Nick and Charlie (Offshoot 19)


NN: Hey?

Char: Hi?

NN: So..

Char: Yeah?

NN: What's life like down there?

Char: Oddly comfortable..

NN: Char get out here already

Char: Noooooooo

NN: Final warning... Come out from under the bed Mr Spring...

Char: NEVER! Fuck you and your rules!

NN: Language! Right that's it! Don't say you weren't warned.

Char: HENRY, NELLIE NOOOOO

NN: Oh my god these are gonna make quite the storm on Instagram.

Char: Don't you DARE!

NN: Hey there's something I wanted to talk to you about.

Char: Here we go with the signature Nick Nelson serious tone.

NN: Harry invited me to this high school rugby party, it's basically an excuse for all the guys who've played rugby to meet up and get drunk together.

Char: Right?

NN: Well, you played rugby?

Char: You cannot be serious...

NN: Charlie, Harry told me to ask.

Char: Nick, I'm the one who tells you what to do, not Harry Greene.

NN: Hey!

Char: Tell me I'm wrong?

NN: Hmm.

Char: Exactly 😎

NN: Look, the party's tonight I just wanna go and be able to be us and relax, we've never been able to just be a couple in a semi-formal setting.

Char: Explain?

NN: Well Harry said it's a dinner that'll turn into a drunken mess all the guys are bringing their.. partners..

Char: You're kidding..

NN: It's not like that.

Char: Really Nick? Because it sounds a lot like you wanting to spend one of our last precious few nights together impressing my old bullies!

NN: Hey you know what Harry's like now it's not like that..

Char: I know what he's 'like' Nick, he has a mean streak, you know that too. Oh fuck this I'm going home, have fun at your party.

NN: Wait, Charlie don't go! We can stay in! Watch a movie or something. Wait Charlie you barely touched dinner you need to eat this.

Char: Well I'm sorry if the thought of spending a night with my high school bullies makes me feel nervous! I lost my appetite! Stop talking to me like I'm stupid!

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Nick: Had disagreement with Charlie, he didn't eat dinner. He's gone, please advise.

Tori: You're an idiot, I'll deal with it though.

A/N: I know nobody asked but my fav Oseman universe character is Daniel Jun. What a man.

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