You: IT'S HALLOWEEN HOES

Taehyung: It's what?

Jungkook: IT'S HALLOWEEN YOU LITTLE SHIT

Taehyung: hyUNG*****

Jimin: Okay first of all

Jimin: DID YOU JUST CURSE?

Jimin: second why do I hear giggling in the other room

Jin: Oh it's Jungkook laughing when he curses

Namjoon: Where the hell did he learn these?

Jin: oH MAYBE FROM SOMEONE

Suga: don't look at me

Taehyung: hyung is awake for once

Jungkook: newwwww recorrrdddddd

Jimin: Anyway

Jimin: Y/N what are you dressing up as?

You: A witch

Suga: Fits your soul

You: correct :)

Jimin: I'm dressing up as myself 

Suga: Very original

You: What are you dressing up as Yoongi?

Suga: No one

Suga: Because I'm not a child

Jin: I'M DRESSING UP AS MARIO

Suga: unlike some people

Jin: Don't give me sass young man

Suga: yeah whatever

Jin: Go to your room

Suga: I live in my room

Namjoon: Then stay out of your room

Namjoon: AND OFF THE BED

Taehyung: Dad has spoken

Namjoon: huh?

Taehyung: Nothing

You: YOU GUYS

You: WE HAVE TO LEAVE IN TEN MINUTES

You: HURRY THE HELL UP

You: AND YOU JUNGKOOK

Jungkook: yesssss?

You: GET YOUR ASS OFF THE COUCH AND GET DRESSED

You: Unless you want me to throw a wig at you so you'll dress up as IU

Jimin: he'd make a cute girl ngl

Jungkook: Wat

Jimin: what

Jungkook: what?

Jimin: what?

Taehyung: what?

Suga: You guys better shut the hell up

Jin: Yoongi

Suga: Bye

You: that's it

You: I'm leaving you guys

You: And I'm taking the candy

Jin: NO WAIT FOR US

Suga: Screw them

Jungkook: HOLD ON IM GETTING MY IRON MAN SUIT ON

Taehyung: You want me to help?

You: o h

Jimin: nOT THAT WAY

You: Namjoon, since you and Yoongi are staying home, can you give out the candy?

Suga: nah I'm leaving

Namjoon: sure

You: leaving where exactly?

Suga: somewhere far away from this stupidity.

Hoseok: he's not wrong though.

You: where the hell were you?

Hoseok: I was getting my dog to dress up lol

You: O

Suga: Halloween is basically kids dressing up as something they'll never be and get free candy for it.

Suga: I'm not wasting my money on kids

You: ugh brighten up a bit

Taehyung: IN THIS TOWN

Jungkook: WE CALL HOME

Taehyung: EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN SONG

Jimin: cut it out

Jimin: .......

Jimin: LA LA LA LA LA LA

You: GET IN THE DAMN CAR LOSERS

Jhope: :/

Suga: Leave me be

You: don't you mean

You: leave me bEE?

You: I sent you a bee outfit :)

Suga: bye

Jin: WHERES MY MARIO HAT?

Namjoon: on the counter where you were eating

Jin: oh

Jhope: MAKNAES WHO TOOK THE CANDY THAT NAMJOON WAS GONNA GIVE OUT?

You: We are screwed.

A/N: I got bored and well my teachers didn't give out homework, so why not :').

I may do these group texts because they're fun.