When they're at college and you randomly text them.

BTS as your sibling(s).
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Jin
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You: YO

You: JINNIE

BreadGenie: What?

You: THERE'S A STORM GOING ON

You: AND IT FEELS LIKE A HURRICANE

BreadGenie: What do you want me to do about it? Send you a pic of my face to stop the storm?

You: No, Hobi would do that because he's a sunshine

BreadGenie: Oh my lord

You: Anyway, cAN YOU LIKE HURRY UP HOME I WANT FOOD

BreadGenie: Shut up I know you're scared you hoe

You: wow

You: woow

BreadGenie: Oh ya

BreadGenie: At college I found this guy who's hot

BreadGenie: not as hot as me tho

BreadGenie: his name was Namjoon

You: I SHIP

BreadGenie: You suck

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Suga
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You: AYO

K.M.M.N: what the fuck you want?
(random author coming in: if you remember this username or have seen it somewhere I love you)

You: do you do you do you

K.M.M.N: for the last time Namjoon won't date you

You: You betch

You: Once I found out my mom was having a boy, I knew you were going to be the devil

K.M.M.N: Let me live

You: how's college?

K.M.M.N: hell

You: wow

You: same tho

You: I started college before you aND IM STILL STUCK IN IT

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J-Hope
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HobiHobi: IM SCARED

You: Why?

HobiHobi: I FORGOT ABOUT THE ESSAY DUE TODAY

You: You're screwed

HobiHobi: I KNOWWWWWW

You: Just type it quickly

HobiHobi: ......

HobiHobi: It's a 30 page essay

You: welp, as I said

You: You're screwed

HobiHobi: Our professor doesn't even read the essays tbh

You: 🌚

You: I got an idea

You: Copy a word almost 1,000 times on every page and give it to him

HobiHobi: You're so dumb wth

HobiHobi: .......

HobiHobi: That's actually not a bad idea

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RM
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You: Ya Mon

Smartiemonster: ?

You: You left something at home

Smartiemonster: what did I leave?

You: Your dignity

Smartiemonster: I swear to god Y/N-

You: CAN YOU SENSE THAT IM BORED?

Smartiemonster: Yup

You: Why do you have to go to college :<

Smartiemonster: Maybe because I'm smart?

You: Or maybe because mom forced you

Smartiemonster: tru

You: COME BACK HOME

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Jimin
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J-Move: Ya stop calling me

You: no

J-Move: :/

You: How's hell?

J-Move: okay Ig

J-Move: I became friends with a boy who's your age

J-Move: His name is Junglebook

J-Move: Jungcook*

J-Move: JUNGKOOK**

You: wow auto correct is being nice today

You: why does he remind you of me anyway? (•ᴗ•)❤

J-Move: He's like you

J-Move: Giant fetus, annoying, and doesn't respect my love

You: -.-

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Taehyung
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Spaghettae: WOTS GOING ON

Spaghettae: IM ALL THE WAY IN COLLEGE

Spaghettae: WHAT IS HAPPENING

You: THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING

You: I THINK

You: IM PROBABLY JUST OVVERREACTING BUT

You: TURN YOUR FAN TO THE OCEAN SO THE STORM WOULD GO AWAY

Spaghettae: OKAY

You: YAY 1!2!

Spaghettae: IS IT WORKING?

You: You are stupid.

You: how are you in college even-

Spaghettae: Says you

You: touché

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Jungkook
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Kookies&Cream: Stop messaging me, you dumbass

You: Someone's salty today

Kookies&Cream: The lecture we had today was longggggggg

You: it is college fam

Kookies&Cream: whatever

Kookies&Cream: what do you want anyway

You: I was bored

Kookies&Cream: Go bother someone else

Kookies&Cream: Like Taehyung or something, he'll actually like it

You: what's that suppose to mean?

Kookies&Cream: nothing

You: Oh ya

You: I was playing overwatch

You: and I

You: destroyed

You: The game

Kookies&Cream: huh???

You: I deleted it

Kookies&Cream: YOU BETCH

You: hahahahahahahah

You: see you in a few years lil bro

You: you won't even remember it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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A/N: This is a mess. It's mainly a mess because I only took half a day to write this. I get busy because of school nowadays and it S U C K S. Just saying, I'll try to at least update every weekend if I have the time.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say a while ago.

WE WON AN AWARD FAM, which is why there's a sticker on my cover lol.

As you can tell, I used a different font, mainly because I forgot the font I originally used :').