changbin has entered the group chat
changbin: behold the almighty that is entering!
changbin: i, changbin, here to save the day!
seungmin has entered the group chat
seungmin: just kys
changbin: i ain't killing myself when bts is asking me to save them
seungmin: they didn't made the song "save me" to get played dirty by you
changbin: im not playing it dirty wdym
woojin has entered the group chat
woojin: this is not goblin either
woojin: "almighty"
felix has entered the group chat
felix: did someone mentioned goblin?
felix: do you mean that "train to busan" actor
woojin: yea...?
felix: OH
felix: I LOVE HIS DRAMAS
seungmin: and of course,
seungmin: he snapped.
felix: shut up
felix: don't you see everyone is falling heads over heals for him
felix: it's gong yoo we're talking about, dear.
changbin: stop stealing my spotlight
felix: im sorry, did i just made you jealous?
woojin: changbin: yes, you did.
changbin: tf woojin
seungmin: 🙊
felix: aw, come here. i'll give you a hug
woojin: changbin: /approach felix/
felix: :D
changbin: JSSJSJSJZBZBANZNSJJZZNJZANJSJZSJZNNZSNNZKAKSJSSJSJXBSJSJZJSNBZBJAJSHSHZBZBSJSJJWJAKAJSHWHSHZBZHBXZJJAKAKZNSNSKAOQOWUEUDBXNSKSKXJSKSKXJSJWBSSBSNJAKSKSKDNDXNSKKSJWHEUWISJDNSNDNDNZKAKKAJSJDJDNDNDNXNSJAKWOISKZJZNZNSNSJSHDBSJWIHEIKSNXNXBXBXSNJSJSJDNDJDZJJSIWIEIDHDKDISOSOS
woojin: of course, he said "i love you" in baby language
felix: aw...
felix: i'm starting to like changbin again
seungmin: wdym you're starting to like him, you have always been liking!
changbin: KAJSSHWISJJSJXJSJAJDHDBZNSJAJDJXJSJAYDEUIWJDNDWOIEUDJDXNSNMSWKJKSJSWJKSNXSNQKOWEJUEIQIQOLAZMNZQLOSIDUEBNSOQODNXWNDMDOWJXBNDKWEEWWIXNNSWJFEWXJDJSJSJSJHXXBBXBSHSHSMMFFJEKSKXNDJWIXHSKAKAIX
woojin: and he said "i want to be with felix!"
woojin: changbin: of course, i do!
changbin: can you stop
seungmin: dang
seungmin: shit is about to get real
hyunjin, jeongin, bang chan and minho and jisung have entered the group chat
jisung: yo did we came here just in time for the drama to happen
bang chan: oh i think we did
hyunjin: hello
hyunjin: we're in the supermarket rn
hyunjin: pushing jeongin.. in a cart.. with.. SNACKS!
jeongin: im too big for this i can barely FIT IN
jisung: and i can barely PUSH YOU
jeongin: YOU'RE TOO WEAK
jisung: YOU'RE TOO HEAVY
jeongin: you're too short to push someone who's a head taller than you
jisung: tsk
jeongin: ugh
jeongin: i don't even know why i'm in here
changbin: jeongin complaining, he's growing.
hyunjin: that's definitely true.
jeongin: funny how y'all said that i'm growing, but in reality, i'm always a child in your eyes
minho: do we even need to comment on this, really?
minho: he's always a child.
jeongin: see?
woojin: rofl
bang chan: the reason why you're in the cart is because you're the youngest and the smallest here. @ jeongin
bang chan: do you expect someone like me to be in the cart
bang chan: i'll be flopping
woojin: oooo
woojin: actually, now that you've mentioned..
woojin: i would like to see chan in the cart
bang chan: you will NEVER see me in the cart
woojin: i do not want to fight on this
seungmin: guys, it's 1am..
seungmin: why are the 5 of you in the supermarket during midnight..
felix: exactly my question.
felix: wow, seungmin. we do have telepathy afterall
seungmin: stfu, don't flirt w me.
felix: who do you think i am, huh
felix: I'M NOT FLIRTY, SEUNGMEAN
seungmin: DON'T MAKE PUNS WITH MY NAME
felix: fine, seungmint
jeongin: we have mint candies in the cart
seungmin: i did not ask that
minho: ugh ok why are we here? it's because of bang chan (who else could it be)
minho: he said he couldn't sleep.
minho: so he woke all of us up at this timing
minho: to do grocery shopping..
changbin: why didn't he wake all of us up
changbin: i love shopping in the dark
jisung: we're not shopping in the dark, they have the lights on. idiot.
woojin: fml i died
changbin: I MEANT DOING NIGHT SHOPPING YK
jisung: you should've phrase your words properly. get that aussie to teach you some proper english
felix: someone is calling for me?
changbin: no, it could be bang chan
bang chan: i don't want you. felix, you can have him.
felix: thanks man!
changbin: KSAJHSHAJSHSJSIAZJZHAHSHHZSJHXHZHZHXDBXBBXSJNNUCHUISBCBCSDCIBVUEVFNCIJDCNOIWDJCOIJDNXEWIJMOKAXSMSNWDNUENCRNCEDNCJIEJIDCNJERFBIUEINDJISNXIIDNKKWNSIJNDSKOOEXMOIWEMDIURCNCNJSJSJSSJJSNXNSNZNXNSKSJSJJXJSJSJSIWIWHSHSSHBXBXNSJSJSSD
seungmin: ignore them please, please continue with your supermarket story.
minho: sure. now where was i...
hyunjin: so... apparently this supermarket opens for 24 hours.
minho: ah yes
jeongin: and seemingly, vegetables and fruits are said to be the healthiest at this timing
minho: yes yes
jisung: because they restock during midnight
jisung: how cool
minho: super cool!
woojin: minho, can you stop cutting them off. you're distracting
minho: go to sleep
woojin: very helpful..
changbin: hmm i wonder how many cups of coffee do they drink every night
changbin: don't they get tired?
jeongin: you're very pure
changbin: wdym im very pure, you're the youngest!
jeongin: 😳
felix: they don't, changbin. they're bats
changbin: .. 😑
bang chan: the kids know so much about this supermarket. wow, im proud.
woojin: because they're secretly a worker there
hyunjin: very funny, woojin, very. now why am i not laughing
woojin: because you're not opening your mouth.
hyunjin: ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha!
seungmin: hm..
seungmin: vegetables with bugs on it are healthy as well :"D
hyunjin: that is not how biology teached me
woojin: what on earth is wrong w you..
jisung: oh no dear, you got that all wrong.
seungmin: everyone is flirting with me today..
jisung: don't associate 'dear' with flirt
seungmin: couples call their partner like that!
jisung: unless you want to be with me, i don't mind, dear. ❤
seungmin: EW
jisung: PRECISELY, MY POINT!
jeongin: ew
jeongin: @ the both of you & the bugs. ew..
minho: ^
bang chan: this is why im in charge of cooking, not seungmin.
woojin: preach
changbin: then what makes me the dish cleaner
changbin: i don't deserve this
hyunjin: because you're the noisiest
felix: wdym, he's the cutest!
felix: c stands for cute, so does changbin
woojin: ok idk about y'all but im still disgusted by what seungmin had said
woojin: seungmin, can you perhaps delete yourself so maybe i can feel better..
minho: HAHA HAHA
jeongin: such a dry laugh..
jeongin: he's not laughing at all in real life, guys..
changbin: don't we go "HAHAHAHAH" online and in actual, we're actually just dead..
felix: i hate to admit but, that's me, hi!
seungmin: lmao woojin, im just kidding
seungmin: but bugs are on each and every types of vegetables, and you may have potentially have already eaten them. just that you didn't know.
woojin: why are you starting again
bang chan: saying you're kidding doesn't help, seungmin.
seungmin: unrelated but finally, someone did not call me a 'dear' but my actual name instead.
bang chan: i haven't finished my sentence, dear..
seungmin: JSHSHAISIWJSJSIDJDJSJSJSJJS
changbin: wow.. really..
changbin: i love a smart guy
seungmin: .. of course. i'm seungmin for a reason
woojin: a dumb reason
seungmin: 😑
bang chan: ok that's it, guys. no vegetables for a week.
bang chan: we're eating just soybeans
felix: soybeans.. ew
minho: and meat
felix: i like that food @ minho :D
minho: so do i :D
changbin: me too :D
woojin: right, don't we all :D
bang chan: no, children. meat is unhealthy
jisung: MEAT IS HEALTHY WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT
seungmin: he snapped (2)
bang chan: RED MEAT ISN'T
seungmin: snapped (3)
jisung: JUST CONSUME EVERYTHING IN MODERATION YOU HEADASS
jisung: TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING IS UNHEALTHY
felix: YESSSSS!
felix: PREACH PREACH PREACH
seungmin: snapped (forever)
jisung: silent, seungmin.
seungmin: -
hyunjin: oh oh!
hyunjin: i'm currently on a seefood diet.
hyunjin: just saying!
felix: yay hyunjin!!!!
felix: we finally have something in common ❤
hyunjin: ew
changbin: so you see trash and you eat it
felix: NO, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
woojin: changbin: because i belong in your heart
felix: butterflies in my stomach
changbin: cringe
hyunjin: changbin, that's not the meaning.. you dumbtard.
changbin: that's what it mean
hyunjin: TRASH ISN'T EVEN FOOD
changbin: hm, everything is possible. you got to try ;)
hyunjin: disgusting..
bang chan: MEAT CONTAINS TAPEWORMS
minho: why is this starting again
seungmin: they're bored.
hyunjin: EH THAT'S NOT TRUE. CLEAN MEATS DOESN'T HAVE THEM
hyunjin: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN EATING MEAT SINCE I WAS A CHILD
hyunjin: still gg strong
bang chan: but not for long
hyunjin: did you just curse me
bang chan: i didn't!
hyunjin: you did!
bang chan: if you say so!
jeongin: GASSPP SOMEBODY GET RID OF BANG CHAN
jeongin: HE'S POISONOUS
bang chan: you're dramatic
jeongin: 👺
jisung: ugh then what are you even eating then
bang chan: ... nothing.
minho: says the guy who's munching on potato chips right now
bang chan: they are.. my bae ❤
minho: ...
changbin: let's change the topic shall we? we shall
changbin: so on the latest discovery we have found is, seungmin may have eaten bugs
woojin: you're making this as though it's a news
jisung: HAHA imagine changbin as a news reporter.
jisung: day 1: "good morning everyone behind the tv, i'm changbin-" YOU'RE FIRED
jeongin: HAHAH
changbin: ditch
bang chan: hi
bang chan: this is bang chan and you're watching disney channel
hyunjin: SINCE WHEN IS DISNEY CHANNEL RELATED TO THIS
changbin: how do you even link to what ive just said..
changbin: wrong channel pls.
felix: ^ y'all are drunk, go to sleep
seungmin: changbin,
seungmin: why did you announced it..
seungmin: i don't feel good now..
changbin: because you're the healthiest among us, i suppose.
felix: because he ate all of the bugs in the world that's why he is so healthy!
seungmin: I SEE THAT COMING
seungmin: I'M CHOKING YOU
felix: ah! time to call the almighty..
felix: changbin!
changbin: /not available/
woojin: changbin: /is available/
changbin: 🔫
woojin: guys
woojin: i just realised roleplaying is kinda fun
woojin: im gg to continue roleplaying as changbin ok, no woojin for now.
changbin: you're so extra
changbin: pls continue being you. nobody can be me 😘
woojin: changbin: i love felix
minho: y'all are the ones who need sleep
minho: we're sober af
jeongin: we got the chips, coffee, tea, pumpkin, broccoli, spinach, eggs, spaghetti, ice cream, cheese, rice, sushi, candies, toilet paper, oats, french fries, chicken, fish, prawn, octopus, squid, nuggets and coke
jisung: do you really have to list down all the stuffs we just bought..
jeongin: it's important
seungmin: why didn't y'all get the cereals.
seungmin: i'm sad
woojin: no more cereal and coke please
seungmin: don't tell me what to eat and not to eat
woojin: story time: i got someone triggered!
seungmin: grrr
changbin: no fruits as well.
changbin: swap candies with fruits. they're still sweet but they're healthier
bang chan: we don't need life hacks
bang chan: just enjoy!
hyunjin: eat trash
changbin: you're the trash i'm going to eat
felix: ah no! keep this parental guidance pls! this is not fifty shades of grey remake!
woojin: go to sleep, it's almost 2
bang chan: WHO NEEDS SLEEP
bang chan: I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT BINGE WATCHING ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS YESTERDAY
woojin: oh dear lord
woojin: what has bang chan become
bang chan: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
minho: say it louder to the people at the back y'all!
seungmin: oh i'm weak then
woojin: y'all are so boring
woojin: i'm gg to spend my time with buzzfeed tonight.
woojin: NOT SLEEPING YET THOUGH
woojin: bye guys
woojin has left the group chat
felix: i'm dragging changbin along to sleep. this boy needs sleep.
changbin: binch
seungmin: i'll see how strong you are the next morning. goodnight.
bang chan: bye losers
changbin, felix and seungmin have left the group chat
hyunjin: guys, on the count of 3, we'll leave bang chan in the group chat alone.
jeongin: good idea
bang chan: i hear you
hyunjin: 1
hyunjin: 2
hyunjin: 3
bang chan has left the group chat
minho: LOSER!
bang chan has entered the group chat
bang chan: i've been pranked D":!
jeongin: guys my butt hurts from the cart
jisung: deal with it
jeongin has left the group chat
hyunjin: are y'all not homed yet
jisung: i am
bang chan: just tuning in into disney channel
bang chan: lightning mcqueen woohoo
minho: let's just imagine bang chan driving and he got into a car crash
bang chan: wow
bang chan: how thoughtful of you 🙄
bang chan has left the group chat
minho: find a friend like minho y'all ✊🏼
jisung: i'm out. i'm going to make supper
jisung: grilled cheese toast, perfect!
hyunjin: i'm salivating 😍
jisung: none for you 🍞🍞🍞🧀🧀🧀🧀🍽
hyunjin: im not jealous!
jisung has left the group chat
minho: eating supper at 2am, how nice.
hyunjin: right
minho: i'll call it a night now. goodnight, hyunjin. i love you
hyunjin: goodnight minho. i love you too
minho has left the group chat
hyunjin has left the group chat