jeongin, minho, seungmin, woojin and hyunjin have entered the group chat

hyunjin: aye
hyunjin: hi friends

minho: who? me?
minho: no,
minho: not your friend.

hyunjin: :<
hyunjin: why you got to be so rude
hyunjin: don't you know im human too ~

seungmin: why you got to be so rude
seungmin: im going to marry her anyway
seungmin: aw that girl must be so blessed if i were to marry her

woojin: you mean bang chan?
woojin: because he's technically a girl

seungmin: e-ew.

jeongin: a beautiful one,
jeongin: that y'all will get mesmerised once you look at her in the eyes
jeongin: that's how powerful chan is

seungmin: e-ew

bang chan has entered the group chat

hyunjin: say hi
hyunjin: because the legend has arrived

minho: pfft what legend
minho: it's 2017

bang chan: thank you thank you
bang chan: i know im beautiful-
bang chan: in fact, always a beauty.
bang chan: but y'all dont have to always brag about it
bang chan: because i get shy easily you know
bang chan: ꈍ .̮ ꈍ

woojin: er go to sleep
woojin: go to sleep

bang chan: the beauty queen does not need her beauty sleep right now at the moment.

hyunjin: omg
hyunjin: i cringe

felix, changbin and jisung have entered the group chat

felix: wot
felix: i almost choke on my orange juice.
felix: "h-her"..

changbin: ikr
changbin: he even used the pronoun meant for a her

seungmin: ew orange juice
seungmin: yuck
seungmin: it taste like kids' medicine

felix: /spits orange juice at you/ fight me

seungmin: i have the rights to speak out my opinion, fight me.

felix: bye

minho: loser^

felix: no bij
felix: "everytime you fall, you get up stronger."

minho: oh
minho: wow
minho: ok sure.

jisung: chan must've gotten used to us calling a 'her' already

bang chan: bruh
bang chan: who wouldn't

hyunjin: right
hyunjin: everyone has been done dirty at least once

felix: it's okay guys..
felix: always remember my lessons
felix: those practices aren't here just for a show, my friend
felix: slowly and surely, those results will start showing if you follow em. ❤

jeongin: aw..
jeongin: the lesson is not even started but im soft already

minho: aren't you soft 24/7

jeongin: :3

minho: /pats head/ （＾ω＾）

woojin: y'all i hate my neighbour's dog

jisung: dogs are cute wdym you hate them

woojin: it's so noisy, it can't stop barking
woojin: even with my earpiece on, i can still hear em backing
woojin: I WANT TO TAKE A NAP SHH DOG PLEASE SH HHH
woojin: let this man rest

jeongin: shh doggies let my woojin rest

woojin: "my woojin"
woojin: since when am i yours m8

jisung: im-

jisung: he's just trying to be friendly
jisung: woojin tsk tsk

jeongin: 😒

minho: ooooomg
minho: woojin begging
minho: rare side of him!

bang chan: hmm
bang chan: won't dogs get tired of baking just like how humans get tired of this world

jeongin: go to sleep then
jeongin: you'll wake up feeling refreshed!

bang chan: nah
bang chan: im tired 26/9

seungmin: wow
seungmin: true doe
seungmin: won't they get thirsty?

jeongin: 26 hours a day, 9 days a week does not exist in my timeline

bang chan: you're too pure

changbin: smh
changbin: since y'all want to know the answers,
changbin: why not become a dog then?

felix: damn
felix: dang
felix: that's my boy

changbin: that way, y'all will get the answers y'all wanted to know the most

seungmin: geez
seungmin: nobody will say you're a mute even if you keep your mouth shut for an entire day

hyunjin: oh i've been shaking
hyunjin: i love it when you go crazy

jisung: you take all my inhibitions
jisung: baby, there's nothing holding me back

woojin: what are y'all doing?

bang chan: ^ omg which century are you living

jeongin: you take me places that tear up my reputation

felix: manipulate my decisions

minho: baby, there's nothing holding me back

woojin: huh
woojin: who took all of your inhibitions? @ jisung
woojin: who tear up your reputation? @ jeongin
woojin: who manipulate your decisions? @ felix
woojin: which babies are holding y'all back? @ seungmin & minho
woojin: y'all are scaring me

jisung: woojin took all of em

jeongin: woojin tear up all of em

felix: woojin manipulate all of em

minho: a baby name woojin is holding me back

hyunjin: HAHAHAHAH
hyunjin: really, woojin. really?

felix: wow
felix: squad goals

woojin: .... ?
woojin: wth

changbin: it's a song you dumbtard

woojin: didn't we said no karaoke session anymore 🔫

hyunjin: i did not acknowledge it though

jisung: ^

minho: ^

jeongin: :> ^^

felix: ^ very unnecessary to make faces.

jeongin: oh shush you made em as well

felix: whoops

woojin: smh im OUT
woojin: /announcement/ WOOJIN OUT

woojin has left the group chat

seungmin: this is not running man dude
seungmin: too much variety shows problem, i swear

jisung: can relate

felix: heyyy
felix: my lesson is not yet conducted!
felix: come back

bang chan: it's okay
bang chan: he has too much love for himself already

minho: more like hatred in his life

jisung: ow don't be savage
jisung: he'll be sad

hyunjin: well
hyunjin: his life is already that sad

jeongin:

hyunjin: o
hyunjin: i'm glad we overtook woody and buzz lightyear's meme
hyunjin: who needs toys' story when you have changbin and i

seungmin: you got a friend in me!

jeongin: :D (◕‿◕✿)

changbin: dude
changbin: i hate it
changbin: i'm so short

bang chan: aren't you always one

changbin: 🙄

jeongin: that's mine emoji!

hyunjin: because the truth is, you are @ changbin
hyunjin: and pfft you made this edit yourself, hello..
hyunjin: you made my head looking like a megamind and i aren't complaining
hyunjin: so appreciate. we're both fair. you're short and i'm disproportionated.

changbin: msjsjssksksjjs

jeongin: HAHAHAHAHA

felix: "make love, not war!" - jeongin 2k17

jeongin: finally i'm quoted!
jeongin: yaay

bang chan: aw,, such a foetus

jeongin: i'm an adolescent wdym foetus 😤

felix: quiet everyone.
felix: onto the next love lesson of 2017,
felix: today's topic: habits.
felix: look in the mirror, that person you're looking at is
felix: precious, beautiful, handsome and deserve to be happy.
felix: tell yourself that everyday and repeat the next day and again.
felix: ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

minho: /starts staring into the mirror/
minho: damn he's handsome..

jisung: ^
jisung: always.

hyunjin: oof since when did felix became so matured
hyunjin: days ago he's still goofing around

felix: because i'm a man
felix: and a man that has the characteristic of everything i've listed earlier :)

changbin: he's maturing y'all
changbin: but i miss your goofy self
changbin: #bringbackgoofyfelix
changbin: make it trend

felix: wow
felix: for the first time you said you missed me

jeongin: #bringbackgoofyfelix
jeongin: im happy
jeongin: because everyone is happy (＝⌒▽⌒＝)

jisung: ^ a qt

seungmin: smh my emoticons
seungmin: it's mine! y'all stealers

hyunjin: i'm probably one of those stealers as well,
hyunjin: because i stole your heart ;)

seungmin: whaat?

minho: woah you're smooth

hyunjin: because there's no friction

felix: i'm screaming

jisung: i'm
jisung: out

jisung has left the group chat

changbin: such a sweet speaker today

hyunjin: because i have an addiction to you. just like how sugar gets you hooked immediately

changbin: i have no comments

felix: i'm shouting

jeongin: wow wow

bang chan: stay in your lane
bang chan: what's with all these sweet talking out of the sudden

hyunjin: because you're too bitter and i'm just trying to neutralise the taste

felix: i'm roaring

bang chan: wth bye you're really high today

hyunjin: because i'm not as low as you

felix: i'm screeching

bang chan has left the group chat

seungmin: i can't with this weird attitude of hyunjin
seungmin: and felix too
seungmin: shouting, screaming, screeching.. you need sleep.
seungmin: i'm leaving

minho: ^^

jeongin: ^^^

changbin: ^^^^

felix: i'm wailing

seungmin, jeongin and minho have left the group chat
hyunjin has left the group chat

felix: i'm crying
felix: why is the senpai alone..

felix has left the group chat