woojin and minho have entered the group chat
minho: boring boring,
minho: my life is boring
woojin: same here.
minho: my break has started 2 months ago,
minho: and all i do is procrastinate, procrastinate and procrastinate.
minho: felix, burn my essays as well please
woojin: burn my life
woojin: tired of being alive
felix, changbin, seungmin and bang chan have entered the group chat
felix: sure
felix: i have lots of matches and fireworks at home
changbin: wot did chu say
seungmin: fireworks- wth
seungmin: that's illegal
felix: who cares. i'm born as a rebel
changbin: he got them in advance just in case he's going to blast
felix: blast to where?
felix: your room?
seungmin: nah, he's going to fire em into your ass for not liking chocolates
felix: /gasp intensively/
felix: that's so true. LOVE CHOCOLATES
felix: CHOCOLATE RULES.
changbin: my room does not exist
felix: /squint eyes/ really?
changbin: i don't lie
changbin: it does not exist, just like my existence
seungmin: oh SURE, you don't lie.
seungmin: note my sarcasm
changbin: your life is my sarcasm
felix: but you're already lying to yourself that you does not love felix what are you saying, my boy
woojin: stop, i'm not sailing this changlix ship, just saying.
seungmin: don't be bitter, they'll get sad
felix: oh we won't, other people's opinion doesn't matter to us. you do you. we do we.
felix: why should we care anyways pfft, i'm perfect, he's perfect. both of us are perfect
seungmin: so cliche
woojin: and cringy
seungmin: and the next moment:
seungmin: MOMMY, SEUNGMIN AND WOOJIN ARE BULLYING ME!
woojin: or..
woojin: CHANGBIN, SEUNGMIN AND WOOJIN ARE BULLYING ME!
changbin: or..
changbin: WHY NOT BE A MAN AND PROTECT YOURSELF
felix: i don't need a man, i need a changbin
changbin: changbin is not a consonant
felix: but you're a noun
changbin: don't speak english to me
felix: but you're replying in english
changbin: ni hao
minho: sigh
minho: make my essays non-existence as well please
minho: i hate schools so much i'm so salty today
minho: they say playing with fire is dangerous, but i wanna play w it rn..
minho: to burn this school hmph grrrrrr ⚰️⚰️⚰️👎🏼
bang chan, hyunjin, jeongin and jisung have entered the group chat
jeongin: don't even mention about it
jeongin: i'm still in sophomore year ew
jisung: a fetus
bang chan: i'm an alumnus
bang chan: i have no school hah!
bang chan: i'm so freee, so freeee
bang chan: like the birds in the sky
woojin: you forgot about me
bang chan: right, and woojin.
woojin: y'all better listen to your seniors
jisung:
minho: oml it's so sudden im-
minho: history repeats itself
bang chan: WHAT'S WITH THE CAPTIONS
bang chan: DUDE DELETE THAT
felix: MA AI HII MA AI HUU MA AI HOO MA AI HAA HAAA HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
jisung: I WONT DELETE IT
jisung: once a bird, forever a bird. unless you died.
woojin: HAHAH
bang chan: CAN YOU NOT
jisung: CAN I CAN
jisung: yes of course i can. 😘
bang chan: i swear i'm chill
minho: because you're not hot enough
bang chan:
hyunjin: HAHAHHAAH
hyunjin: "seniors"?
hyunjin: do you mean "senior citizens?"
hyunjin: because there's 2 here though. are you one of em?
bang chan: i'm so sksjsjsksjsjsjsjsjsjjssjsjaksjshuwjshwjjs ⚰️
bang chan: please treat me with courtesy just like how i treat you
bang chan: don't treat me like bulls' shits.
jisung: we're treating you as humans.
bang chan: you better be
jisung: you worse be
felix: know your words before you talk
jisung: don't be a word police
bang chan: i'm going to blast soon
felix: oh. here, have my fireworks.
felix: whenever you're ready. 😉
bang chan: /is annoyed/
seungmin: "senior citizens"-
seungmin: old kim woojin had a farm,
seungmin: E I E I O
seungmin: and on his farm he had a cow, E I E I O
seungmin: with a "moo moo" here and a "moo moo" there
seungmin: here a "moo'" there a "moo"
seungmin: everywhere a "moo moo"
jeongin: omg CUTE
jeongin: MY NATIONAL ANTHEM
jisung: moo moo moo moo mooo moo
jeongin: you're that cow in woojin's farm
jisung: i produce milk
minho: WHAAAAT
felix: OLD KIM WOOJIN HAD A FARM YEEEEHAW
changbin: that slogan is only used for cowboys, idiot.
felix: 😱😨
felix: 💩💩💩💩
changbin: tsk
woojin: i swear if you "moo" one more time, i won't forget to slit your throat
seungmin: mo- eow
seungmin: 🙊
woojin: 👺🔪
hyunjin: and then...
hyunjin: old bang chan chan had a farm, E I E I O
hyunjin: and on his farm he had a pig, E I E I O
hyunjin: with a "snort" here and a "snort" there
hyunjin: here a "snort" there a "snort"
hyunjin: everywhere a "snort-snort" 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
bang chan: old "BANG CHAN CHAN"
bang chan: WHAT'S BANG CHAN CHAN
changbin: if chan's a pig, he'll be on my dinner plate right now
bang chan: YOU'RE EVIL
changbin: changbin meets evil.
changbin: evil meets changbin.
changbin: evil is evil
changbin: but so does changbin.
bang chan: 😤
bang chan has left the group chat
minho: triggered^
felix: a poet
felix: my favourite poet of the year
minho: the second shakespeare
changbin: thank you thank you,
changbin: my nasty fans..
jeongin: someone remove changlix. let it sink and never be remembered again.
changbin: same here.
changbin: i want changlix to be forgotten asap
woojin: everybody's christmas' wish
jisung: and the best christmas' gift
felix: ...
felix: don't be so rude, children. i need to modify y'all into a better person
jeongin: i'm already a better person than the person i was yesterday
jisung: that savage comeback though..
jisung: i love it
jeongin: of course, what's jeongin without savage lines
felix: grrr
hyunjin: i broke my own mac dona's records guys
hyunjin: 2 mc double spicy in one seating
hyunjin: didn't had any water!
hyunjin: i survived!
minho: i'm surprised you're still alive
minho: i thought you were dead
hyunjin: is that a curse or a compliment
minho: it depends on which perspective you want to lean on 🌛
jeongin: omg
jeongin: truly a legend
hyunjin: 😌
jisung: damn
jisung: teach me senpai
hyunjin: oh honey, it's easy.
hyunjin: only a person like you who has zero spice tolerance obviously couldn't finish em.
hyunjin: that sucks.
jisung: geez
jisung: i'm only being modest, unlike you. so conceited just because you ate 2 double mcspicy.
hyunjin: i'm not yikes
felix: excuse me, jisung kohai.
felix: i'm your senpai here
jisung: sorry i dont know a felix
felix: he's your sensei
woojin: you aren't senpai or sensei here, you baka
felix: BAKA
felix: SOMEONE CALLED ME A BAKA !!!!!!
seungmin: wow..
seungmin: shall perform gastroenterology on you to see if there's a hole in your digestive tract
hyunjin: don't speak doctor language to me
hyunjin: call me the "spicy master"
changbin: "shitty master"? no problem, son.
felix: ^ i support!
felix: forever #1 changbin's supporter
seungmin: forever #1 seungmin's supporter
seungmin: saranghae seungmin!
seungmin: no i'm not a koreaboo don't @ me i warn you
seungmin: i get petty real fast and i'll bite you if you do
hyunjin: ew you disgusting
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
minho: um
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
minho: god please ask this child to stop
minho: IM TRYING TO SEND MY ESSAYS TO SPACE W FELIX'S FIREWORK
felix: o-
felix: aloha!
felix: tell the extraterrestrials i said hi
minho: they said get lose
hyunjin: koreaboo
woojin: eh.
woojin: QUIET
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
seungmin: don't bully seungmin
hyunjin: koreaboo
seungmin: 3
seungmin: 2
seungmin: 1
seungmin: say bye
woojin and seungmin have left the group chat
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo boo boo peek peek a peek a boo
hyunjin: peek peek a peek a boo
jeongin: is it rude that i snorted.
jisung: nobody can take his humour i'm flopping
minho: oh dear, jisung, you're always flopping as usual.
minho: go see a doc
hyunjin: because they do not have a sense of humour
hyunjin: they're hella dry af
felix: i'll make it wet 💦💦
felix: it's my talent
jeongin: stop, you're under arrest for sexual harassment ✋🏼
jisung: HAHAHAHHA
felix: eh-
hyunjin: I CHOKED
minho: omg
changbin: minho, can you do jeongin a favour?
changbin: send him to the space as well.
jeongin: why not you migrate to the pluto
jeongin: it's dark and cold- just like you.
felix: why not migrate to my heart instead
changbin: er no thanks.
jisung: base on my research,
jisung: "pluto is a cold dark dwarf planet in which the sun appears as only a bright star in the sky."
jisung: y'all- princess chan and the seven dwarfs are happening..
hyunjin: wow a future scientist
hyunjin: there, there- people who wished to be non existence- stay in pluto. nobody will notice you.
minho: ^ true.
changbin: omg princess chan? nah he's a senior, remember?
changbin: so, an old princess after all.
bang chan has entered the group chat
bang chan: i smiled when i saw "princess chan"
bang chan: but "an old princess" spoiled the mood
bang chan: UNSTANNING
bang chan has left the group chat
changbin: why would you stan me in the first place
felix: stan felix because..
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
hyunjin: why are you copying me
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
minho: children, don't fight
minho: children, don't spam
felix: it's the truth
felix: it's the truth
changbin: it's a lie
felix: it's the truth
changbin: it's a lie
felix: it's the truth
changbin: it's a lie
minho: can y'all sHH
minho: i sound like a mom today, honestly
felix: it's the truth
changbin: it's a lie
felix: it's the truth
changbin: it's a lie
felix: it's the truth
minho: i wish y'all are born without fingers.
felix: it's the truth
changbin: it's a lie
changbin: it's a lie
felix: it's the truth
felix: it's the truth
changbin: it's a lie
felix: it's the truth smh
felix: OI CHANGBIN
changbin: OI FELIX
hyunjin: OI CHANGLIX
hyunjin: where's your originality
jisung: it's 2017
jisung: does originality still exist even
changbin: ^
felix: ^
hyunjin: IS MAD
hyunjin has left the group chat
jisung: ^ on his way to get the 3rd mcspicy
jisung: he's going to burn a hole in his stomach before he knows it.
jeongin: before he burnt a hole in his stomach,
jeongin: i guess my eyes will be the first to get burn- "felix is handsome. it's the truth."
jisung: true
changbin: ^
minho: ^
jeongin, jisung, changbin and minho have left the group chat
felix: why am i always alone pfft
felix: ok nvm alone is good
felix: trust no one at the end of the day,
felix: trust yourself.
felix: and changlix 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👌🏼
felix has left the the group chat
changbin has entered the group chat
changbin: 👺⚰️🔪🔫
changbin has left the group chat