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No One's POV:

Kirishima couldn't help but sigh once he finished telling he's friends what had happened on last night's patrol with Katsuki, Mina was looking at Kirishima with a look of disappointment, Denki didn't seem all that bothered, Sero only shook he's head in disappointment while Tetsutetsu and Tamiki were giving each other looks of wonder.

"So... To sum it up, Bakugou was being insensitive again?" Denki questioned with a raised brow.

"Denki!" Mina slightly warned as she hit he's arm.

"Ow! What? I was just asking!" Denki stated as he brought he's hand up to rub where Mina had hit.

"Mina really it's okay, Denki's right he was being insensitive and honestly just overall an asshole" Sero chimed in, whether that was he's actual opinion or he just wanted Mina to stop hitting he's boyfriend we may never know.

"Yeah.. I just don't understand, he wasn't like this in high school" Mina stated with a sigh as she slumped into her seat, it seems ever sense Katsuki got he's own agency he's been even more cocky then he used to be.

Kirishima couldn't help but agree, even sense Katsuki actually became a pro hero he started to become more... Cocky, more arrogant, it's as if some kind of switch was flipped, unfortunately they didn't catch what was happening until they got into a huge argument, after said argument Katsuki left to make he's own agency alone so he could be better then everyone, ever sense then he's always taken jabes at them, it only got worse when Denki was announced as the number one hero.

With a sigh Kirishima crossed he's arms, boy what a rough few years it's been.

"I still don't understand why you guys were friends with him back in high-school, he always seemed to cocky for my taste" Tetsutetsu chimed in, he never saw the charm of him but he guessed he didn't really know him well enough to know.

"Well he wasn't like that back in high-school, sure he was brash and liked to fight but aside from that he was cool! But then again Aizawa made sure to keep him in check back then" Kirishima stated with yet another sigh.

"Speaking of Aizawa, with the amount of times you've sighed I would've thought you kinned him" Mina couldn't help but tease, even though they were on a shitty subject it didn't mean she wasn't gonna tease one of her best friends.

Sero snorted at the comment "Yeah bro, just let your hair go back to it's natural black color and never wash it and bam! A nicer Aizawa" he stated, making everyone else laugh at he's statement.

"Shiiii what do you think Aizawa would think if Kirishima cosplayed him?" Denki questioned with a slight laugh to he's tone.

"Oh god, he'd ether blow a fuse or be so happy he'd pop a blood vessel" Kirishima stated with a found eye roll.

"Or both" Tamiki added shyly.

"Definitely both" Mina stated, everyone else (besides Tetsutetsu) nodded in agreement as they laughed, though they couldn't help but miss their old homeroom teacher.

After they got done laughing Kirishima's phone went off, he gave a noise of confusion as he grabbed he's phone out of he's pocket, the second he saw who it was from he couldn't help but gave a shy smile at the text.

HornyBastard:
Ay darling you busy?

"OoO Eji what's got you smiling like that?" Mina asked as she wiggled her eyebrows.

Bringing he's eyes back up he saw that everyone was looking at him knowingly, he blushed at the sudden attention and at the fact he'd been found out.

"O-Oh it's nothing.." Kirishima stated as he put he's phone back in he's pocket.

"Nothing? Well that nothing certainly has a big effect on you" Denki stated teasingly.

Kirishima couldn't help but blush even more at the statement, dear God what was he gonna say? He still didn't know if Izuku wanted other people to know about their relationship, though he guessed it wouldn't be to bad if he told he's friends he was seeing someone.

"I mean.. Well I kinda started seeing someone" Kirishima finally stated after a long minute.

"What?! And you didn't tell us? Tell me?! Ejiro Kirishima!" Mina screeched angrily as she slammed her hands down on the table and stood up.

"Mina hun don't be so loud, I'm sure it hasn't even been that long that he's been seeing this person" Sero stated as he looked over at Kirishima.

"Fuck yeah, Okay your right, so Kiri how long have you been seeing this person? A week?" Mina questioned with a head tilt.

"Uhhhh... Well funny thing- I-I've been seeing this person for two months... And we're official..." Kirishima stated with a nervous chuckle, now everyone was looking at him with surprise "Erm... Surprise?" He stated as he scratched the back of he's neck.

They looked at him with surprise written all over their faces, The longer the silence went on the more nervous Kirishima got, not only that but half the squad (once they'd knocked themselves outta their shock ofc) looked over at Mina who was now looking down at the table.

"Erm.. Uh Mina?" Denki questioned as he snuck glances at Kirishima, he was getting more and more concerned for he's bros safety the longer Mina stayed quiet.

"Your fucking dead." Mina stated just before she lunged at Kirishima.

Kirishima yelped as he quickly got out of he's seat and scrambled away from Mina, who was yelling as she ran after him, everyone else was quick to try and get Mina to stop trying to kill him, quickly Kirishima ran into the bathroom and locked the door before putting he's body agents it, he slid down the door and onto he's ass with a heavy sigh.

Before he could contemplate what to do he felt he's phone buzz again, and again, and again, oh and again, oh dear he's phone is going off a lot, he took out he's phone and looked at he's notifications, oh shit he forgot to reply to Izuku.

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HornyBastard:
Ay darling you busy?
Ayo did you just leave me on fucking read?
You bastard reply
Bitch-
REPLY YOU WHORE
I will revoke your kiss privileges, fucking answer or istg
I will fuck your dad

RockBottom:
BABE I'M SORRY
BABY
Wait I ain't got a dad- hah

HornyBastard:
Oh same
Wait no- WHY TF DID YOU LEAVE ME ON READ

RockBottom:
I'M SORRY I WAS WITH THE SQUAD AND THEY SAW ME SMILE EN SHIT THEN MINA GOT ALL UPSET WHEN I SAID I HAD KEPT OUT RELATIONSHIP FROM HER SO SHE CHASED ME KDJSIJWISN
I'M SORRYYYYYY

HornyBastard:
Ohhhhhh aight
Wait you told them we were together?

RockBottom:
Well- more or less, I said I was with someone but I didn't specify anything🥺

HornyBastard:
Do not use that emoji so casually I-

RockBottom:
Oop- sorry love :D

HornyBastard:
It's aight, but seriously can I ask my question now?

RockBottom:
Ofc baby go right ahead

HornyBastard:
Cool
Is it possible to live after being stabbed roughly 35 times in the legs and arms?

RockBottom:
..........
Uhm
I don't
Baby you scare me

HornyBastard:
Good.
But chill I'm not gonna actually stab somebody, I just need it for my book and I don't need the FBI after me so I'm asking you

RockBottom:
.....Righttttt
That uh, very rarely will they survive? So usually no??

HornyBastard:
Bet
Also come over tonight

RockBottom:
Babes I got patrol tonight

HornyBastard:
It's about sex

RockBottom:
Actually I'm mistaken no I don't, please continue

HornyBastard:
;)
I'll show you tonight, don't you worry<3

RockBottom:
Your a fucking tease

HornyBastard:
And you love it, anygæ I gotta get back to writing, love you<33333

RockBottom:
You bastard-
Love you<33333333

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Kirishima smiled dreamily at the statement, oh how he couldn't wait for tonight.

Though hopefully he can actually leave the bathroom soon...