Krystal:-- "So Mr. taehyung tell me what's wrong baby? who beat up yoongi like this? who's this boy"

tae:--"that's where it goes wrong emo, she's a freaking girl, a freaking girl."

Krystal:--"hmm interesting tell me her name?"

tae:--"second problem not even a freaking dog in Korea knows her same, she goes by the name soooya."

Krystal:--"it's ok tae she's a girl, after all, some cliche mafia princess again what's new--"

tae:--"her right hand killed yoongi emo, not very proud to mention it but she almost made joon hyung pee in his pant through the phone. can you believe it? and she fucking beheaded one of our best man Derek. that bitch is not losing a chance to tempt me emo, it's like she knows what to do, what not to do, and the main part she's a girl like please tell her to go enjoy her daddy's money--

Krystal:--"well she is, I mean she owns the biggest mall in Korea rn so the girl is multitasking--"

tae:--"not helping emo--"

Krystal:--"  it's ok tae I'm not known Krystal Jung for nothin I'll bring this kid to my nephew. anyway, we're the second biggest mafia in the world. ok then bye-

tae:--"emo -emo wait she's the daughter of ---"

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what do you think about Krystal?

also ik this is short I'm sorry my college has kinda started so---

also anyone up for an embarrassing story

I found a new crush in my college. and I have been trying my best for him to notice me and he finally noticed me today---

while I.WAS.LITERALLY.TRYING.TO.FILL.A.BURGER.IN.MY.MOUTH.AND.HE.FREAKING.LAUGHED

some annoying lab teacher annoyed the hell out of me and I was trying to forget it through some fries and burgers but......

all I got was 

so I might migrate to mars it might be a little difficult to get wifi or internet there but ik that even aliens will help me when I tell them I'm a shipper of their own children they'll literally buy me a wifi company.

ok then bye earthlings imma about to became of marsian.