Redson had nothing to do he's parents didn't need his help all of his super genus projects were all complete there's nothing at all Redson hadn't had this problem sense he was a toddler his problem was he was bored
He was spinning in his chair wondering what he should do in his new found free time when it hit him the best idea he ever had he looked over at his clock and it was Sunday exactly 10:20
"Perfect!"
Redson in a swirl of flames teleported from his workshop to megapolis specifically on a building close to pigsys noodles but before Redson headed over there he wanted to have fun of course when he means by fun is insulting everyone that walks by and reminding them that they're below him with a really big megaphone of course
"Peasants Of megapolis it is I Redson! In some ways you're all lucky I'm not here to kill you all but to correct your hideous mistakes like for example you over there that hair colour of yours is hideous kill your self preferably by drowning in the ocean so no one can see your hideous pathetic body"
Redson actually thought that body were gross specially when it came to humans getting all there germs everywhere it just wasn't hygienic they always show up everywhere like a curtain little monkey that should have probably been finished working already sense Redson had been screaming at people for the past 10 minutes with there stupid hair cuts and weird fashion trends
But redson was excited to see his new favourite person
"NOODLE BOYYYYY!"
Mk had just returned from a long day of work but redson always loved to stop by and annoy him so mk was some what use to it by now
"Redson! What is it this time have you come to defeat me yet again even though you lose every time"
Mk pulled out his staff and Redson was excited if they were gonna have a battle he didn't consider mks body gross like everyone else he was just different whenever Redson and him would touch it made Redson happy he didn't know why but he knew he liked feeling happy so he'd show up and fight the noodle boy
"Sorry but this time I'll be-"
Redson looked behind mk and he saw the rest of the monkey kid gang ,repulsive. He didn't wanna fight them they were all still gross the only one who knew about Redsons little problem with humans was the dragon girl ever sense the samadhi training but she seemed to forget from time to time but he had to get out of the situation with her help or not
"Yeah you wanna fight redboy!"
"Umm actually never mind I'm not perfect to fight you today I'll win anyway just it's not worth my time"
Redson was hoping she'd pick up what he was trying to put down but unfortunately for Redson she sucked at picking up on social cues
"Hey what you said we were gonna fight like to seconds ago!?"
"Well I changed my mind you peasants just wouldn't understand"
"Yeahh.....sure"
"Anyway before I leave I'd like to say that the noodles you serve are terrible there's no flavour consider changing recipes or careers maybe both take that's noodle boy"
"One that's super rude and two I don't even make the noodles I just work here pigsy make sure them!"
"Oh well I still rest my case"
"WHY YOH LITTLE-!"
"Well umm I don't um like your hair it's red and made of fire which is really cool!
"Wow sooo insulting my feelings are so hurt because you think my hair is cool"
"Well I don't see you coming up with insults"
" Fine then you're house is depressing"
"Doesn't count you said that already"
I was some what hard to make an insult for your favourite person but redson did that all the time but it was never actually something like a feature on the noodle boy
"Well um your eyes are an ugly shade of brown and there too shiny or something?"
"Ayo Redboy why are you paying attention to his eye colour damn"
"Shut up dragon girl looking at someone in the eyes is just manners a perfectly normal thing to show respect or for someone ya care about shows that you're paying attention and care about what they have to say"
"You care about me!"
"What!? No I was-"
"To late care about you to red!"
Mk was pointing little finger guns at Redson cute but Redson didn't need to think about how cute mk was at the moment he needed to stop embarrassing himself another great idea was planted in his head and he shot a ball of fire at the noodle boy to get him to shut up but slipped at when he got up to look at what's he shot at Pigsy and noodles was on fire
"My life's work how could you!!"
Redson got out of there immediately
"My house!"
"We need to fix this like now or you won't have anywhere to live mk?
"Wow thx mei I had no idea wait where's tang wasn't he inside!!"
"Hey guys I think the noodles are burnt" tang takes a bite of the wall"
"You think you free loader!!"
"Toxic strict bitch!"
"Hey can you guys stop fighting like an old married couple for once"
"Old married couple!!"(Pigsy and tang)
"I agree with mei we gotta focus and fix my house"
"Maybe we should ask sandy for help you know to water gun the place"
They all agreed with mei and headed over to Sandy's place
"So why do you need my help?"
"To blast it with you're water gun duh"
"Oh hey that's makes sense"
Going back to Pigsys noodles to put out the fire
"Alright that should do it so why was the shop on fire anyway"
"Well Redson was insulting us and accidentally told us that he cared about me and then in embarrassment light the shop on fire"
"Luckly everything is alright now we can just relax"
"Actually I think I see Redson over in the distance"
"Never mind I'll be back just time to catch that bitch and get my revenge I can't believe he ruined my monkey king mercy!!"
"Ah shit why is he coming right towards me!"
Mk chased Redson for awhile when mk returned he had a full bag of like gold blocks
"Where did you get that!?"
"Well it was kinda weird and you might not believe me but Redson apologized Andy then gave me this to fix/pay for anything that was damaged or destroyed"
"That's weird you sure it was redson!?"
"Yeah hi so flame pattern was the same like his hair you know what i mean"
"Kid what the hell are you talking about"
"Looks like redson isn't the only one who's got eyes for the enemy~"
"Mei I will gouge your eye out if you say that again"
(Foreshadowing season five lol the hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon there light shining a perfective glow upon the world)
"Sorry not my fault your in love~ with Redboy "
"Not love. Analyzing your enemies is important for hero work"
"How many people work for the spider queen then?"
"Umm two?"
"Yep mk buddy you're head over heels in love with Redson no denying it now"
"Shut up mei!"
Mk and mei ran around mei teasing mk and mk chasing her try to get here to shut up meanwhile Redson
"Ahhcoooo...ughh who the hell is talking about me!?"