"Guys guys guys!my friend thought my bestie saw a hickey on my neck but we were just talking about vampires so she was making sure I wasn't one and they took it out of context help I can't why the hell are they that dirty minded?!"
"Shut the fuck up and write the chapter"
"Come on I need to share my painful and traumatic experiences"
"No one cares about your stupid life nuke"
"Whatever asshole"
"Onto the story already"
"Alright alright geez"

Redson the demon bull prince had recently become friends with the dragon girl and the monkey kid though he'd never admit it he liked hanging around with them he also started the habit of writing in a journal Mei found it once and called it a diary which it wasn't sure he wrote all his thoughts and feelings in the book but it wasn't a diary he'd also started talking to his reflection as if it were a person he thought he could trust himself even though they got into disagreements frequently one day when redson was extremely bored his parents had left and he had finished all his work he had no clue what to do and went to the bathroom and started talking to his reflection

"Hello me what's new today"

"You know the usual being bored as ever when's the last time we met up with the dragon girl"

"We can't hangout with her she's busy house sitting for her parents quite a respectable girl"

"Well then how about......the monkey kid"

"You can't be serious I mean he wouldn't hangout with me and how am I even supposed to contact him"

"Why not write him a letter teleport it to his location and I'm sure he'll arrive in under ten minutes"

"Wait invite him here?!"

"What's wrong with that just have a tea party or something you're good at planning those"

"When I was a kid it's not like I'd be any good at it now it's been years and you know how I get around the noodle boy"

"Come on we are redson after all he should be the one getting nervous"

"You know what you're right about that I'll invite him over and then make him tremble!"

"In fear"

"Oh yes In fear"
Redson happily walked out the bathroom and grabbed a piece of paper writing the invitation for Mk specifically to come over and have a tea party with him redson was proud of himself and teleported it over with his fire magic it wasn't that hard was it just make a letter send it over and make a perfect tea party for a guy you were obsessed with

"Wait what no I'm not obsessed with him!"

Sure you aren't....anyway as I was saying the letter appeared in mks hand he was slightly scared at first but then opened it reading

"Ugh why are there so many words and why are they so small?!"

Mk struggled to read the letter but fingered it was Redsons writing and just decided to go over to the full fortress it's not like he was busy or anything and he was always happy to help out a friend he understood the letter was some sort of invitation it could be fun and it's not like he always got a chance to hangout with Redson especially rare that redson was the one inviting him this time mk arrived and knocked on the door redson eagerly opened it and looked mk up and down before dragging him inside and sitting him down on the chair the table was by a balcony it had sweets and tea set down mk was slightly confused at redsons sudden need to have a tea party

"Hey redson I haven't seen ya in a while"

"Yeah it has been a while busy saving the world?"

"Yep same as always"

"That's good"

"Yeah it is....so um it's rare I get an invitation from you of all people is there something you want cause o don't think you'd call me over for no reason"

"Pure boredom actually"

"Oh really?!"

Mk and redson chatted for a bit it was going great but redson just kept staring at him while he drank his tea listening to mk fawn over the desserts or something monkey kings had done telling redson about all his recent adventures redson was enjoying listening to the noodle delivery boy ramble about what ever he was talking about redson was just enchanted by his sweet voice it was all redson could think about his sweet voice surrounding him he looked a mk imagineng playing with his hair and messing with that zipper on his sweater he bit his lip as mk kept speaking it eventually started to bleed Redson noticed the blood and immediately stood up and ran to the bathroom

"J-Just um excuse me for a second!"

Redson closed the door behind him and saw his reflection his face was extremely red he was about to get a nose bleed his lip was wreaked how much had he been biting it redson stared at his reflection mk sat at the table concerned redson hadn't come back for a while he went over to the bathroom to go and check if he was ok but before he could knock he heard voices but only redsons like he was talking to someone mk noticed he was talking to his reflection

"Oh come on don't give me that look"

"Be real with yourself pure boredom? please you know you wanted more then just to have a small chat and drink tea"

"Mean of course I want more have you seen him"

"You know this is self destructive"

"For the record I'm very aware of that but I can't help just picturing him naked draped over the sofa wearing nothing but that red bandanna then id slowly remove it pulling on the strings then his hair would fall down and fuck just that turns me on I want to grope his chest feeling all those muscles he has from intense training then id give him some new form a training he'd be so confused like he was in a daze and then he'd beg for more-"

"Man i really am going crazy aren't I I never realized how much I needed that beautiful bastard and his sexy body i could just make him spread his legs and pound into him him screaming my name I mean he's here i could just go right out there  mother and father aren't home no Redson control yourself"

"But fuck I'm so hard already"

Redson looked dude could see the bulge in his pants growing his hardened length  throbbing with need redson looked around before taking a deep breath and unzipping his pant grabbing it jerking himself off

"It's not like he'll know fuck that stupid noodle boy getting me all worked up"

Mk just watched the whole thing redson kept moving his hand in a rhythm around his cock softly moaning mk kept blushing hearing his name come out of redsons mouth as he pleaded himself it went noodle boy or noodle brain it was mk redson was moaning for him mk felt like he should stop watching but then it was suddenly over as Redson released the white liquid squirting onto the mirror Redson cleaned himself up and grabbed a towel to wipe the mirror when he saw on the reflection the door was slightly opened his eyes widened before they went back to a blank expression Redson continued wiping the mirror aware of mks presence

"Did you enjoy the show"

Mk froze

"Come on I know you're there"

"I-I didn't see anything I swear!"

"Then why are you so red"

Redson walked over to Mk pulling him into the bathroom and locking the door he grabbed mks chin and forced him to look him in the eyes

"W-well I um"

"Don't lie to me"

"Ok I might have heard almost all of it"

"So you know how badly I need you"

"I-I.....redson I wouldn't mind!"

"Wouldn't mind what"

"I wouldn't mind if you were to you know"

Mk looked away blushing

"You wouldn't mind if I fucked you?"

Mk nodded redson grabbed his waist pulling him closer whispering in mks ear

"Then let's get strarted noodle boy~"

Ahem anyways hope you all enjoyed