BTS when they're drunk

Jin
Jin: *gives Jimin a mushroom*
Jimin: "Hyung, what do you wan-"
Jin: "GROW MARIO GROW!"
Jimin: "what the-"
Jin: *shoves the mushroom down Jimin's throat* "I SAID FOR YOU TO GROW!"

Suga
Suga: "You can't kill me!"
Jimin: "We're just playing on the wii. What are you talking about?"
Suga: "Why kill me with your dagger when you don't have my swagger?"
Jimin: "what the hell..."

Jhope
Jhope: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Bts: "This is normal."
Jhope: *randomly stops talking and goes to sleep*
Bts: "REAL SHIT THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE SOMETHING IS WRONG-"
Jhope: *wakes up again and starts randomly dancing*
Bts: "Nevermind."

RM
RM: "Did you know-"
Bts: "we don't care."
RM: "Did you know that when they scan barcodes they actually scan the white things in between the black lines, not the black lines itself?"
Bts: "He won't shut up.....WAIT REALLY?"

Jimin
Jimin: "Jungkook!!!!"
Jungkook: "what?"
Jimin: "I'm pregnant."
Jungkook: "what the fuck dude?"
Jin: *throws a bottle at Jungkook from the other side of the room* "HOW MANY TIMES WILL I SAY FOR YOU NOT TO CURSE YOU SMALL BABY COCONUT?"

Taehyung
Tae: *starts dancing* "LA LA LA LA LA."
Bts: "TAE SHUT UP."
Tae: "Hehehehehehehehe."
Tae: "GUYS COME DANCE WITH ME!"
Bts: "Just like we lost him last time, we'll lose him this time." *leaves Tae alone*

Jungkook
Jungkook: *relaxed af*
Jin: "When did I allow you to drink, mister?"
Jungkook: "Hyung, I'm an adult."
Jin: "You're still a baby for me."
Jungkook: *stares at Jin for a while, then continues to drink*