When they're mad at you.

Bts as your boyfriend.

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Jin
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You: Jinnnieeeeeeeeee

You: Princess

You: okay I meant prince sorry

You: Handsome Jin

Pinkjin: what do you want?

You: Are you still mad??

Pinkjin: what do you think?

You: I'm sorry okay?

You: I promise I didn't do it

Pinkjin: sure

You: I promise

You: I didn't steal your food Jin

Pinkjin: Yes you did

Pinkjin: I literally wrote a note saying "This is Jin's, don't touch."

You: It was a donut

You: and you wrote "donut touch" lol

Pinkjin: SEE

You: I'M SORRY

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Suga
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You: IM SO SORRY

You: I didn't think you would get this over dramatic :')

Sleepy: look

Sleepy: I got mad for a reason

Sleepy: Because first of all checking my music isn't allowed.

Sleepy: and now you called kumamon a baby's bear??

Sleepy: You know how much I like Kumamon

You: I didn't think of it that way ;---;

You: I'm sorryyyyyyyyyy

Sleepy: yeah sorry won't cut it Y/N

Sleepy: i guess this is a goodbye

Sleepy: I will not stay with a woman who doesn't like kumamon

You: NUUUUUU

You: Fine I'll get you a gift

You: I'm getting you a big stuffed bear

You: and it's kumamon edition

Sleepy: Suddenly I got the urge to get back with you

You: :)

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J-Hope
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You: I GET IT I GET IT

You: YOU'RE  A FAN OF TINASHE

You: But don't you think....?

Sunshine: ENOUGH

You: boy chu like her

Sunshine: I'm a fan of her

You: nah you wanna date her

Sunshine: Are you turning the guilt on me?

You: not really

You: BUT I KNOW YOU LIKE HER

Sunshine: NOT THAT WAY Y/N

Sunshine: LOOK TINASHE IS AN AMAZING SINGER YOU CAN'T BASH HER

You: I didn't

You: You thought I did

You: ;)

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RM
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You: so

You: I listened to expensive girl lol

You: and since i was weirded out I wanted to ask you about it

You: and then i randomly opened the door on you...

You: and you were watching those....things

Dancemon: ......

Dancemon: Didn't I tell you not to snoop on me?

You: IT'S NOT SNOOPING I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR

Dancemon: whatever

You: don't be like that monnie

You: your sis didn't teach you to be that way

Dancemon: my sister is younger than me, she can't teach me anything

You: correction: your mom didn't teach you to be that way

Dancemon: and your mom didn't teach you to snoop on me while I'm watching some "things"

You: NAMJOON

Dancemon: okay sorry

Dancemon: hold up did you just turn the blame on me?

Dancemon: I'm dating a sneaky one I see

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Jimin
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You: yo

You: why is you scary?

You: you yelled at me ;-;

You: I never knew you were that....sensitive

Smollboy: I'm not sensitive

You: then why did you lash on me when I said that I think your chubby cheeks are cute?

You: HMMMMM

Smollboy: You know I'm sensitive about my cheeks Y/N....

You: that's why you keep working out

You: to lose weight dafuk

Smollboy: don't curse

You: you ain't mamma Jin

You: now

You: EAT

Smollboy: no.

You: BOI I WILL FORCE YOUR SMALL PATOOTIE TO EAT AND STOP WORKING OUT BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND YOU BEING SO TIRED

(random author coming in to agree with Y/N because DAMN CAN THEY STOP WORRYING ABOUT THEIR FIGURES AND JUST EAT. THEY'RE HUMANS and God made us the way we are right now so why do you have to change?)

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Taehyung
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Taehyungie: I can't believe you

You: I can't believe you're mad about this

Taehyungie: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU SAID THAT GUCCI ISN'T EVEN A GOOD BRAND

You: IT IS GOOD

You: it's just expensive

You: I wouldn't buy something like that

Taehyungie: WHY NOT?

You: because I could just buy something like it for like $20 -.-

Taehyungie: Gucci is better tho

You: not really

You: .......

You: let me guess I must say something so you would actually stop being mad at me?

Taehyungie: maybe

You: ugh fineeeeee

You: #taehyungforgucci

You: Taehyung should work as a model for gucci

You: HE BETTER

You: now I sound like everyone

You: now can you stop being mad?

Taehyungie: maybe

You: you want gucci don't you?

Taehyungie: yes

You: then buy it with your own money

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Jungkook
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You: boi

You: we get it

You: IU is amazing

You: and yes you aren't a baby anymore

You: sensitive man

Kookiesandcream: I'm not sensitive

You: says the guy who screamed at the top of their lungs "IU is an amazing female who shall be treated right! No one can disrespect her!"

You: I literally made one comment -_-

Kookiesandcream: I'm not talking to you again

You: and that's how we don't talk anymore was made

Kookiesandcream: Charlie puth is amazing

You: or as you pronounced it..."Charlie pussy"

Kookiesandcream: HEY

You: look

You: I want to tell you something

Kookiesandcream: is it an apology?

You: nah

You: I just wanted to say that I ain't apologizing to you

You: little baby can't control his hormones

Kookiesandcream: that's it

Kookiesandcream: we're over

You: SEE WHAT I MEANT

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(A/N: Just a quick update before I go into requested imagines again. I made this a while ago, so I might as well publish this, then publish the imagines. The imagines aren't done yet, so they'll be up by...friday? Saturday? Sunday?

Oh yeah

WE REACHED 1K FOLKS!
HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? I WAS LITERALLY ON VACATION AT FLORIDA WHEN I RANDOMLY OPENED WATTPAD AND REALIZED THAT THIS THING HAS 1K READS.

Thank you guys so much~ You don't want to know how glad I am (or how much screaming I did)
I didn't even set a goal for me to reach 1k, I was doing this for fun.

Thank you again, you don't know how much it means to me to actually know that people actually enjoy the horrible stories I write.

I love you guys ❤️~)