(Remi POV)

After a bunch of outfits, and hyena laughs from Kuroo -- he should seriously get that checked out by the way, that is not okay -- we were finally able to buy everything and get out of the store. We then continued our walk around the mall.

For some reason, it seemed more calm than usual.. calm before the storm, amiright? Tsumi hadn't clung to Bokutō in a while, and there were a few casual "dEKKUU"'s -- wrong anime -- a few casual "Iwa-chan"'s -- wait a minute, That's not normal at all! Immediately I start whipping my head around, and whaddya know, Iwaizumi and Oikawa are simply walking around the mall too.

I really wanna go up to Flattykawa and tell him he should've gone to Shiratorizawa. Ah well, introvert me says no.

I simply ignore the two, and continue about my day, humming an Encanto song because it's stuck in my head again.

"Those songs don't come out until 2021, stop ruining the timeline" I hear Akaashi whisper as he approaches me

"I will when you stop breaking the fourth wall, I worked hard on that" I whisper back

(Akaashi POV)

It was time. Time to use the last resort, because the creator -- I mean Korral -- (same thing, but okay) ran out of ideas.

And so, I caught up to Tsumi, who looked as though she was in her own little world.

"Tsumi-san, can we talk?" I question

"Huh?" Tsumi snaps out of her trance "Yeah? What's up Akaashi?"

"Ah.. well, I wanted to say... So..." I started, I really had a hard time saying it. Will it even work? "You know how.. you and Bokutō-san are... erm...?"

"Oh, you wanna say that you also like Bokutō.. huh..?" Tsumi finishes for me

I nod slowly

How embarrassing, this won't even work.

"Geez, it seems like everyone doesn't want us together. Like seriously, do you know how many people talked about that with me today?" Tsumi scoffs

As I suspected, it's not working.

"But maybe it's a sign..." Tsumi starts "I mean, I hate to admit it, but Bokutō doesn't seem that interested in me either. And all these people are telling me we're not good together"

I wouldn't really call it a sign, it's more of one jealous person and three helpers. But if it works it works.

"I give up on Bokutō." Tsumi sighs "You can have him, Akaashi-kun, I don't mind. Plus.. I think I like someone else better..."

I can see a faint blush come across Tsumi's face as she says that last part.

"Really? I'm honestly surprised you were able to move on so... quickly.." I mumble "Might I ask who it is?"

"Oh... Well y'know, that new boy you were hanging out with.. Remi..?" Tsumi blushes as she pushes her hair behind her ears

Huh.. so Korral's plan to "woo" her actually worked. Well, I guess that makes sense, xem and Bokutō-san are pretty similar after all. Both idiotic as hell, except Bokutō-san is cute idiotic, Korral's just idiotic idiotic. (Excuse you, I happen to be a grade ahead.) Stfu Korral, you're still dumb as hell. (Fourth wall who? I don't know them)

"Ah, I see, that does make sense" I nod

"Gaah! I can't believe I just told you! Please don't tell him! I wanna do it myself!!" Tsumi holds her cheeks and squirms around nervously

What a sudden mood swing...

"It's alright, your secret is safe with me" I confirm

..Maybe

"Thanks Akaashi-chan! I'll go break up with Bokutō now!" Tsumi prances off

Weirdo..

(I dReW yOu a fROg aND tHis iS thE tHaNKs I gEt?)

Stfu Korral, in her case it would be "I gave up on Bokutō for you and this is the thanks I get?"

(Bokutō POV)

This entire day, Ahgkaaashi, Kenma.. and Korral, for some odd reason, had been trying to get Tsumi to break up with me.

I have no idea how things are going!! (*・～・*) And why is Korral so willing to help? I mean, my team says my crush on Aghaashi is pretty obvious so you'd think they know I like him, so why would he wanna help me?? I mean, he does like Ahgjdhjaashi, right? I mean.. does it seem like it? But if I were to be caught by Axzhghaaashi like that (reference to page 11, "How was the fall?") I would definitely also fall for him. Actually I wouldn't even need that to fall for him, duh. Plus we're very similar... Ah well, let's not think about it too much, I might loose the only braincell I have, haha! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

"..tō? Bokutō?" I hear Tsumi call as I snap out of my thoughts

"Oh, yes? Sorry Tsum-chan" I laugh nervously

"It's alright, I guess. Look, I wanna talk to you about something" Tsumi gets straight to the point

"Oh, alright, what is it?" I tilt my head

"I want to break up with you." Tsumi says bluntly

Wat? ALREADY? YES! I mean -- oh no, what a shame..

"Oh.. okay, but... Why?" I ask

"Well, I saw how disinterested you were in me, and the fact that you were always looking at Akaashi-chan" Tsumi giggles a bit "Plus, a lot of people were saying stuff about how we shouldn't be together. So, I think this is the best thing to do."

Akaashi-chan? When did they get so close..? (｡•́︿•̀｡)

"Oh-! Heh.. sorry, did I really make it that obvious?" I scratch the back of my neck

Damn Ko, we really needa turn down the gay ಠ_ಠ

"Yeah, haha, but it's alright. I think I like someone else anyway." Tsumi laughs

"Oh? Who is it?" I question

"Ah.. um, it's Remi... heh" Tsumi answers

LET'S GOOOO (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~ This is perfect! Two birds with one stone! Again though, do they even like him.....?

"Really?? I think you two would look great together!" I insist "I think you should ask him out, today!"

"Really? Already? Don't you think it'll be too soon?" Tsumi questions nervously

"No way! I'm sure he'll say yes!" I persist

I mean, I really am sure, they said so himself!

"Ack.! If you say so Bokutō! I'll definitely ask him today!" Tsumi nods

Yes! Possible rival down! I repeat possible! rival! down!

"Yay! I can't wait!" I exclaim

Tsumi smiles then prances off.

~Bit of a time skip to after they get dinner~

(Tsumi POV)

Alright! That's it! I'm telling him! We'll be leaving the mall soon so I need to ask him now! I got this!

Remi had been walking with Lev and Yaku for awhile so I had to catch up to the front to talk to them.

"So I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties" Remi says

What the..? -- I swear I've heard Bokutō say that before-

Immediately, Lev straight up bursts out l a u g h i n g. Soon after Remi joins in too.

I float around behind them for awhile, trying to find the perfect opportunity to ask him. And soon, the opportunity arrives.

"Remi, can I ask you something?" I question

"Hm? Yeah, sure" He replies, grinning "Whatcha need?"

"I know we haven't known each other for that long, but.." I start confessing "I really like you, more than as a friend. Could we, perhaps, go out sometime?"

"oOoOOooh!" I hear Lev gasp, but then he gets kicked by Yaku "oW!"

"Shut up Lev!" Yaku whisper-yells

"I- I don't know what to say" Remi was shocked "Aren't you dating Bokutō?"

"No, not anymore, we broke up." I explain

"Oh.. then, sure.?" He agrees

"Eek! Really?" I squeal

"Uhm- Y-yup!" Remi blinks rapidly

"Alright! Hand me your phone so I can put in my number!" I exclaim

"Oh, uh.. Actually, I lost my phone awhile back, sorry" He scratches the back of his neck

"Oh, that's alright, then... how about we meet sometime this weekend? How does Sunday sound? 11:30 A.M.?" I question

"Sounds great..! If you have Kuroo's number you can just text him cause I'll be staying at his house around that time." Remi offers

"Alright, noted, and I do have his number" I beam

"Sweet.!" He smiles back

"I'll cya then!" I wave goodbye

"Cya!" Remi waves back

Yay! I'm so excited!

(Remi POV)

As I wave goodbye to Tsumi, Yaku finally chimes in

"Y'know you just signed your soul to the devil, right?" Yaku asks

"Yup" I reply, still in shock

"And you're okay with that?" He questions

"Yup, as long as it doesn't make someone sad" I wipe away an invisible tear "Also, I'll do anything for BokuAka"

Yaku sighs "You really need to learn how to say 'no'"

"Perhaps one day" I sigh

"Can I laugh now?" Lev whispers to Yaku

"Yup" I reply for him

Then, Lev begins cackling at my pain.

Why must I be like this? But I couldn't just say no! I was the one who started it by flirting with her. But this also means she broke up with Bokutō so FOCK YE MAN! B O K U A K A! Oh Asahi, what have I gotten myself into? :,)

I sigh another time, deeper than the last, in return I get a few pats on the back from Yaku.

"Thanks Yaku-Senpai.." I slump over, defeated

And with that, we walk out of the mall and conclude our shopping spree.

[Holy shskabsk. So little meaning of the words. Honestly, at this point, I don't know what's a filler page and what's not :,). I hope y'all enjoyed tho! Word count: 1,560]

Yours fruity,
Remi