Catboy: Alright! Are we ready for the episode?
Gecko: Yep! We are!
Lionel: (wags his tail)
Luna Girl: It looks like you're excited...
Gecko: Very excited! Today's episode will be awesome!
Vampirina: Come on guys! Is going to start!
Rex: Yeah! Come on Gecko! The dino-episode is giong to start!
Kevin: Come on!
Gecko:(sits down) This will be awesome!
Lionel: (nods)
Boomstick: Who doesn't like dinosaurs? No one, cause they're awesome?
Gecko: I love dinosaurs!
Sonicboy: Now we get why you will like this episode
Dash: I love dinosaurs too!
Kevin and Rex: Me too!
Wiz: Like, Yoshi, Mario's happy-go lucky steed
Gecko: Yes! I'm a big fan of Yoshi!
Boomstick: And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a killer instinct
Rex: Uh oh... that's a hard opponent for Yoshi
Wiz: l'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find
out who would win... a Death Battle
Yoshi
Wiz: Yoshi is a cheerful and friendly dinosaur who's race happens to be among Bowser's most hated enemies. Why?
Batarina: Because they're happy all the time?
Boomstick: 'Cause they're so God damn happy all the time!
Batarina: I knew it!
Armadylan: Bowser really hates happy people...
Background
Bowser's first nemesis
High, strong jumps
Can resist knock-back
Naturally skilled in basic combat & speed
Constantly followed by incredibly happy music
Wiz: Yoshi is considered one of the fastest characters in the Mario universe and has a higher and stronger jump than Mario. Despite his cute and cheery demeaner, Yoshi's powerful enough to put
down this single-handedly. He's able to keep up with experienced fighters like Solid Snake, Link,
and even previous Death Battle champion, Samus Aran.
Luna Girl: Wow! Yoshi is very strong
Gecko: I know, huh?
Boomstick: And either he doesn't have any ears or he's really freaken' patient, 'cause he somehow put up with that whiny-ass Mario!
Baby Mario: (cries loudly)
Catboy: Ouch! You know that my ears are delicate!
Vampirina: Oh man! I never heard a cry that loud!
Poppy: Nosy doesn't cry too loud?
Vampirina: No!
Violet: Is even louder than Jack-Jack
Boomstick: If it were me, someone would've found him in a dumpster after the first level!
Batarina: Hey! Be nice with the kids!
Sonicboy: Does he has something against the children?
Owlette: I don't know...
Boomstick: Also ,while young Yoshis are dumb enough to run off cliffs, they learn quickly over time, eventually driving go-karts, playing
sports and surviving the greatest death trap ever created: Mario Party!
Catboy: Oh yeah! I played that game, and it really is a death trap
Leopard: Who will create a trap like that?
Gecko and Sonicboy: Bowser!
Yoshi's eggs
Maneuverable Projectiles
Light-Weight
Can carry up to 6 eggs
Different eggs create different effects
Made from the souls of devoured enemies
Wiz: Yoshi has a large arsenal of eggs to use as lightweight projectiles and can even create a giant egg shell to use as an all-encompassing shield
Gecko: Haha! That's one of his best moves!
Boomstick: What is it with creatures from the Mario universe using their babies as weapons? Is it that effective? I'm gonna have to test this out. Maybe some sort of Baby Launcher...
Bridget: No! Don't do it!
Lolo: You don't want to risk a baby's life!
Wiz: Boomstick! That's a terrible idea!
Klonoa: Thanks for saying it!
Wiz: Any time you'd want to reload, you'd have to wait nine months
Klonoa: Oh! Never mind!
Skye: This people are crazy!
Wiz:Anyway, Yoshi's greatest asset is his stomach
Digestive System
Long, stretchy tongue
Can eat almost anything
Can get special abilities or produce eggs
Can trap enemies in eggs
Has Trouble swallowing Koopa shells
Boomstick: Yeah, Yoshi's got a bad eating problem, and devours everything in sight with his long stretchy tongue. He can swallow almost anything, even fire
Armadylan: Wow! How does he do that?
Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. Yoshi has the strangest digestive system I've ever come across. Certain meals can grant him special abilities. Otherwise, after consuming a foe or item, Yoshi...uh...ejects an egg spawned from the subject. The egg may have special properties from said object, or contain the victim within
Popka: That's creepy...
Foxwolf: Very creepy...
Boomstick: Wait, is that how he makes eggs?! Are there any female Yoshis?
Luna Girl: Are they?
Gecko: The only female Yoshi I saw is Birdo...
Wiz: I don't think they're male or female. Yoshis may be asexual.
Kevin: He means... they're both genders?
Poppy: Kind of...
Boomstick: That poor miserable creature
Yoshi: "Oh ho ho, Yoshi got right stuff!"
Bridget:(giggles) He's very funny!
Gecko: I'm sure he will win!
Leopard: What about the other dino?
Catboy: Let's see about him...
Riptor
Wiz: Riptor was genetically engineered by Ultratech to be the perfect combination of human
intelligence and animal brutality
Ladybug: That's very scary...
Bridget: Totally scary!
Background
Height: 7
Weight: 700 lbs.
Genetically Engineered
Designed to be smart& vicious, but backfired
Only 4 years old, so has little combat training
Boomstick: His tools of death are his teeth, claws and impaling tail and he knows how to use them well, puling off insanely bloody combos. And when he's not fighting up close, he can spit a fiery acid!
Batarina: Ew!
Combat
Teeth, claws, & tail
Fiery acid projectile
Rushes opponents w/combos
Wiz: Riptor's only 4 years old and yet, already, he's a nearly unstoppable killing machine
Boomstick: That's one ass kicking toddler!
Sonicboy: He totally is...
Wiz: He has reached a point where his human emotion and reasoning conflict with his predatory instincts, often confusing him to the blind point of rage and aggression
Velociraptor's instinct
Brutal &cunning
First incapacitates victims
Hunted in packs
Stealthy
Alone, they rushed & overpowered opponents
Boomstick: Riptor may look, sound and act like a Velociraptor, but he's really something else entirely. He's twice as big and twice as slow and
I don't think Velociraptors could shoot acid. They were awesome enough without it! with a limited amount of combat training, Riptor relies on his Raptor instincts in a fight. Raptors were pack hunters, preferring to plague their victims
with stealth, speed and secrecy, though they were no pushovers by themselves. On their own, they usually just rush their opponent and overpower them with ultra combos, and if "Jurassic park" has taught us anything, it's that Raptors are clever sons of b******!
Vampirina: Boomstick needs to learn language...
Everest: Yeah...
Wiz: Wow, Boomstick, I didn't know you knew so much about dinosaurs
Catboy: Just like Gecko...
Boomstick: Yeah, I always wanted me a pet Raptor. I was gonna call him Barney after I found out what irony was
Guntz: Just if your pet doesn't eat you at the end...
Killer instinct announcer: Supreme victory!
Riptor feasts on the remains of her prey
Gecko: Man... I hope Yoshi can take him on...
Wiz: Alright the combatants are all set, let end this debate once and for all
Boomstick: It's time for a death battle!
Everyone: Okay!
As the curtains opens, they scene set place in a island the see Yoshi is happily dancing when Riptor emerges from a pipe and roars, scaring Yoshi, who begins cowering
FIGHT!
Riptor begins by attacking Yoshi repeatedly and knocking him back
Announcer: AWESOME COMBO!
Chase: Oh man! Look how Riptor attacks him!
As Riptor advances, Yoshi throws three eggs at her, but these do very little. Yoshi then forces out a
large egg and throws it at Riptor, causing a baby Yoshi to appear.
Baby Yoshi: Yoshi!
Girls: Awww...
Riptor attacks the baby Yoshi and bites its head off.
Girls: (gasp)
Bridget: NO!
Lolo: Oh no!
Ladybug: What?!
Catboy: (hugs Leopard tighter)
Owlette: (hugs Sonicboy tighter)
Gecko and Violet: How heartless!
Yoshi screams and runs off but is stopped by a Koopa Troopa. He eats the Koopa Troopa and spits him at Riptor, who deflects it but Yoshi protects himself with his egg shield. Riptor attacks the shield until it breaks and then proceeds to attack Yoshi some more, only for Yoshi to counter.
Announcer: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Marshall: Again with Riptor's combos?!
Yoshi Ground Pounds Riptor who spits acid at him but Yoshi eats the acid and traps it in an egg.
He then throws the egg at Riptor, covering her face with acid. Riptor roars in pain and tries to attack
Yoshi again but Yoshi eats her and forces her out as a giant egg.
Gecko: Good move Yoshi!
As the egg falls off the cliff which Yoshi is standing next to, Riptor manages to break free, but all too
late. Riptor falls down into a pink car with flame patterns on it with only her legs sticking out.
K.O!
Gecko: Woohoo! He did it!
Bridget and Lolo: Yay!
Catboy: Alright! Good job Yoshi!
Boomstick: NOOO, my car!
Everyone: (laughs)
Wiz: Yoshi couldn't compete with Riptor's tough and brutal visciousness, but his varied arsenal
ultimately produced a winning move
Rocky: And you said it!
Boomstick: Riptor's a friggin' beast in a fist fight but while Yoshi looks all cute and stuff, he's actually a deadly devouring machine, like my ex-wife!
Edgar: He really hates his ex?
Poppy: It looks like it...
Wiz: That raptor mind of Riptor's might be cunning and clever but tooth and claw can only accomplish
so much. Yoshi's bizarre digestive system rebounded the acid spit, blinding Riptor and leaving him vulnerable
Boomstick: Riptor may be smart but Yoshi can drive cars and show me another dinosaur who can do that!
Wiz: Even with a velociraptor's strong sense of hearing and smell, Riptor's confused and vengeful mind wasn't able to process the change of tactics fast enough. Even so, he was already finished
Ryder: That's true...
Boomstick: Even if that conveniently placed cliff hadn't had been there, Riptor would have lost his whole face pretty quick to the acid. He just didn't have the stomach for this dino - mite Dino - Fight
Wiz/everyone: What?
Boomstick: I'm clever!
Vampirina: Sheesh...
Poppy: Not funny...
Wiz: The winner is Yoshi
Gecko: Alright!
Luna Girl: I guess you are happy that the green dino won...
Lionel: (wags his tail)
Owlette: Aww... even Lionel is happy!
Bridget: Yoshi was so cute!
Rex: I guess I have a favorite dino now!
Gecko: I can't wait for the next episode!
Catboy: Then let's watch it...
Vampirina:(thinks while blushing) I hope he wins this battle...
Next episode: Shadow VS Mewtwo