felix and seungmin have entered the group chat
felix: uhm yo guys
seungmin: yolo yolo yolo yo
seungmin: wassup homie
felix: so basically im in this bus
felix: and it's so cold..
felix: im freezing literally
seungmin: because you're cold hearted
felix: hmpmh
changbin, bang chan and jisung have entered the group chat
jisung: can't relate
jisung: im always sweaty
jisung: im always hot
felix: pfft that's not the worst
felix: someone had just farted wtf
felix: and everyone is looking at me
jisung: LOL
felix: and it stinks ew
felix: what did that person eat omg
jisung: you!
jisung: because you stink too
felix: im-
changbin: just admit that you've farted
changbin: and apologise to the commuters
changbin: easy peasy lemon squeezy
felix: BUT IT'S NOT MEE
felix: help, im innocent
bang chan: not as innocent as me hehe
woojin, minho, hyunjin and jeongin have entered the group chat
minho: dude
minho: are you sure you're as innocent as jeongin?
jeongin: woof
jeongin: meow
jeongin: bello
minho: aw
minho: that's innocent
bang chan: yes, sir. @ minho
bang chan: shh jeongin, i know you're not as innocent as you think you are
bang chan: /squint eyes/
jeongin: 😜
minho: innocent?
minho: you claimed that you're legal yesterday
minho: may i ask..
minho: legal- what are you thinking?
hyunjin: ooooo
hyunjin: tell me tell me t-t-tell me
bang chan: for me to know, for you to find out. @ minho
bang chan: HAH!
seungmin: sAVAGE
suengmin: my type of tea.
jeongin: wonder girls!
jeongin: i miss them :(
woojin: i want nobody nobody but you! /clap clap/
woojin: nobody nobody
woojin: nobody nobody
woojin: i want nobody nobody but you!
jisung: i know you want me
jisung: but stop being so desperate
woojin: dude it's a song
jisung: is that your excuse?
jisung: you better think twice
jisung: because it's lame
woojin: w o w
woojin: i didn't know singing a song has become an offense
felix: rofl
felix: cheer up baby! cheer up baby!
felix: cheer up a little more!
woojin: no thanks.
felix: yes thanks.
felix: oooo
felix: why does 'yes thanks' sounds so weird?
felix: but 'no thanks' doesn't?
felix: this absolutely makes no sense
felix: yes sense sounds weird too..
felix: geez, the english world
felix:
changbin: im in my own world
changbin: dark is my aesthetic
jeongin: ye ye
jeongin: but your plushies aren't dark though
changbin: smh
changbin: don't bring my plushies into this
changbin: it have nothing to do with what im talking
changbin: my plushies- they're precious so,
changbin: everyone stay away from my babies!
felix: aw
felix: such a baby
felix: you're a baby as well
felix: thus you belong in the plushy category too
minho: and nobody will buy him
felix: smh i don't mean sell him
felix: but he'll be a rooster plushy!
changbin: can you stop calling me a rooster
felix: never
felix: because roosters are cute
felix: and you are cute
jisung: how is rooster cute
changbin:
bang chan: LOL
bang chan: you done yourself dirty
bang chan: i'm impressed
woojin: im looking forward for more creatures in this group chat
woojin: firstly, seungmin. the second mike wazowski
seungmin: i don't study in monster university bro
seungmin: i'm not the second mike wazowski
seungmin: watch your mouth
woojin: secondly, chan. the princess
bang chan: it's hyunjin's fault
hyunjin: dude you got to thank me for receiving compliments..
hyunjin: and guys hitting you up.
hyunjin: meanwhile, let's just savour the time and enjoy princess chan.
hyunjin:
bang chan:
woojin: thirdly, changbin. the rooster
jeongin: a tasty one.
jeongin: for me to indulge on
minho: for me to luxuriate in
seungmin: i want my rooster roasted and crispy
woojin: who else wants to be on this list?
woojin: sign up now! while stock last.
changbin: animal abuse
changbin: ihy
felix: i want you
changbin: i hate you
felix: i want you
jeongin: /sips coke/
changbin: i'm leaving
felix: nooo
felix: stay a little longer!
changbin: i'm tired..
jisung: he's always tired
jisung: does this guy even sleep
hyunjin: because he's waiting for felix to say
hyunjin: "sleep on me"
changbin: nO
felix: aw
bang chan: rofl
bang chan: why sleep on a bed of shit when you can sleep on a princess?
bang chan: every prince's dream :")
changbin: oh that prince might be blind then
changbin has left the group chat
bang chan: ...
bang chan: i'm not that bad looking though
bang chan: 3ggered . . .
felix: yikes
felix: having goosebumps
woojin: you? princess?
woojin: all this time i thought you're a witch
bang chan: you just said "secondly, chan. the princess."
bang chan: wdym a witch dude
woojin: oh i did?
woojin: i don't remember
bang chan: how even
bang chan: it's only been like one minute
woojin: i don't want to waste my memory capacity for you
bang chan: .. wow
bang chan: 3ggered . . .
jeongin: i may be a prince
jeongin: but a prince that will not love a princess like you
minho: ohhhh damn
minho: play fire with fire
jisung: i love this moment of jeongin
jisung: he's tiny...
jisung: but mighty
jeongin: :D
bang chan: so...
bang chan: 3ggered . . .
bang chan has left the group chat
felix: homework update: still 30 more essays to go
seungmin: go and do your essays omg
seungmin: why are you so lazy
felix: i'm not lazy, i'm just highly motivated to do nothing
felix: my rule: can't reach it, don't need it.
seungmin: bad example..
seungmin: don't be felix
seungmin: instead, be like me,
seungmin: who pays attention in class and does his homework.
seungmin: especially rn
seungmin has left the group chat
felix: be like felix
jisung: lmao
jisung: we always have that one person in class-
jisung: one who's lazy and another hardworking.
minho: i'm already felix
jisung: me^
hyunjin: hmm
hyunjin: where's the self-love inspo felix i know
felix: aw he's here-
felix: you are capable of amazing things
felix: and it's not selfish to love yourself,
felix: take care of yourself,
felix: and to make your happiness a priority
felix: it's necessary.
jeongin: :""")
jeongin: i love myself.
jeongin: i'm cute!
jeongin: self praise is a praise from now on!
hyunjin: i love words from felix
hyunjin: now i can brag how good-looking i am
minho: revolting human..
hyunjin: 😤😤😤
woojin: very sagacious enough of you to conduct self-love lessons
woojin: where to get that self confidence- ask felix.
felix: because i love all of you.
jisung: wow you're unexpectedly soft today
jisung: i'm touched.
jisung: brb crying
jisung has left the group chat
hyunjin: i'm going to admire myself in the mirror now. bye humans
hyunjin has left the group chat
minho: cheesy.
felix: i taught my kohai well
felix: but it's time for senpai to burn his 30 essay into ashes.
jeongin: BURN TO ASHES
jeongin: if i said this isn't me it means i'm lying
jeongin: thanks for this idea
jeongin: i'm going to burn my school into ashes as well. rn.
minho: when you thought you taught your kohai well....
jeongin and felix have left the group chat
minho: whooop i'm gg to charge my phone rn
minho: 1% ew
woojin: you're as useless as your phone with 1% remaining battery life.
minho: s m h
minho: dat disc-rest-pack
minho has left the group chat
woojin has left the group chat