woojin and minho have entered the group chat

minho: boring boring,
minho: my life is boring

woojin: same here.

minho: my break has started 2 months ago,
minho: and all i do is procrastinate, procrastinate and procrastinate.
minho: felix, burn my essays as well please

woojin: burn my life
woojin: tired of being alive

felix, changbin, seungmin and bang chan have entered the group chat

felix: sure
felix: i have lots of matches and fireworks at home

changbin: wot did chu say

seungmin: fireworks- wth
seungmin: that's illegal

felix: who cares. i'm born as a rebel

changbin: he got them in advance just in case he's going to blast

felix: blast to where?
felix: your room?

seungmin: nah, he's going to fire em into your ass for not liking chocolates

felix: /gasp intensively/
felix: that's so true. LOVE CHOCOLATES
felix: CHOCOLATE RULES.

changbin: my room does not exist

felix: /squint eyes/ really?

changbin: i don't lie
changbin: it does not exist, just like my existence

seungmin: oh SURE, you don't lie.
seungmin: note my sarcasm

changbin: your life is my sarcasm

felix: but you're already lying to yourself that you does not love felix what are you saying, my boy

woojin: stop, i'm not sailing this changlix ship, just saying.

seungmin: don't be bitter, they'll get sad

felix: oh we won't, other people's opinion doesn't matter to us. you do you. we do we.
felix: why should we care anyways pfft, i'm perfect, he's perfect. both of us are perfect

seungmin: so cliche

woojin: and cringy

seungmin: and the next moment:
seungmin: MOMMY, SEUNGMIN AND WOOJIN ARE BULLYING ME!

woojin: or..
woojin: CHANGBIN, SEUNGMIN AND WOOJIN ARE BULLYING ME!

changbin: or..
changbin: WHY NOT BE A MAN AND PROTECT YOURSELF

felix: i don't need a man, i need a changbin

changbin: changbin is not a consonant

felix: but you're a noun

changbin: don't speak english to me

felix: but you're replying in english

changbin: ni hao

minho: sigh
minho: make my essays non-existence as well please
minho: i hate schools so much i'm so salty today
minho: they say playing with fire is dangerous, but i wanna play w it rn..
minho: to burn this school hmph grrrrrr ⚰️⚰️⚰️👎🏼

bang chan, hyunjin, jeongin and jisung have entered the group chat

jeongin: don't even mention about it
jeongin: i'm still in sophomore year ew

jisung: a fetus

bang chan: i'm an alumnus
bang chan: i have no school hah!
bang chan: i'm so freee, so freeee
bang chan: like the birds in the sky

woojin: you forgot about me

bang chan: right, and woojin.

woojin: y'all better listen to your seniors

jisung:

minho: oml it's so sudden im-
minho: history repeats itself

bang chan: WHAT'S WITH THE CAPTIONS
bang chan: DUDE DELETE THAT

felix: MA AI HII MA AI HUU MA AI HOO MA AI HAA HAAA HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

jisung: I WONT DELETE IT
jisung: once a bird, forever a bird. unless you died.

woojin: HAHAH

bang chan: CAN YOU NOT

jisung: CAN I CAN
jisung: yes of course i can. 😘

bang chan: i swear i'm chill

minho: because you're not hot enough

bang chan:

hyunjin: HAHAHHAAH
hyunjin: "seniors"?
hyunjin: do you mean "senior citizens?"
hyunjin: because there's 2 here though. are you one of em?

bang chan: i'm so sksjsjsksjsjsjsjsjsjjssjsjaksjshuwjshwjjs ⚰️
bang chan: please treat me with courtesy just like how i treat you
bang chan: don't treat me like bulls' shits.

jisung: we're treating you as humans.

bang chan: you better be

jisung: you worse be

felix: know your words before you talk

jisung: don't be a word police

bang chan: i'm going to blast soon

felix: oh. here, have my fireworks.
felix: whenever you're ready. 😉

bang chan: /is annoyed/

seungmin: "senior citizens"-
seungmin: old kim woojin had a farm,
seungmin: E I E I O
seungmin: and on his farm he had a cow, E I E I O
seungmin: with a "moo moo" here and a "moo moo" there
seungmin: here a "moo'" there a "moo"
seungmin: everywhere a "moo moo"

jeongin: omg CUTE
jeongin: MY NATIONAL ANTHEM

jisung: moo moo moo moo mooo moo

jeongin: you're that cow in woojin's farm

jisung: i produce milk

minho: WHAAAAT

felix: OLD KIM WOOJIN HAD A FARM YEEEEHAW

changbin: that slogan is only used for cowboys, idiot.

felix: 😱😨
felix: 💩💩💩💩

changbin: tsk

woojin: i swear if you "moo" one more time, i won't forget to slit your throat

seungmin: mo- eow
seungmin: 🙊

woojin: 👺🔪

hyunjin: and then...
hyunjin: old bang chan chan had a farm, E I E I O
hyunjin: and on his farm he had a pig, E I E I O
hyunjin: with a "snort" here and a "snort" there
hyunjin: here a "snort" there a "snort"
hyunjin: everywhere a "snort-snort" 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

bang chan: old "BANG CHAN CHAN"
bang chan: WHAT'S BANG CHAN CHAN

changbin: if chan's a pig, he'll be on my dinner plate right now

bang chan: YOU'RE EVIL

changbin: changbin meets evil.
changbin: evil meets changbin.
changbin: evil is evil
changbin: but so does changbin.

bang chan: 😤

bang chan has left the group chat

minho: triggered^

felix: a poet
felix: my favourite poet of the year

minho: the second shakespeare

changbin: thank you thank you,
changbin: my nasty fans..

jeongin: someone remove changlix. let it sink and never be remembered again.

changbin: same here.
changbin: i want changlix to be forgotten asap

woojin: everybody's christmas' wish

jisung: and the best christmas' gift

felix: ...
felix: don't be so rude, children. i need to modify y'all into a better person

jeongin: i'm already a better person than the person i was yesterday

jisung: that savage comeback though..
jisung: i love it

jeongin: of course, what's jeongin without savage lines

felix: grrr

hyunjin: i broke my own mac dona's records guys
hyunjin: 2 mc double spicy in one seating
hyunjin: didn't had any water!
hyunjin: i survived!

minho: i'm surprised you're still alive
minho: i thought you were dead

hyunjin: is that a curse or a compliment

minho: it depends on which perspective you want to lean on 🌛

jeongin: omg
jeongin: truly a legend

hyunjin: 😌

jisung: damn
jisung: teach me senpai

hyunjin: oh honey, it's easy.
hyunjin: only a person like you who has zero spice tolerance obviously couldn't finish em.
hyunjin: that sucks.

jisung: geez
jisung: i'm only being modest, unlike you. so conceited just because you ate 2 double mcspicy.

hyunjin: i'm not yikes

felix: excuse me, jisung kohai.
felix: i'm your senpai here

jisung: sorry i dont know a felix

felix: he's your sensei

woojin: you aren't senpai or sensei here, you baka

felix: BAKA
felix: SOMEONE CALLED ME A BAKA !!!!!!

seungmin: wow..
seungmin: shall perform gastroenterology on you to see if there's a hole in your digestive tract

hyunjin: don't speak doctor language to me
hyunjin: call me the "spicy master"

changbin: "shitty master"? no problem, son.

felix: ^ i support!
felix: forever #1 changbin's supporter

seungmin: forever #1 seungmin's supporter
seungmin: saranghae seungmin!
seungmin: no i'm not a koreaboo don't @ me i warn you
seungmin: i get petty real fast and i'll bite you if you do

hyunjin: ew you disgusting
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo

minho: um

hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo

minho: god please ask this child to stop
minho: IM TRYING TO SEND MY ESSAYS TO SPACE W FELIX'S FIREWORK

felix: o-
felix: aloha!
felix: tell the extraterrestrials i said hi

minho: they said get lose

hyunjin: koreaboo

woojin: eh.
woojin: QUIET

hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo

seungmin: don't bully seungmin

hyunjin: koreaboo

seungmin: 3
seungmin: 2
seungmin: 1
seungmin: say bye

woojin and seungmin have left the group chat

hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo
hyunjin: koreaboo boo boo peek peek a peek a boo
hyunjin: peek peek a peek a boo

jeongin: is it rude that i snorted.

jisung: nobody can take his humour i'm flopping

minho: oh dear, jisung, you're always flopping as usual.
minho: go see a doc

hyunjin: because they do not have a sense of humour
hyunjin: they're hella dry af

felix: i'll make it wet 💦💦
felix: it's my talent

jeongin: stop, you're under arrest for sexual harassment ✋🏼

jisung: HAHAHAHHA

felix: eh-

hyunjin: I CHOKED

minho: omg

changbin: minho, can you do jeongin a favour?
changbin: send him to the space as well.

jeongin: why not you migrate to the pluto
jeongin: it's dark and cold- just like you.

felix: why not migrate to my heart instead

changbin: er no thanks.

jisung: base on my research,
jisung: "pluto is a cold dark dwarf planet in which the sun appears as only a bright star in the sky."
jisung: y'all- princess chan and the seven dwarfs are happening..

hyunjin: wow a future scientist
hyunjin: there, there- people who wished to be non existence- stay in pluto. nobody will notice you.

minho: ^ true.

changbin: omg princess chan? nah he's a senior, remember?
changbin: so, an old princess after all.

bang chan has entered the group chat

bang chan: i smiled when i saw "princess chan"
bang chan: but "an old princess" spoiled the mood
bang chan: UNSTANNING

bang chan has left the group chat

changbin: why would you stan me in the first place

felix: stan felix because..
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome

hyunjin: why are you copying me

felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome
felix: felix is handsome

minho: children, don't fight
minho: children, don't spam

felix: it's the truth
felix: it's the truth

changbin: it's a lie

felix: it's the truth

changbin: it's a lie

felix: it's the truth

changbin: it's a lie

minho: can y'all sHH
minho: i sound like a mom today, honestly

felix: it's the truth

changbin: it's a lie

felix: it's the truth

changbin: it's a lie

felix: it's the truth

minho: i wish y'all are born without fingers.

felix: it's the truth

changbin: it's a lie
changbin: it's a lie

felix: it's the truth
felix: it's the truth

changbin: it's a lie

felix: it's the truth smh
felix: OI CHANGBIN

changbin: OI FELIX

hyunjin: OI CHANGLIX
hyunjin: where's your originality

jisung: it's 2017
jisung: does originality still exist even

changbin: ^

felix: ^

hyunjin: IS MAD

hyunjin has left the group chat

jisung: ^ on his way to get the 3rd mcspicy
jisung: he's going to burn a hole in his stomach before he knows it.

jeongin: before he burnt a hole in his stomach,
jeongin: i guess my eyes will be the first to get burn- "felix is handsome. it's the truth."

jisung: true

changbin: ^

minho: ^

jeongin, jisung, changbin and minho have left the group chat

felix: why am i always alone pfft
felix: ok nvm alone is good
felix: trust no one at the end of the day,
felix: trust yourself.
felix: and changlix 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👌🏼

felix has left the the group chat
changbin has entered the group chat

changbin: 👺⚰️🔪🔫

changbin has left the group chat