changbin has entered the group chat

changbin: behold the almighty that is entering!
changbin: i, changbin, here to save the day!

seungmin has entered the group chat

seungmin: just kys

changbin: i ain't killing myself when bts is asking me to save them

seungmin: they didn't made the song "save me" to get played dirty by you

changbin: im not playing it dirty wdym

woojin has entered the group chat

woojin: this is not goblin either
woojin: "almighty"

felix has entered the group chat

felix: did someone mentioned goblin?
felix: do you mean that "train to busan" actor

woojin: yea...?

felix: OH
felix: I LOVE HIS DRAMAS

seungmin: and of course,
seungmin: he snapped.

felix: shut up
felix: don't you see everyone is falling heads over heals for him
felix: it's gong yoo we're talking about, dear.

changbin: stop stealing my spotlight

felix: im sorry, did i just made you jealous?

woojin: changbin: yes, you did.

changbin: tf woojin

seungmin: 🙊

felix: aw, come here. i'll give you a hug

woojin: changbin: /approach felix/

felix: :D

changbin: JSSJSJSJZBZBANZNSJJZZNJZANJSJZSJZNNZSNNZKAKSJSSJSJXBSJSJZJSNBZBJAJSHSHZBZBSJSJJWJAKAJSHWHSHZBZHBXZJJAKAKZNSNSKAOQOWUEUDBXNSKSKXJSKSKXJSJWBSSBSNJAKSKSKDNDXNSKKSJWHEUWISJDNSNDNDNZKAKKAJSJDJDNDNDNXNSJAKWOISKZJZNZNSNSJSHDBSJWIHEIKSNXNXBXBXSNJSJSJDNDJDZJJSIWIEIDHDKDISOSOS

woojin: of course, he said "i love you" in baby language

felix: aw...
felix: i'm starting to like changbin again

seungmin: wdym you're starting to like him, you have always been liking!

changbin: KAJSSHWISJJSJXJSJAJDHDBZNSJAJDJXJSJAYDEUIWJDNDWOIEUDJDXNSNMSWKJKSJSWJKSNXSNQKOWEJUEIQIQOLAZMNZQLOSIDUEBNSOQODNXWNDMDOWJXBNDKWEEWWIXNNSWJFEWXJDJSJSJSJHXXBBXBSHSHSMMFFJEKSKXNDJWIXHSKAKAIX

woojin: and he said "i want to be with felix!"
woojin: changbin: of course, i do!

changbin: can you stop

seungmin: dang
seungmin: shit is about to get real

hyunjin, jeongin, bang chan and minho and jisung have entered the group chat

jisung: yo did we came here just in time for the drama to happen

bang chan: oh i think we did

hyunjin: hello
hyunjin: we're in the supermarket rn
hyunjin: pushing jeongin.. in a cart.. with.. SNACKS!

jeongin: im too big for this i can barely FIT IN

jisung: and i can barely PUSH YOU

jeongin: YOU'RE TOO WEAK

jisung: YOU'RE TOO HEAVY

jeongin: you're too short to push someone who's a head taller than you

jisung: tsk

jeongin: ugh
jeongin: i don't even know why i'm in here

changbin: jeongin complaining, he's growing.

hyunjin: that's definitely true.

jeongin: funny how y'all said that i'm growing, but in reality, i'm always a child in your eyes

minho: do we even need to comment on this, really?
minho: he's always a child.

jeongin: see?

woojin: rofl

bang chan: the reason why you're in the cart is because you're the youngest and the smallest here. @ jeongin
bang chan: do you expect someone like me to be in the cart
bang chan: i'll be flopping

woojin: oooo
woojin: actually, now that you've mentioned..
woojin: i would like to see chan in the cart

bang chan: you will NEVER see me in the cart

woojin: i do not want to fight on this

seungmin: guys, it's 1am..
seungmin: why are the 5 of you in the supermarket during midnight..

felix: exactly my question.
felix: wow, seungmin. we do have telepathy afterall

seungmin: stfu, don't flirt w me.

felix: who do you think i am, huh
felix: I'M NOT FLIRTY, SEUNGMEAN

seungmin: DON'T MAKE PUNS WITH MY NAME

felix: fine, seungmint

jeongin: we have mint candies in the cart

seungmin: i did not ask that

minho: ugh ok why are we here? it's because of bang chan (who else could it be)
minho: he said he couldn't sleep.
minho: so he woke all of us up at this timing
minho: to do grocery shopping..

changbin: why didn't he wake all of us up
changbin: i love shopping in the dark

jisung: we're not shopping in the dark, they have the lights on. idiot.

woojin: fml i died

changbin: I MEANT DOING NIGHT SHOPPING YK

jisung: you should've phrase your words properly. get that aussie to teach you some proper english

felix: someone is calling for me?

changbin: no, it could be bang chan

bang chan: i don't want you. felix, you can have him.

felix: thanks man!

changbin: KSAJHSHAJSHSJSIAZJZHAHSHHZSJHXHZHZHXDBXBBXSJNNUCHUISBCBCSDCIBVUEVFNCIJDCNOIWDJCOIJDNXEWIJMOKAXSMSNWDNUENCRNCEDNCJIEJIDCNJERFBIUEINDJISNXIIDNKKWNSIJNDSKOOEXMOIWEMDIURCNCNJSJSJSSJJSNXNSNZNXNSKSJSJJXJSJSJSIWIWHSHSSHBXBXNSJSJSSD

seungmin: ignore them please, please continue with your supermarket story.

minho: sure. now where was i...

hyunjin: so... apparently this supermarket opens for 24 hours.

minho: ah yes

jeongin: and seemingly, vegetables and fruits are said to be the healthiest at this timing

minho: yes yes

jisung: because they restock during midnight
jisung: how cool

minho: super cool!

woojin: minho, can you stop cutting them off. you're distracting

minho: go to sleep

woojin: very helpful..

changbin: hmm i wonder how many cups of coffee do they drink every night
changbin: don't they get tired?

jeongin: you're very pure

changbin: wdym im very pure, you're the youngest!

jeongin: 😳

felix: they don't, changbin. they're bats

changbin: .. 😑

bang chan: the kids know so much about this supermarket. wow, im proud.

woojin: because they're secretly a worker there

hyunjin: very funny, woojin, very. now why am i not laughing

woojin: because you're not opening your mouth.

hyunjin: ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha!

seungmin: hm..
seungmin: vegetables with bugs on it are healthy as well :"D

hyunjin: that is not how biology teached me

woojin: what on earth is wrong w you..

jisung: oh no dear, you got that all wrong.

seungmin: everyone is flirting with me today..

jisung: don't associate 'dear' with flirt

seungmin: couples call their partner like that!

jisung: unless you want to be with me, i don't mind, dear. ❤

seungmin: EW

jisung: PRECISELY, MY POINT!

jeongin: ew
jeongin: @ the both of you & the bugs. ew..

minho: ^

bang chan: this is why im in charge of cooking, not seungmin.

woojin: preach

changbin: then what makes me the dish cleaner
changbin: i don't deserve this

hyunjin: because you're the noisiest

felix: wdym, he's the cutest!
felix: c stands for cute, so does changbin

woojin: ok idk about y'all but im still disgusted by what seungmin had said
woojin: seungmin, can you perhaps delete yourself so maybe i can feel better..

minho: HAHA HAHA

jeongin: such a dry laugh..
jeongin: he's not laughing at all in real life, guys..

changbin: don't we go "HAHAHAHAH" online and in actual, we're actually just dead..

felix: i hate to admit but, that's me, hi!

seungmin: lmao woojin, im just kidding
seungmin: but bugs are on each and every types of vegetables, and you may have potentially have already eaten them. just that you didn't know.

woojin: why are you starting again

bang chan: saying you're kidding doesn't help, seungmin.

seungmin: unrelated but finally, someone did not call me a 'dear' but my actual name instead.

bang chan: i haven't finished my sentence, dear..

seungmin: JSHSHAISIWJSJSIDJDJSJSJSJJS

changbin: wow.. really..
changbin: i love a smart guy

seungmin: .. of course. i'm seungmin for a reason

woojin: a dumb reason

seungmin: 😑

bang chan: ok that's it, guys. no vegetables for a week.
bang chan: we're eating just soybeans

felix: soybeans.. ew

minho: and meat

felix: i like that food @ minho :D

minho: so do i :D

changbin: me too :D

woojin: right, don't we all :D

bang chan: no, children. meat is unhealthy

jisung: MEAT IS HEALTHY WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT

seungmin: he snapped (2)

bang chan: RED MEAT ISN'T

seungmin: snapped (3)

jisung: JUST CONSUME EVERYTHING IN MODERATION YOU HEADASS
jisung: TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING IS UNHEALTHY

felix: YESSSSS!
felix: PREACH PREACH PREACH

seungmin: snapped (forever)

jisung: silent, seungmin.

seungmin: -

hyunjin: oh oh!
hyunjin: i'm currently on a seefood diet.
hyunjin: just saying!

felix: yay hyunjin!!!!
felix: we finally have something in common ❤

hyunjin: ew

changbin: so you see trash and you eat it

felix: NO, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

woojin: changbin: because i belong in your heart

felix: butterflies in my stomach

changbin: cringe

hyunjin: changbin, that's not the meaning.. you dumbtard.

changbin: that's what it mean

hyunjin: TRASH ISN'T EVEN FOOD

changbin: hm, everything is possible. you got to try ;)

hyunjin: disgusting..

bang chan: MEAT CONTAINS TAPEWORMS

minho: why is this starting again

seungmin: they're bored.

hyunjin: EH THAT'S NOT TRUE. CLEAN MEATS DOESN'T HAVE THEM
hyunjin: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN EATING MEAT SINCE I WAS A CHILD
hyunjin: still gg strong

bang chan: but not for long

hyunjin: did you just curse me

bang chan: i didn't!

hyunjin: you did!

bang chan: if you say so!

jeongin: GASSPP SOMEBODY GET RID OF BANG CHAN
jeongin: HE'S POISONOUS

bang chan: you're dramatic

jeongin: 👺

jisung: ugh then what are you even eating then

bang chan: ... nothing.

minho: says the guy who's munching on potato chips right now

bang chan: they are.. my bae ❤

minho: ...

changbin: let's change the topic shall we? we shall
changbin: so on the latest discovery we have found is, seungmin may have eaten bugs

woojin: you're making this as though it's a news

jisung: HAHA imagine changbin as a news reporter.
jisung: day 1: "good morning everyone behind the tv, i'm changbin-" YOU'RE FIRED

jeongin: HAHAH

changbin: ditch

bang chan: hi
bang chan: this is bang chan and you're watching disney channel

hyunjin: SINCE WHEN IS DISNEY CHANNEL RELATED TO THIS

changbin: how do you even link to what ive just said..
changbin: wrong channel pls.

felix: ^ y'all are drunk, go to sleep

seungmin: changbin,
seungmin: why did you announced it..
seungmin: i don't feel good now..

changbin: because you're the healthiest among us, i suppose.

felix: because he ate all of the bugs in the world that's why he is so healthy!

seungmin: I SEE THAT COMING
seungmin: I'M CHOKING YOU

felix: ah! time to call the almighty..
felix: changbin!

changbin: /not available/

woojin: changbin: /is available/

changbin: 🔫

woojin: guys
woojin: i just realised roleplaying is kinda fun
woojin: im gg to continue roleplaying as changbin ok, no woojin for now.

changbin: you're so extra
changbin: pls continue being you. nobody can be me 😘

woojin: changbin: i love felix

minho: y'all are the ones who need sleep
minho: we're sober af

jeongin: we got the chips, coffee, tea, pumpkin, broccoli, spinach, eggs, spaghetti, ice cream, cheese, rice, sushi, candies, toilet paper, oats, french fries, chicken, fish, prawn, octopus, squid, nuggets and coke

jisung: do you really have to list down all the stuffs we just bought..

jeongin: it's important

seungmin: why didn't y'all get the cereals.
seungmin: i'm sad

woojin: no more cereal and coke please

seungmin: don't tell me what to eat and not to eat

woojin: story time: i got someone triggered!

seungmin: grrr

changbin: no fruits as well.
changbin: swap candies with fruits. they're still sweet but they're healthier

bang chan: we don't need life hacks
bang chan: just enjoy!

hyunjin: eat trash

changbin: you're the trash i'm going to eat

felix: ah no! keep this parental guidance pls! this is not fifty shades of grey remake!

woojin: go to sleep, it's almost 2

bang chan: WHO NEEDS SLEEP
bang chan: I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT BINGE WATCHING ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS YESTERDAY

woojin: oh dear lord
woojin: what has bang chan become

bang chan: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

minho: say it louder to the people at the back y'all!

seungmin: oh i'm weak then

woojin: y'all are so boring
woojin: i'm gg to spend my time with buzzfeed tonight.
woojin: NOT SLEEPING YET THOUGH
woojin: bye guys

woojin has left the group chat

felix: i'm dragging changbin along to sleep. this boy needs sleep.

changbin: binch

seungmin: i'll see how strong you are the next morning. goodnight.

bang chan: bye losers

changbin, felix and seungmin have left the group chat

hyunjin: guys, on the count of 3, we'll leave bang chan in the group chat alone.

jeongin: good idea

bang chan: i hear you

hyunjin: 1
hyunjin: 2
hyunjin: 3

bang chan has left the group chat

minho: LOSER!

bang chan has entered the group chat

bang chan: i've been pranked D":!

jeongin: guys my butt hurts from the cart

jisung: deal with it

jeongin has left the group chat

hyunjin: are y'all not homed yet

jisung: i am

bang chan: just tuning in into disney channel
bang chan: lightning mcqueen woohoo

minho: let's just imagine bang chan driving and he got into a car crash

bang chan: wow
bang chan: how thoughtful of you 🙄

bang chan has left the group chat

minho: find a friend like minho y'all ✊🏼

jisung: i'm out. i'm going to make supper
jisung: grilled cheese toast, perfect!

hyunjin: i'm salivating 😍

jisung: none for you 🍞🍞🍞🧀🧀🧀🧀🍽

hyunjin: im not jealous!

jisung has left the group chat

minho: eating supper at 2am, how nice.

hyunjin: right

minho: i'll call it a night now. goodnight, hyunjin. i love you

hyunjin: goodnight minho. i love you too

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hyunjin has left the group chat