(Kuroo POV)

It's lunch time already and I head out of my class room with Yakkun

"Soo, not going to get Lev today?" I ask Yaku

"That was once and it was so I could get my movie back" Yaku replied angrily

"Mhmm, and you just couldn't wait to get it on the rooftop" I teased

"Yes! Because I thought he would forget!" He defended himself

"Mhmm suuureeee"

"If you don't shut up I'm gonna kick you" Yaku threatened

"Oh no, please spare me Mr. Demon Senpai" I say dramatically

"That's it-" Yaku jumps on me "Apologizeeeee!!"

He begins hitting my head

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay okay I'm sorry!! It was a joke!"

"It better be" he gets off of me and glares at me

Scary...

Yakkun then dusts off his clothing and we continue walking to the rooftop

When we were about to go up the stairs someone stops us

"U-um, excuse me.."

Aww, this must be one of my fans<3

I see Yaku roll his eyes as we both turn around

"C-can I ask a-a q-question..?" The person asks nervously

"Of course, you can ask me any question" I say leaning closer and tilting their chin upwards

"Uhm.. actually I have a question for Yaku-Kun..."

"Huh..?"

YAKU?! WHY YAKU?!?

"Welp, you heard them Kuroo" Yaku says putting a hand on my shoulder

"U-uhm well, d-do you wanna- um, m-maybe g-go on a... da-.. d-d-date..?" The person asks Yaku

"Ah, I'm sorry, but I have to decline" Yaku bows

"Oh- no it's okay! You probably already have a g-girlfriend... It makes sense!"

Bold of you to assume he's straight.

"Oh no it's not that, uhm, I'm actually gay" Yaku smiles and rubs the back of his neck

"Oh.. OH! Oh my gosh I'm so sorry for assuming! Please forgive me!" the person bows

"It's alright, no worries" Yaku reassures them

"U-um I'll be going now, goodbye!" They bow again then walk off

"Well then, that sure was something" I say

Yaku doesn't reply and just continues walking

Rude mf-

We were the first to arrive at our usual spot -- since we were the closest to it.

"Oh, Yakkun, wanna go to the mall after school with Bokutō and I?" I ask Yaku

"Hmm, that depends, I'll think about it" Yaku replies

Better than a no-

Yamamoto then enters a few minutes later, dragging Kenma as usual

"Yo dudes!" Yamamoto greets "I'm surprised the others aren't here yet, Pudding Head was really fiesty today"

Yamamoto laughs a bit at the end.

"Yeah, that is suprising, also do you guys wanna go to the mall with the owl with frosted tips, Yaku, and I after volleyball practice?" I ask the both of them

"Yeah!" Yamamoto replies quickly

"I never agreed to anything" Yaku rolls his eyes

Yes! All that's left is Remi, except he doesn't really have a choice, and I mean I guess Lev too. Maybe if Lev comes so will Yakkun, yeah, that sounds right. It'll be easy to get Lev to come so that won't be a problem.

"Sweet! Then it's settled! We're all going" I celebrate

Kenma sighs deeply

Lev then enters the rooftop

"Hellooo!" Lev waves

Yes, now's my chance

"Hey Lev! Do you wanna go to the mall with Bokutō, and us?" I ask

"You're asking me if I wanna go to the mall with you guys? I've waited years for someone to ask me that!" Lev starts, then continues "Of course I do!"

YEEEESS

Yakkun sighs deeply "Welp, if he's going, I'm definitely out"

NOOOOO

"Awww, c'mon Yakkunnnn, pleaaaseeee" I beg Yaku

"No" Yaku says sternly

Think Tetsuro! Think!

"What if.. Fukunaga comes?" I ask

Haha, I know Fukunaga always makes Yaku laugh, I'm sure-

"Still no" he answers

Bruh

"How about Fukunaga and Kai?" I ask again

Please Yaku, pleaseee

"Hmm... Still no" Yakkun replies

I'm gonna cry

"Pleeeaaase Yakkun, I'll do anythinggg" I beg Yakkun again

"Anything?" Yaku asks

"Yes, anything" I reply

"Okay, give me 4,000¥ and I'll go."

"Deal" I say quickly

"Okay, I'll go, but Kai and Fukunaga must come too" Yakkun finally agrees

"Yup, yup, will do, I'll tell them at practice" I reply

I then head over to Kenma who wasn't that far away from us.

"Kenmaaaaa, it's lunch timee" I say, taking away his game and handing them a bento

"No!" They hiss at me

"Yes, now eat" I reply

He pouts, but begins eating

He's so fucking cute when they pout, omfg I'm gonna die.

"By the way, where's Korral?" Yamamoto asks

"Oh, he goht held up by shome girlsh I fink" Lev replies with a mouth full of food

"Ay, Behemoth, no talking with your mouth full" Yakkun scolds Lev

"Sorry Yakuuuu" Lev apologizes

"Tch"

As if on cue, Remi shows up

"Yo yo, sorry I'm late, some girls held me up." xie bows at the end

"It's alright, no worries Korral" Yaku ensures

"So, what'd I miss?" Remi asks as they crouch down, joining the circle

"Not much, buuuut we are planning on going to the mall after our practice" I reply

Remi sighs deeply

"Bokutō's going too" I add

"YES!" They celebrate "but also I'ma need you to tell me who else is going"

"Alright.. let's see..." I begin listing off the people who may or may not go "So, obviously there's: Me, Bokutō, Kenma, Yamamoto, and Lev who are definitely going, Yakkun will go if Kai and Fukunaga come, Akaashi might come, and Bokutō might invite others"

"Uhhh, whomst is Kai and Fukunaga?" Remi asks, confused

"Aww c'mon! How do you not know?" I pout, then continue "Kai is like, Yakkun and I's best friend, and Fukunaga is -- well -- Fukunaga!"

"How helpful, also if Kai is your best friend how come I've never officially met them?"

"Uh- because you haven't- anyway enough questions" I then pull out a bento and shove it in Remi's arms "Eat!"

"Okay okay, geez..." Xie then begins eating

~Timeskip to after eating bc yes~

(Kuroo POV)

"By the way, what did those girls want?" Yakkun asks

"The-? Oh! They said I was cool and stuff and, actually, some of them asked me out, which was surprising.." Remi replied "Buut it was probably just a joke so I laughed it off, y'know?"

We all stared at Remi in silence

"...What..? Why are you guys looking at me like that..?" He asks, confused

"WHY WOULD YOU THINK THEY ASKED YOU OUT AS A JOKE?!?!" I shout

"YEAH!? AND HOW MANY GIRLS DID YOU TURN DOWN?!?" Yamamoto also shouts

"Uhhh.. cause why would they ask someone like me out? Duh" Remi answers "And I don't know..? Three I think.?"

"THREE?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!" Yamamoto repeats

"Maybe four..? I don't really remember" Xie replies

"Goodbye cruel world, it's been fun" Yamamoto says while putting his hands together as if he's praying (y'know, the Tanaka pose)

"Tora, stop over exaggerating things" Kenma mumbles to Yamamoto

"Anyway, Korral, why would you think girls wouldn't be interested in you? You're very sweet, handsome, smart, and you aren't like Lev, so I don't understand why you would think girls wouldn't like you" Yakkun says

"Well, for starters, I'm not handsome" Remi puts up a finger

"You are, but go on" Yaku disagrees

Remi glares at Yakkun, but then continues

"I'm not that smart-" he puts up another finger

"You're literally two grades ahead, but again, go on" I interrupt

They then glare at me

"And well, I'm just me I guess? There's really nothing interesting" Remi finishes, and puts up a third finger

Once again we stare at them in silence

Just as Yakkun was about to speak, the bell dings

"You're lucky.." Yakkun warns Remi "I'll be talking to you later"

Rest in peace Remi, you will be missed

~Extra(?) 1 "Till death do us part -- I hope I die soon"~

(Bokutō POV)

It's lunchtime, and I'm heading towards the cafeteria to meet Ahgaashii~ <3

I really wish I could get the courage to ask him out.. but I honestly don't think he's interested in me, he seems so "meh -.-" when he's around me. :( I sigh

Whilst pondering my thoughts, someone comes up to me.

"U-uhm excuse me, Bokutō-Senpai?"

Oh, it's Tsumi :3

"What's up Tsum-chan?" I ask

"I..I was wondering, for a while now I wanted to ask you this, uhm.." Tsumi looks at the ground nervously "I like you a lot, w-will you go out with me?"

O- o no.. I don't wanna break her heart by saying no, but I don't feel the same- Ok Ko! Think!

"Oh- uh- Yeah sure" I reply

WHY DID I SAY THAAATTTTT?!? I LIKE AHGKAASHI THOUGH!? BUT I DIDN'T WANNA BE MEAAAANN

"R-really? Oh my gosh! Thank you so much!" Tsumi says cheerfully "Is after school alright?"

"Oh, actually I was planning to go to the mall with Kuroo and some others after school, so I can't, I'm sorry." I reply

Thank you Kubro, for once, you're useful.

"Oh.. well what if I tagged along instead then?" Tsumi asks

I- She's persistent...

"Yeah sure, that's fine!" I answer

"Great! Cya then!" Tsumi waves goodbye and I wave back

Amazing. Just amazing. Thank you Kōtarō, for being so nice.

[Lol, I'm sorry I swear I'll do a "real" page soon, but I can't just have everything happen at once y'know? Also who's with me to take out Tsumi? -- I mean -- Who else just loves Tsumi? Word count: 1,533]

Yours fruity,
Remi