

(Back to irl)

Man he did not take that well..

"Damn dude, risking your relationship all so you don't have to drink a cup of vinegar." Yamamoto shakes his head "tsk tsk tsk"

"I mean.. does it really matter..?" I question

Everyone stares at me in silence.

"Bro, Lev, do you actually like Kato or what?" Korral asks

Huh? Do I? I mean I was just questioning that a second ago.. but even Korral is questioning it too. Nah! I definitely like him! For sure.

"Uh, yeah, I think so? Why do you ask?"

"Mmmmkkaaaaaaayyyyyyy" Korral looks at me sceptically "Anygays, let's continue."

Did he just say- whatever.

"Okey dokes, Bokutō, truth or dare?" I ask while pointing a finger gun at him

"I choose dare!" Bokutō exclaims

"Uhhh okay, I dare you to slap Yamamoto. Because duh, payback nyeheh." I say

"What?! I did nothing to you, tSk!" Yamamoto scoffs sarcastically.

"Mhm, yeah definitely" I jokingly rolls my eyes.

"Welp, as long as it isn't Akaashi!" Bokutō smiles as Akaashi blushes as the comment.

Gay ass. (So are you bitch 🤨)

Bokutō then walks over to Yamamoto as he glares at the both of us.

SHMACK

"GAWD DAYUM WHY'D YOU SLAP ME SO HARD! MY FACE AIN'T A VOLLEYBALL, DAMN!" Yamamoto exclaims as the room fills with laughter.

"Well, I didn't wanna seem like a weakling so I slapped you hard..." Bokutō looks away. "Anyways Korral.. truth or dare?"

Bokutō sits back down as Korral thinks of his answer.

"I choose dare!" Xie grins

"Alrighty, I dare you to text your crush you like them. Nyeheheheh" Bokutō smirks widely.

"Oh, I don't have a crush. Or a phone for that matter." Korral blinks

"Hah?" Bokutō looks stumped "Who doesn't have a phone?? Or a crush??"

"Easy, me. Also my friend doesn't have a phone either, so I'm not the only one. Also also, I used to have one, but I lost it on my way to Japan...." They reply

"Well shit, there goes that idea." Bokutō then makes a thinking face as he figures out another dare

~Ten minutes later~

"Hmmmmm" Bokutō has been making a microwave like sound for the past 10 minutes while thinking of a dare.

"Bro, Bokkun, it's been like 20 minutes just figure out a dare already." Kuroo shakes his head.

"Oh! Right I forgor about that." Bokutō scratches his head "Uhh, I don't know man." He shrugs

We all collectively sigh.

"Honestly tho, I also ran out of ideas" Korral leans back.

"Well, if you ran out of ideas, we're all fucked." Akaashi sighs.

Did bro just swear..? When- huh- why is no one freaking out about this??

I tilt my head at that comment. Why would it matter if he was out of ideas??

"Good point." Korral nods.

"Oh, guys it's pretty late, we should go to sleep." Kuroo says while looking at his watch.

"Really? What time is it?" Korral questions

"9:34" he responds

"Whut? How is that late?" Xie asks

"We have a practice match tomorrow, remember?" Kuroo replies.

"Ah, that's right. Against Karasuno, correct?" Akaashi asks.

"Ooh yay! I can't wait to meet them." I grin.

"Haven't you gone against them before though?" Bokutō asks, tilting his head.

"Yeah, but Lev wasn't on our team back then." Yaku answers

"Ohh, I see."

"Okay, so! Sleeping arrangements are as follows: Bokutō and Akaashi get this couch, it pulls out into a bed, Yaku takes the love seat cause he's short, Lev gets the bathtub cause fuck him, Yamamoto gets a futon, sleep anywhere, Remi, same room as always, and lastly Kenma and I get my room. Cause duh." Kuroo explains.

"Wha- why do I get the bathtub?!" I exclaim.

"Because like I said, fuck you." Kuroo responds bluntly.

"Boi."

"If you want, you and Yaku could take the bed and I take the love seat. It's pretty big so, y'know." Korral suggests.

"Yea, I guess that's better." Kuroo sighs.

"Yay, no bathtub for me!" I exclaim happily.

"Alright, to bed we go then!" Bokutō exclaims and we all get ready for bed.

[This seems like a filler but I swear it's not... Maybe. Anygays, gotta love when your writing style changes for the 382792729172nd time amiright? 🙂 Also, ignore the errors if there are any. I'm too lazy to check rn. 😍👍 Word count: 3,082]

Yours fruity,
Remi