ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ: KeenYoongi 
(I'm sorry if this isn't what you were wishing for)

When he messages you to text you his dad jokes.

Jin as your best friend.
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You: What do you want Jin?

You: It's literally 10pm, I need to sleep.

EatJin: I need you to hear my jokes.

You: .........

EatJin: What type of noodle is Jungkook?

You: I don't want to ask but what?

EatJin: Maknaeroni

You: ......

You: I'm going to sleep

EatJin: No don't leave me

EatJin: I guess I'll spam you with jokes

EatJin: My precious dad jokes. :-)

You: NO

EatJin: Why don't some couples go to the gym?

EatJin: Because they don't work out.

You: Just like our relationship doesn't work

EatJin: Shush let me speak

EatJin: How do you make holy water?

EatJin: You burn the hell out of it.

You: Ha. Ha. Very. funny.

EatJin: I'm disappointed.

EatJin: Want to hear a joke about paper?

EatJin: Nevermind it's tearable.

You: Your jokes are terrible.

EatJin: Don't be a Yoongi

You: Well then we're related.

EatJin: I'm going to go stand in the field. If anyone asks where I am, tell them that I'm outstanding.

You: Wth Seokjin

EatJin: I'm good looking too, don't forget that.

You: I won't forget that.

EatJin: I mean I am worldwide handsome.

You: JIN LET ME SLEEP

You: Did you become a dad or something already?

EatJin: I mean, I will be soon :')

You: You're saying that yet you still don't have a girlfriend.

You: "I wish I could come here with my girlfriend. But I don't have any."

EatJin: Shush

EatJin: No speaking when I'm speaking

You: ......You're texting though

EatJin: SHUT UP

EatJin: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

EatJin: Nacho cheese

You: I'm leaving

EatJin: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

You: THERE WAS SOMEONE WHO GOT KIDNAPPED???

EatJin: Yeah, don't worry he woke up.

You: -.-;

You: Why am I friends with you?

EatJin: One last joke

You: NO

You: I'm blocking you

EatJin: what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

EatJin: outlaws are actually wanted

You have just blocked 'EatJin'

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(A/N: Two updates in one day. Never happened.)