felix, seungmin and hyunjin have entered the group chat

felix: hi
felix: girl groups' dances are so hard

seungmin: why are you even dancing in the first place

hyunjin: oh look, a penguin is trying to dance!

seungmin: PENGUIN,,,,,.... OH JISUS

changbin, bang chan and woojin have entered the group chat

felix: why penguin though

hyunjin: because penguins can't dance
hyunjin: with its tiny feet? i don't think so

changbin: even my plushies dance better
changbin: plushies the mvp here!

felix: don't laugh at the penguins! y'all are meanies!
felix:

felix: LOOK
felix: PENGUINS.CAN.DANCE.PEOPLE.IT'S.TWO.THOUSANDS.SEVENTEEN
felix:

felix: shimmy to your left shimmy to your right

seungmin: felix, it's happy feet

felix: and...

hyunjin: and it's fiction

seungmin: so it's fake.

woojin: meanwhile..
woojin: penguins in real life:

woojin: wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle /beats drop/
woojin: credits: bbc channel.
woojin: yo woojin gives credits y'all

bang chan: felix dancing?
bang chan: thursday, december 28 2017, a guy has died in his apartment due to strenuous activities!
bang chan:

hyunjin: eotteohke naega

seungmin: umjigil su eopge

bang chan: nal ooh ahh ooh ahh hage mandeureojwo

felix: WHY ARE Y'ALL SO MEAN
felix: mina is a penguin too
felix: she doesn't deserves this slanders from y'all 👺

jisung, jeongin and minho have entered the group chat

jeongin: hi
jeongin: i just woke up-
jeongin: LET ME SLEEP

bang chan: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, MUTE IT
bang chan: the mute button is always open for you

seungmin: the mute button had been invented since years ago and
seungmin: nobody in this group ever mutes it

woojin: can people stop barging into this group chat and say we're noisy and that they need sleep
woojin: be like woojin, mute whenever you want.
woojin: woojin, your role model in 2018.

seungmin: oh, right... you muted before.

jeongin: no i'm kind. i won't mute
jeongin: i'll rest one eye and then alternate

seungmin: aw
seungmin: KINDER THAN WOOJIN FOR SURE!

jeongin: :D

changbin: w..ow.
changbin: an angel!

hyunjin: hey i'm back.
hyunjin: and it's a fact that penguin couldn't dance. they wiggle.
hyunjin: do you research, punks.

felix: i beg to differ

seungmin: you can disagree but facts remain facts
seungmin: yolo yolo yolo yo yolo yolo yo

hyunjin: tangjinjaem tangjinjaem tangjinjaem

bang chan: yolo yolo yolo yo yolo yolo yo

jeongin: where my money yah

minho: tangjinjaem tangjinjaem tangjinjaem

woojin: hajima

felix: not true! @ seungmin

seungmin: k

hyunjin: k

felix: BOTH OF YOU K-ED ME!
felix: lol k im not hurt

changbin: k

felix: g-gasp

bang chan: felix: i have no fear
bang chan: changbin: k
bang chan: felix: i have one fear

woojin: chan you're so extra

bang chan: but i'm not as extra as your existence!

woojin: fight me i'm ready

bang chan: bang chan: punches woojin
bang chan: woojin: falls
bang chan: bang chan: won!

woojin:

hyunjin: then snap..,
hyunjin: unless you want me to chop you. i'll be glad to do so!

woojin: its only been a few minutes in and i'm already planning my route to leave
woojin: woojin's plan for 2018: leave this group chat

minho: feel free to.
minho: the exit is on the left, as always.

jeongin: /blocks the exit/

woojin: aw

jeongin:

jisung: omg sHHH HH H
jisung: im playing mobile legend
jisung: and y'all are spamming whether penguins dance i'm so
jisung: stfu

changbin: look who's playing now
changbin: bro invite me

jisung: no
jisung: you don't even know how to play
jisung: all you do is get killed 25/8

felix: don't worry scb
felix: i'll invite you to my house

minho: why are you inviting a standard chartered bank into your house

changbin: /blocks deletes unfriend removes mutes ignores felix and minho/

felix: im emo

minho: im happy

changbin: k

felix: can you stop

minho: felix's fear is faced!

bang chan: changlix: found dead in the ditch beside a landfill.

minho: y'all are so boring
minho: what's mobile legend, i only know minho legend

woojin: ew

minho: ew?
minho: don't you know the m in mobile stands for minho
minho: have you been living in the cave

woojin: #triggered 2

minho: fact remains fact - seungmin.

woojin: the last time y'all are this smart was when albert einstein is still alive

seungmin: i did not say you can quote me
seungmin: and that's not a fact

bang chan: um guys
bang chan: i ate a lot of cheese
bang chan: i can even see cows in my dreams

woojin: wth

jisung: in chan's dream- one cow.. two cow.. three cow..

bang chan: cow is a very gentle creature with the ability to provide milk to human beings. seeing it in your dreams indicates your friendly and docile nature. you are not a leader but a follower and obey the commands of others in real life. you remain content following others and do not argue with them. cow in some cultures are considered holy and symbolic of prosperity and fertility.
bang chan: i'm shaking... fertility...

seungmin: oh jisus,
seungmin: bang chan is fertile

bang chan: gasp.. i-i'm fertile..

woojin: smfh
woojin: OUT

hyunjin: one little, two little, three little channies
hyunjin: seven little, eight little, nine little chengbean

changbin: changbin*

felix: what's red bean, i only know cheng bean

changbin: IT'S CHANGBIN

minho: contact saved as "cheng bean" : saved!

changbin has left the group chat

felix: oh no, my bean..!!

hyunjin: ten little peelix babies.

felix: peeeeelix
felix: you make me want to pee rn

woojin: OUT

jeongin: ten little, nine little, eight little seungmean

seungmin: seungmean
seungmin: im so soft how could i be called as mean
seungmin: like just look at me
seungmin:

woojin: why am i still alive

jisung: ^

jeongin: ^

minho: ^

hyunjin: ^

changbin has entered the group chat

changbin: ^

felix: ^ always agreeing to what he said, of course!

changbin has left the group chat

felix: i feel : betrayed

seungmin: 😡

jeongin: seven little, six little, five little minhoes

minho: what the phuck
minho: minhoe can rot, minho can live

jeongin: four little, three little, two little hyoonjeans

hyunjin: cancelledt

jeongin: one little jisus born!

jisung: MVP
jisung: I'M THE MVP HO ES
jisung: y'all can't relate
jisung: and stop calling me jisus didn't we made a deal peelix

minho: jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus

seungmin: jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus

hyunjin: jisus jisus jisus jisus jisus

woojin has left the group chat

jeongin: jisus nugu, i only know jeongsus!

bang chan: jeongsus, more like pegasus

jisung: i quit

jisung has left the group chat

felix: a negative mind will never give you a positive life

seungmin: 👀

felix: don't limit your challenges, challenge your limits

minho:

felix: trust yourself, you know more than you think you do

hyunjin:

jeongin: /yawns/

bang chan: i yawn when you yawned

hyunjin: yawning is contagious
hyunjin: you yawn i yawn everyone yawns

seungmin: yawns
seungmin: contagious- just like seungmin
seungmin: if you look at seungmin's smile , you'll smile and everyone will smiles.

minho: cringe

seungmin: don't be mean

felix: y'all are the one being mean here
felix: can't you see i'm giving motivational quotes
felix: hmpmh >:(

bang chan, seungmin, jeongin, minho, hyunjin have left the group chat

felix:

felix has left the group chat