felix and seungmin have entered the group chat

felix: uhm yo guys

seungmin: yolo yolo yolo yo
seungmin: wassup homie

felix: so basically im in this bus
felix: and it's so cold..
felix: im freezing literally

seungmin: because you're cold hearted

felix: hmpmh

changbin, bang chan and jisung have entered the group chat

jisung: can't relate
jisung: im always sweaty
jisung: im always hot

felix: pfft that's not the worst
felix: someone had just farted wtf
felix: and everyone is looking at me

jisung: LOL

felix: and it stinks ew
felix: what did that person eat omg

jisung: you!
jisung: because you stink too

felix: im-

changbin: just admit that you've farted
changbin: and apologise to the commuters
changbin: easy peasy lemon squeezy

felix: BUT IT'S NOT MEE
felix: help, im innocent

bang chan: not as innocent as me hehe

woojin, minho, hyunjin and jeongin have entered the group chat

minho: dude
minho: are you sure you're as innocent as jeongin?

jeongin: woof
jeongin: meow
jeongin: bello

minho: aw
minho: that's innocent

bang chan: yes, sir. @ minho
bang chan: shh jeongin, i know you're not as innocent as you think you are
bang chan: /squint eyes/

jeongin: 😜

minho: innocent?
minho: you claimed that you're legal yesterday
minho: may i ask..
minho: legal- what are you thinking?

hyunjin: ooooo
hyunjin: tell me tell me t-t-tell me

bang chan: for me to know, for you to find out. @ minho
bang chan: HAH!

seungmin: sAVAGE
suengmin: my type of tea.

jeongin: wonder girls!
jeongin: i miss them :(

woojin: i want nobody nobody but you! /clap clap/
woojin: nobody nobody
woojin: nobody nobody
woojin: i want nobody nobody but you!

jisung: i know you want me
jisung: but stop being so desperate

woojin: dude it's a song

jisung: is that your excuse?
jisung: you better think twice
jisung: because it's lame

woojin: w o w
woojin: i didn't know singing a song has become an offense

felix: rofl
felix: cheer up baby! cheer up baby!
felix: cheer up a little more!

woojin: no thanks.

felix: yes thanks.
felix: oooo
felix: why does 'yes thanks' sounds so weird?
felix: but 'no thanks' doesn't?
felix: this absolutely makes no sense
felix: yes sense sounds weird too..
felix: geez, the english world
felix:

changbin: im in my own world
changbin: dark is my aesthetic

jeongin: ye ye
jeongin: but your plushies aren't dark though

changbin: smh
changbin: don't bring my plushies into this
changbin: it have nothing to do with what im talking
changbin: my plushies- they're precious so,
changbin: everyone stay away from my babies!

felix: aw
felix: such a baby
felix: you're a baby as well
felix: thus you belong in the plushy category too

minho: and nobody will buy him

felix: smh i don't mean sell him
felix: but he'll be a rooster plushy!

changbin: can you stop calling me a rooster

felix: never
felix: because roosters are cute
felix: and you are cute

jisung: how is rooster cute

changbin:

bang chan: LOL
bang chan: you done yourself dirty
bang chan: i'm impressed

woojin: im looking forward for more creatures in this group chat
woojin: firstly, seungmin. the second mike wazowski

seungmin: i don't study in monster university bro
seungmin: i'm not the second mike wazowski
seungmin: watch your mouth

woojin: secondly, chan. the princess

bang chan: it's hyunjin's fault

hyunjin: dude you got to thank me for receiving compliments..
hyunjin: and guys hitting you up.
hyunjin: meanwhile, let's just savour the time and enjoy princess chan.
hyunjin:

bang chan:

woojin: thirdly, changbin. the rooster

jeongin: a tasty one.
jeongin: for me to indulge on

minho: for me to luxuriate in

seungmin: i want my rooster roasted and crispy

woojin: who else wants to be on this list?
woojin: sign up now! while stock last.

changbin: animal abuse
changbin: ihy

felix: i want you

changbin: i hate you

felix: i want you

jeongin: /sips coke/

changbin: i'm leaving

felix: nooo
felix: stay a little longer!

changbin: i'm tired..

jisung: he's always tired
jisung: does this guy even sleep

hyunjin: because he's waiting for felix to say
hyunjin: "sleep on me"

changbin: nO

felix: aw

bang chan: rofl
bang chan: why sleep on a bed of shit when you can sleep on a princess?
bang chan: every prince's dream :")

changbin: oh that prince might be blind then

changbin has left the group chat

bang chan: ...
bang chan: i'm not that bad looking though
bang chan: 3ggered . . .

felix: yikes
felix: having goosebumps

woojin: you? princess?
woojin: all this time i thought you're a witch

bang chan: you just said "secondly, chan. the princess."
bang chan: wdym a witch dude

woojin: oh i did?
woojin: i don't remember

bang chan: how even
bang chan: it's only been like one minute

woojin: i don't want to waste my memory capacity for you

bang chan: .. wow
bang chan: 3ggered . . .

jeongin: i may be a prince
jeongin: but a prince that will not love a princess like you

minho: ohhhh damn
minho: play fire with fire

jisung: i love this moment of jeongin
jisung: he's tiny...
jisung: but mighty

jeongin: :D

bang chan: so...
bang chan: 3ggered . . .

bang chan has left the group chat

felix: homework update: still 30 more essays to go

seungmin: go and do your essays omg
seungmin: why are you so lazy

felix: i'm not lazy, i'm just highly motivated to do nothing
felix: my rule: can't reach it, don't need it.

seungmin: bad example..
seungmin: don't be felix
seungmin: instead, be like me,
seungmin: who pays attention in class and does his homework.
seungmin: especially rn

seungmin has left the group chat

felix: be like felix

jisung: lmao
jisung: we always have that one person in class-
jisung: one who's lazy and another hardworking.

minho: i'm already felix

jisung: me^

hyunjin: hmm
hyunjin: where's the self-love inspo felix i know

felix: aw he's here-
felix: you are capable of amazing things
felix: and it's not selfish to love yourself,
felix: take care of yourself,
felix: and to make your happiness a priority
felix: it's necessary.

jeongin: :""")
jeongin: i love myself.
jeongin: i'm cute!
jeongin: self praise is a praise from now on!

hyunjin: i love words from felix
hyunjin: now i can brag how good-looking i am

minho: revolting human..

hyunjin: 😤😤😤

woojin: very sagacious enough of you to conduct self-love lessons
woojin: where to get that self confidence- ask felix.

felix: because i love all of you.

jisung: wow you're unexpectedly soft today
jisung: i'm touched.
jisung: brb crying

jisung has left the group chat

hyunjin: i'm going to admire myself in the mirror now. bye humans

hyunjin has left the group chat

minho: cheesy.

felix: i taught my kohai well
felix: but it's time for senpai to burn his 30 essay into ashes.

jeongin: BURN TO ASHES
jeongin: if i said this isn't me it means i'm lying
jeongin: thanks for this idea
jeongin: i'm going to burn my school into ashes as well. rn.

minho: when you thought you taught your kohai well....

jeongin and felix have left the group chat

minho: whooop i'm gg to charge my phone rn
minho: 1% ew

woojin: you're as useless as your phone with 1% remaining battery life.

minho: s m h
minho: dat disc-rest-pack

minho has left the group chat
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