felix, seungmin and hyunjin have entered the group chat
felix: hi
felix: girl groups' dances are so hard
seungmin: why are you even dancing in the first place
hyunjin: oh look, a penguin is trying to dance!
seungmin: PENGUIN,,,,,.... OH JISUS
changbin, bang chan and woojin have entered the group chat
felix: why penguin though
hyunjin: because penguins can't dance
hyunjin: with its tiny feet? i don't think so
changbin: even my plushies dance better
changbin: plushies the mvp here!
felix: don't laugh at the penguins! y'all are meanies!
felix:
felix: LOOK
felix: PENGUINS.CAN.DANCE.PEOPLE.IT'S.TWO.THOUSANDS.SEVENTEEN
felix:
felix: shimmy to your left shimmy to your right
seungmin: felix, it's happy feet
felix: and...
hyunjin: and it's fiction
seungmin: so it's fake.
woojin: meanwhile..
woojin: penguins in real life:
woojin: wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle /beats drop/
woojin: credits: bbc channel.
woojin: yo woojin gives credits y'all
bang chan: felix dancing?
bang chan: thursday, december 28 2017, a guy has died in his apartment due to strenuous activities!
bang chan:
hyunjin: eotteohke naega
seungmin: umjigil su eopge
bang chan: nal ooh ahh ooh ahh hage mandeureojwo
felix: WHY ARE Y'ALL SO MEAN
felix: mina is a penguin too
felix: she doesn't deserves this slanders from y'all 👺
jisung, jeongin and minho have entered the group chat
jeongin: hi
jeongin: i just woke up-
jeongin: LET ME SLEEP
bang chan: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, MUTE IT
bang chan: the mute button is always open for you
seungmin: the mute button had been invented since years ago and
seungmin: nobody in this group ever mutes it
woojin: can people stop barging into this group chat and say we're noisy and that they need sleep
woojin: be like woojin, mute whenever you want.
woojin: woojin, your role model in 2018.
seungmin: oh, right... you muted before.
jeongin: no i'm kind. i won't mute
jeongin: i'll rest one eye and then alternate
seungmin: aw
seungmin: KINDER THAN WOOJIN FOR SURE!
jeongin: :D
changbin: w..ow.
changbin: an angel!
hyunjin: hey i'm back.
hyunjin: and it's a fact that penguin couldn't dance. they wiggle.
hyunjin: do you research, punks.
felix: i beg to differ
seungmin: you can disagree but facts remain facts
seungmin: yolo yolo yolo yo yolo yolo yo
hyunjin: tangjinjaem tangjinjaem tangjinjaem
bang chan: yolo yolo yolo yo yolo yolo yo
jeongin: where my money yah
minho: tangjinjaem tangjinjaem tangjinjaem
woojin: hajima
felix: not true! @ seungmin
seungmin: k
hyunjin: k
felix: BOTH OF YOU K-ED ME!
felix: lol k im not hurt
changbin: k
felix: g-gasp
bang chan: felix: i have no fear
bang chan: changbin: k
bang chan: felix: i have one fear
woojin: chan you're so extra
bang chan: but i'm not as extra as your existence!
woojin: fight me i'm ready
bang chan: bang chan: punches woojin
bang chan: woojin: falls
bang chan: bang chan: won!
woojin:
hyunjin: then snap..,
hyunjin: unless you want me to chop you. i'll be glad to do so!
woojin: its only been a few minutes in and i'm already planning my route to leave
woojin: woojin's plan for 2018: leave this group chat
minho: feel free to.
minho: the exit is on the left, as always.
jeongin: /blocks the exit/
woojin: aw
jeongin:
jisung: omg sHHH HH H
jisung: im playing mobile legend
jisung: and y'all are spamming whether penguins dance i'm so
jisung: stfu
changbin: look who's playing now
changbin: bro invite me
jisung: no
jisung: you don't even know how to play
jisung: all you do is get killed 25/8
felix: don't worry scb
felix: i'll invite you to my house
minho: why are you inviting a standard chartered bank into your house
changbin: /blocks deletes unfriend removes mutes ignores felix and minho/
felix: im emo
minho: im happy
changbin: k
felix: can you stop
minho: felix's fear is faced!
bang chan: changlix: found dead in the ditch beside a landfill.
minho: y'all are so boring
minho: what's mobile legend, i only know minho legend
woojin: ew
minho: ew?
minho: don't you know the m in mobile stands for minho
minho: have you been living in the cave
woojin: #triggered 2
minho: fact remains fact - seungmin.
woojin: the last time y'all are this smart was when albert einstein is still alive
seungmin: i did not say you can quote me
seungmin: and that's not a fact
bang chan: um guys
bang chan: i ate a lot of cheese
bang chan: i can even see cows in my dreams
woojin: wth
jisung: in chan's dream- one cow.. two cow.. three cow..
bang chan: cow is a very gentle creature with the ability to provide milk to human beings. seeing it in your dreams indicates your friendly and docile nature. you are not a leader but a follower and obey the commands of others in real life. you remain content following others and do not argue with them. cow in some cultures are considered holy and symbolic of prosperity and fertility.
bang chan: i'm shaking... fertility...
seungmin: oh jisus,
seungmin: bang chan is fertile
bang chan: gasp.. i-i'm fertile..
woojin: smfh
woojin: OUT
hyunjin: one little, two little, three little channies
hyunjin: seven little, eight little, nine little chengbean
changbin: changbin*
felix: what's red bean, i only know cheng bean
changbin: IT'S CHANGBIN
minho: contact saved as "cheng bean" : saved!
changbin has left the group chat
felix: oh no, my bean..!!
hyunjin: ten little peelix babies.
felix: peeeeelix
felix: you make me want to pee rn
woojin: OUT
jeongin: ten little, nine little, eight little seungmean
seungmin: seungmean
seungmin: im so soft how could i be called as mean
seungmin: like just look at me
seungmin:
woojin: why am i still alive
jisung: ^
jeongin: ^
minho: ^
hyunjin: ^
changbin has entered the group chat
changbin: ^
felix: ^ always agreeing to what he said, of course!
changbin has left the group chat
felix: i feel : betrayed
seungmin: 😡
jeongin: seven little, six little, five little minhoes
minho: what the phuck
minho: minhoe can rot, minho can live
jeongin: four little, three little, two little hyoonjeans
hyunjin: cancelledt
jeongin: one little jisus born!
jisung: MVP
jisung: I'M THE MVP HO ES
jisung: y'all can't relate
jisung: and stop calling me jisus didn't we made a deal peelix
minho: jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus
seungmin: jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus
hyunjin: jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus
woojin has left the group chat
jeongin: jisus nugu, i only know jeongsus!
bang chan: jeongsus, more like pegasus
jisung: i quit
jisung has left the group chat
felix: a negative mind will never give you a positive life
seungmin: 👀
felix: don't limit your challenges, challenge your limits
minho:
felix: trust yourself, you know more than you think you do
hyunjin:
jeongin: /yawns/
bang chan: i yawn when you yawned
hyunjin: yawning is contagious
hyunjin: you yawn i yawn everyone yawns
seungmin: yawns
seungmin: contagious- just like seungmin
seungmin: if you look at seungmin's smile , you'll smile and everyone will smiles.
minho: cringe
seungmin: don't be mean
felix: y'all are the one being mean here
felix: can't you see i'm giving motivational quotes
felix: hmpmh >:(
bang chan, seungmin, jeongin, minho, hyunjin have left the group chat
felix:
felix has left the group chat