jisung, woojin and hyunjin have entered the group chat

hyunjin: hi fam
hyunjin: im craving for pizza

jisung: me everyday

woojin: who's pizza? i only know mac dona's chickey burga

hyunjin: im-
hyunjin: im okay

jeongin, seungmin, bang chan and changbin have entered the group chat

jeongin: i love pizza!
jeongin: but i hate pineapples on my pizza ew

changbin: pineapples shouldn't be in the pizza in the first place
changbin: if there's pineapples, why aren't there strawberries
changbin: or blueberries
changbin: or kiwis
changbin: like uh why only pineapples? no thanks

seungmin: couldn't agree more.
seungmin: skip on that pines bro

woojin: pineapple on pizza is good dude
woojin: it makes me feel like im eating something healthy because there's pineapples and they're fruits and they have health benefits!

hyunjin: ew woojin
hyunjin: go eat a pineapple bread then

bang chan: wth pineapple bread
bang chan: what kind of combination is that

jisung: i swear this group chat has tons of weird combinations altogether

woojin: eat your fruits people
woojin: eat pineapples

hyunjin: like you dip bread into a pineapple juice.
hyunjin: oooooo sounds like something i would do in hawaii
hyunjin: and LAST WARNING
hyunjin: pineapples don't belong ON THE PIZZA
hyunjin: SHUSH OR I REMOVE YOU JUST LIKE HOW I REMOVE PINEAPPLES ON MY PIZZA

woojin: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZAS IS GOOD
woojin: JUICY AND SWEET AND DELICIOUS AND HEALTHY
woojin: FIGHT ME

hyunjin: /deletes/

hyunjin has removed woojin from the group chat

hyunjin: sorry people
hyunjin: no woojin for the day

seungmin: dear woojin,
seungmin: you will not be missed
seungmin: sincerely, everyone

minho and felix have entered the group chat

felix: sorry new here
felix: what's this
felix: and
felix: who kicked woojin smh
felix: HYUNJIN WHY
felix: CAN MY LESSONS FOR ONCE CONDUCT PEACEFULLY
felix: WITH FULL ATTENDANCE PLS

bang chan: this is not a school m8
bang chan: shoooo

felix: boy i need to teach you some manners
felix: BEE GRACE SCIOUS PLIS

bang chan: me no understand what u toking

felix: gou to skul

bang chan: what is skul

minho: shush you humans
minho: stop talking in alien lanuage
minho: talk english

hyunjin: no regrets removing someone who likes fruits on his pizza

changbin: right,
changbin: he's as disgusting as those pineapples

jeongin: oh oh
jeongin: they're talking about my favourite cartoon,
jeongin: spongebob squarepants!

seungmin: i thought you like dora the explora
seungmin: aw she must be sad..

jeongin: no she's stupid
jeongin: she'll be like:
jeongin: "where's the love?"
jeongin: "where?!"
jeongin: "i can't see it!"
jeongin: like duh you can't see love, girl.

changbin: PREACH

minho: JEONGIN SPEAKING THOSE FACTS

jisung: HAHAHAHAHA
jisung: who lives in a pineapple under the sea

jeongin: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

jisung: absorbent and yellow and porous is he

jeongin: spongebob squarepants!!!!!!

hyunjin: nautical nonsense be something you wish

jeongin: spongebob squarepants!!!!!!!

minho: then drop on the deck and flop like a fish (aka jeongin)

jeongin: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
jeongin: what "aka jeongin"
jeongin: i'm not a fish 😤

jisung:

seungmin: ah cute
seungmin: gg to use this sponge from 'jeongin' brand to clean my dishes soon

bang chan: HAHAHAHA

changbin: and your dishes will be squeaky clean
changbin: and very very shiny ;)

jeongin:

seungmin: already trying, how.

jeongin: >:(

felix: y'all it's so cold today
felix: it's been raining the whole day 😤
felix: i wanted to go jogging in the first place

hyunjin: i hope you trip as you jog
hyunjin: and reborn as a chick

felix: STOP DISRESPECTING ME

felix has added woojin into the group chat
woojin has entered the group chat
hyunjin has removed woojin from the group chat

hyunjin: no woojins.
hyunjin: no no no no
hyunjin: na na na na

bang chan: naega jeil jal naga
bang chan: naega jeil jal naga
bang chan: naega jeil jal naga
bang chan: naega jeil jal naga
bang chan: naega jeil jal naga

seungmin: bam ratatata tatatatata
seungmin: bam ratatata tatatatata
seungmin: bam ratatata tatatatata
seungmin: bam ratatata tatatatata
seungmin: omg so many bambam and rats and tartar sauce

minho: y'all are drunk
minho: literally everyday

jisung: BAMBAM
jisung: RATS
jisung: TARTAR

changbin: bambam eating rats with tartar sauce
changbin: who's up for this challenge

minho: EW

seungmin: EATING
seungmin: RATS
seungmin: WITH TARTAR SAUCE
seungmin: shit my imagination has gone wild

changbin: bij you started it

seungmin: no its hyunjin
seungmin: HYUNJIN

hyunjin: i did not ask y'all to continue the lyrics
hyunjin: blame changbin for the imagination

bang chan: wth
bang chan: DUDE YOURE DISGUSTING

jeongin: i can feel the inner me cringing
jeongin: AND I CAN EVEN IMAGINE IT
jeongin: I CANNOT LOOK AT BAMBAM THE SAME WAY AGAIN

felix has added woojin into the group chat
woojin has entered the group chat

woojin: STOP REMOVING ME HYUNJIN IHY

hyunjin: I DIDNT SAID I LOVE YOU SO...
hyunjin: bye

hyunjin has removed woojin from the group chat

felix: STOP

hyunjin: CONTINUE!

felix: 👺

hyunjin: /blocks felix/

felix: /shoots hyunjin/

hyunjin: /dodge/

felix: I NEED TO CONDUCT MY LESSONS WITH FULL ATTENDANCE
felix: stop making my job difficult

seungmin: "job"
seungmin: an uncertified job ye

hyunjin: OH LESSONS
hyunjin: TEACH WOOJIN ON HOW TO EAT PIZZA WITHOUT PINEAPPLES THEN

felix has added woojin into the group chat
woojin has entered the group chat

woojin: i like pineapples on my pizza-
woojin: it's my opinion f4m
woojin: LET ME LIVE

changbin: you're already living

woojin: really?

changbin: no

woojin: ok i'm glad i'm not

felix: chill everyone

bang chan: it's that time of the moment now
bang chan: quiet students, the class is starting,
bang chan: i'm the class president

jisung: i'm nobody

changbin: i'm the parent

jeongin: i'm your son

changbin: ok i'm now the toilet cleaner
changbin: using the brand, 'jeongin' to clean those dirty toilet bowls
changbin: get em now! good reviews and positive results!
changbin: limited addition. now available at any supermarkets.

jeongin: excuse me
jeongin: please treat me with courtesy

changbin: never ever..
changbin: getting back together ~

jeongin: justin bieber taught me to 'never say never'

felix: and justin bieber taught us to love yourself and others
felix: WHERE ARE YOURS PPL

jisung: stop being dora

felix: dora im
felix: no words.

minho: rofl
minho: and i'm that loner sitting at the back of the class

woojin: and i'm the rebel one who diss the teacher
woojin: felix sucks

felix: respect others if you want to be respected

seungmin: no one respects in this group yo

minho: true. look at all those damn memes
minho: especially bang chan
minho: let's recap.

bang chan: NO

minho: ok as you wish

bang chan: thanks deity

changbin: no problem
changbin: 😌

bang chan: ew you'll never be the deity quit dreaming boy.

changbin: i'm not dreaming, i'm wide awake

felix: i'm leaving

jisung: y'all lets all leave together and leave felix alone again

felix: what are y'all serious..........
felix: i'm just joking!

bang chan, changbin, jisung, jeongin, hyunjin, seungmin, minho and woojin have left the group chat

felix: what is this
felix: ihy 👎🏼
felix: 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👺
felix: but...
felix: daily reminder: if people respect you, respect back
felix: if someone disrespects you, respect them back.
felix: they represent their ideology.
felix: you represent yours. 😄
felix: peace out.

felix has left the group chat