Last chance saloon

Curtain hair 💆: So, what the fuck are we supposed to do?

Our Queen 👑: I don't know.

Tara Jones: I think you guys should take this to DMs?

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: I disagree, if Elle's actually doing what Tao is suggesting I want to see.

Our Queen 👑: The fuck does that mean Aled?

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: It means I think you're being cruel and inconsiderate. 

Our Queen 👑: Wtf?! I'm just trying to figure things out?!

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: Well then you shouldn't have agree to go exclusive with Tao!

Curtain hair 💆: Exactly! 

Darcy Olson: Open relationships are a thing guys, they can work....

Curtain hair 💆: Yeah, cool. I don't want to be in an open relationship though, I'm a jealous person, the thought of another person being with the one I love makes me annoyed if that makes me selfish fine. But it's the truth. 

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: Yeah it's a dick move to do this AFTER getting into a relationship with someone.

Our Queen 👑: Hang on, I don't want Mr 'nobody-can-talk-about-my-relationship-because-I'm-figuring-stuff-out' giving ME a lecture about figuring stuff out...

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: Yeah, difference is I'd never get with anyone but Dan, but sure, deflect the blame. 

Curtain hair 💆: Look there's no use in having a go at each other, Elle, if you're not ready for an exclusive relationship that's fine, I'll respect your decision, but you do need to decide. I'm not gonna sit around pretending to be okay with some other person flirting with you or kissing you, and I don't think I should be expected to actually.

Charlie bear: So Nick's better now. 

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: Good, can we add him back? 

Charlie bear: Leave it for tonight, he's still blowing off steam. Tao + Elle, I don't appreciate you steamrolling the conversation like that, Nick came to US for support and you guys fucked it, I don't like that, do better.

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: Ouch, that's the Charlie equivalent of being brought to Mr Shannon's Office haha.

Curtain hair 💆: I'm really sorry Charlie, totally my bad.

Our Queen 👑: Yeah sorry Charlie :(

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