Authors note: Dearest reader, it is my honor to introduce Her Majesty...

Victoria (Tori) Spring: Charles, where are you? 

Charlie: Where do you think?

Tori: Well if it's where I think then you're in bigggg trouble...

Charlie: And why dear sister pray tell is that?

Tori: Because your DINNER is here and YOU are not. Ew I sound like mom, see what you're turning me into?

Charlie: I ate here earlier, tell dad I'm sorry but I just forgot we were doing a sit down dinner. Nick says hi btw. 

Tori: Hi Nick, I regret to inform you that you're going to have to release my brother now... 

Charlie: He said no :>

Tori: He wouldn't dare, you just don't want to leave.

Charlie: Urgh don't call me out like that. Can't you just cover for me plssss?

Tori: Not this time Charles, you apparently promised Oliver you'd be here, so get here or I'll come get you. He's upset Charles, he's crying for goodness sake.

Charlie: Oh crap I promised to do a tractor show with him. 

Tori: I'm disappointed that you've done this Charles, it is uncharacteristically careless of you.

Charlie: Has dad thrown my dinner away?

Tori: He's about to, do you want me to stop him?

Charlie: Nono I just wanted to make sure.

Tori: Make sure he threw it away? Why?

Charlie: No you're not understanding, never mind. I'm bringing Nick round.

Tori: Mom's annoyed, no Nick allowed apparently. 

Charlie: Tori please..

Tori: Urgh fine, Nick can probably get away with coming around. Be careful though they're not happy Charles...

Charlie: When aren't they moody.

Tori: Alright, I'm not impressed 

Charlie: I'll make it right I promise <3 

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Charlie: Crap I forgot I promised to help Oliver with his tractors tonight.. Tori's not happy

Nick: Good luck

Charlie: OH HELL NO, YOU'RE COMING TOO

Nick: Umm no, I'm not.

Charlie: WHY?

Nick: Because if Tori's annoyed that means your parents AT LEAST furious, and I don't wanna be in the middle of that, plus, I only JUST got in the shower from rugby practice, I don't wanna rushhhhh I'm all sweatyyyyyyy you don't want that at your house... 

Charlie: Nick Nelson as god is my witness if you don't come with me then you'll be doing rugby without your cheerleader for the rest of the year. 

Nick: But babyyyy

Charlie: Don't you 'babyyyy' me Nelson, I will NOT attend, now hurry up, I need you to cheer Oliver up he's upset.

Nick: Oliver's upset?! Why didn't you just lead with that smh.

Charlie: Oh shut up. 

Nick: Can you make me a toastie before we leave? I'm staving, your parents still making your dinner?

Charlie: Yeah yeah they put it to one side for me :> I'll get the toastie machine on <3 xxxx