???: Excuse me, I need a seat, please?
Owlette: Nancy! You surprised us!
Nancy: Bonjour everyone! I heard that Rainbow is going to be in TV, so I decided to come
Bree: I also came too
Mickey: Haha! Me and my friends too!
Catboy: Mickey! Is good to see you!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Now you will see how I win against whoever I'm facing with
Sonicboy: We're rooting for you Rainbow!
Rarity: Let's hope Sonic also roots for you
Rainbow Dash: (blushes)
Daisy: Uh... who's Sonic?
Sonicboy: My bro!
Applejack: And someone who Rainbow is-- mmph!
Rainbow Dash:(covers AJ's mouth) No one that I know!
Gecko: She doesn't want to admit it...
Catboy: Nope!
Owlette: No!
Bridget: At least some of us admited their crushes...
Vampirina: Okay! Is going to start!
Wiz: Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations; ranging from G.I Joe to Barbie to Transformers to My Little Pony
Boomstick: *Groaning* Are we really doing this?
Wiz: Yes. Yes we are
Luna Girl: Someone doesn't want to do this battle...
Boomstick: Alright, well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons...
Chase: Oh! Transformers!
Wiz: ...And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies
CMC: Rainbow! Rainbow! Rainbow!
Rainbow Dash: I'm totally going to win this!
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
Ryder: Let's see what your rival is about...
Starscream
BACKGROUND
Height: Approx. 20'
Decepticon Seeker
Air Commander
Graduate of the Cybertron War Academy (seems
even robots have combat schools)
Nicknamed "Silver Snake"
Wiz: Starscream is the air commander of the Decepticon battlefleet
Boomstick: He constantly seeks power and often attempts usurp Megatron's leadership of the Decepticons... with little success
Luna Girl: That sounds pathetic... at least Rainbow is better...
Rainbow Dash: I was thinking the same thing...
Boomstick: He has two forms; giant robot and jet
ROBOT FORM
Humanoid
Can Fly
Cluster Bombs
Missiles
Laser Guns
Null Ray
Wiz: His robot form is primarily meant for ground travel, though, it can fly short distances
Boomstick: This form's weaponry consists of cluster bombs, missiles, machine guns, and his trademark Null Ray, a laser that shuts down anything made of electricity
Poppy: I have to say it... that's stunning...
Rainbow Dash: (gulps)
JET FORM
F-15 Eagle Fighter Jet
Top Speed: 2,100 mph
AIM Homing Missiles
-7F/M Sparrows
-120 AMRAAM Slammers
-9L/M Sidewinders
M61A1 Vulcan Gatling Gun
Wiz: He can transform into a F-15 Eagle, a twin engine, all-weather fighter jet with top speeds reaching mach 2.8, nearly 3 times the speed
Catboy: That's fast...
Rainbow Dash: Is not as fast as I am!
Sonicboy: Or as me, Catboy and my bro are!
Boomstick: In jet form, he can fire three different types of homing missiles ranging from short range Sidewinders to long range slammers, and if those won't do the trick, he's equipped with an M61A1 Vulcan Gatling Gun, that fires 20mm ammo at 6,000 rounds per
minute. Fun fact, it also works great for hunting
Twilight: Woah... interesting...
Wiz: Starscream is a coward and uses cheap tactics, often shooting his opponents in the back
Romeo: I'm sure is an idiot just like the maggot's boyfriend...
Ladybug:(gasps) No digas eso about Rock!
Klonoa: Shh! Romeo!
Wiz: However, his deadliest weapon is arguably his silver tongue
ATTRIBUTES
A Clever Speaker
Transparent Strategist
Arrogant & Stubborn
Cowardly
Uses Cheap Tactics
Wiz: While he's not the strongest Decepticon, he is a clever and deceiving speaker, who can worm his way into favorable positions
Batatina: That's dumb...
Armadylan: I agree...
Wiz: Despite this, he is a terrible strategist, most of his plans instantly go wrong
Romeo: He really is an idiot... just like the maggot's robot lover
Ladybug: Mega Man is not like that!
Klonoa: Shut up already Romeo!
Catboy: Yeah! Stop it!
Romeo: Okay okay... sheesh...
Boomstick: Like when he took over the Decepticons because Megatron had a sore throat
Megatron: *incomprehensible speech at the Autobots*
Starscream: Too bad, he's blown his vocal components! I guess that makes me the new leader!
Catboy: Seriously? Like that?
Gecko:(facepalms) Not cool...
Boomstick: It was short lived
Wiz: And yet his persistence paid off and was eventually crowned leader of the Decepticon Faction
Catboy: Again, like that?!
Owlette: Man...
Rip: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!
The moment Starscream became the leader, a Decepticon, named Galvatron, shows up, transforms into a cannon and fired a powerful purple laser at Starscream... who slowly disintegrated into nothing from his head to his feet. They watched Starscream die
Luna Girl: He deserved that...
Daisy: I agree...
Donald: Stupid robot!
Rainbow Dash:(thinks) Looks like I got this one in the bag!
Wiz: Starscream was king for a whopping 20 seconds, a personal record
Applejack: Such a record he had...
Batarina: He sucks...
SPARK
Indestructible
Can Move on it's Own
Floats
Can Possess & Control Other Machines
Wiz: However, after his death, Starscream discovered that his Spark, or life force, was somehow indestructible
Armadylan: Wait, what?! He's still alive?!
Boomstick: And a good thing too, because since then, he's been dying in nearly episode
Luna Girl: He's still an idiot...
Wiz: His ghostly spark can possess machinery. He has taken over several other transformers, robots
and even a cybernetic schoolgirl while she was using the bathroom
Vampirina:(gasps) He entered to a girls bathroom?!
Poppy: He's crazy!
Bridget: Yikes! I hope he doesn't do that to us!
Girls: (shouting panicked)
Catboy: Okay girls! Calm down!
Girls: (still scared)
Boomstick and Boys: What?!
Wiz: Unfortunately, his poor knowledge of human society led him to forget to pull up the girl's
underwear
Poppy: That's even worse!
Bridget: If only our loves were here to help us if that robot shows up...
Wiz: Making him the laughing stock of the school
Sonicboy: (holds Owlette by the waist)
Gecko: (pulls Luna Girl close to him)
Armadylan: (puts Rip on his lap)
Mickey: (hugs Minnie)
Daisy: (hugs Donald tighter)
Batarina: (gets closer to Guntz)
Fluttershy: (hugs Klonoa)
Ryder: (pulls Katie closer to him)
Rest of the girls (except ponies): (hugging each other)
Catboy: Is good that I'm not a girl...
Skye: And that we don't wear human underwear...
Twilight: Yeah...
Everest: I hope he doen't pull our tails...
Ella: I hope not...
Boomstick: Props you, Japan. I didn't see that one coming
Megaton: You're an idiot Starscream
Luna Girl:(shivering while hugging Gecko) H-He really is...
Catboy: He doesn't convince me...
Girls (except RD): Neither of us!
Boys: Yeah!
Rainbow Dash: I'm sure my info is better than his!
Rainbow Dash
Wiz: Rainbow Dash is a pegasus pony from Equestria, the magical land of ponies
Boomstick: *groans*
Nancy: Does he has something against the ponies?
Poppy: Looks like it...
Catboy: Good that Cameron is not here, because I have to say that the ponies aren't that bad, considering that I'm friends with 6 of them
Leopard: That's right...
BACKGROUND
Height: Approx. 4'
Flight School Drop-out
Weather Manager
Winner of "Best Young Flyer's Competition"
Unnatural Durability
Black Belt in Karate
Batarina: Wait! You are black belt in Karate?!
Rainbow Dash: Yes I am!
Batarina:(gasps) I'm black belt too!
Rainbow Dash: Looks like we are same, Bella!
Wiz: After dropping out of flight school, Rainbow found a job in Ponyville as weather manager
Armadylan: Wow! Awesome!
Rainbow Dash: I know, huh?
Wiz: She's a strong, agile flier with great durability and resilience. She can smash through trees and solid rock and get right back up
Gecko: Wow! You have to teach me how to do it!
Rainbow Dash: I will Gecko!
Wiz: She's also training to become the Wonderbolts, a superb team of fliers who are kinda like the Blue Angels
Owlette: Uh... what are the blue angels?
Kit: They are flying teams doing stunt tricks
Rainbow Dash: Oh! Now I get it!
Boomstick: Except they're ponies
Wiz: She is also a blackbelt in Karate
Boomstick: How does a pony learn Karate, let alone master it?
Rainbow Dash: Sorry, a profesional can't reveal their secrets
Batarina: (giggles)
Twilight: Just if she quite that professional...
Everyone watches Rainbow Dash (wearing a karate outfit) teaching Applebloom. The little yellow pony does a flying kick against the punching bag, but the bag is hard as stone and the filly shakes from the
vibration and falls to the floor
Everyone (except Applebloom): (laughs)
Applebloom:(embarrased) That's not funny...
Rocky: Then you should train harder!
Applebloom: (rolls her eyes while crossing arms)
WEATHER CONTROL
Can Stand on Clouds
Can Manipulate Clouds
Can Force Lightning & Rain From Clouds
Managerial Position Proves Mastery of this Field
Tornado Creation & Control
Wiz: As a pegasus pony, Rainbow can control weather. She can use the clouds in the sky to manipulate lightning strikes or precipitation
Everyone were awed by Dash moving clouds around by pushing them. When she kicks them, lighting strikes, when she jumps on them, she makes it release rain drops which looks useful to put out
fires, feed thirsty plants... or clean an unfortunate lavender unicorn covered in mud.
Everyone (except Twilight): (laughs)
Twilight: This is embarrasing...
Vampirina: Oh Twilight... (laughs)
Wiz: Also she can create and control giant tornadoes
They watch in amazement at Rainbow flying in circles and creatinga tornado which she uses to vacuum up hundreds of pesky (and cute looking) insects.
Bridget: What are those little bugs?
Rainbow Dash: You don't want to know...
MOVE LIST
Super Speed Strut
Fantastic Filly Flash
Cloud Barrel Weave
Cloud Spinning
Rainbow Dry
Buccaneer Blaze
Boomstick: She's also got some other moves, like the Buccaneer Blaze, which is apparently so
amazing, it can't be seen on screen, and somehow it creates a huge explosion
Zuma: Aw man! I want to see that move!
Wiz: Rainbow often brags she's the fastest in the world, and you know what, she's right
Sonicboy: Or not... since my bro Sonic is the fastest thing alive...
Rainbow Dash: Like I said before, I can totally beat his score
Luna Girl: Yeah... try to beat your boyfriend's score...
Rainbow Dash: Hey! (Blushing hard)
Wiz: By calculations according to this guy...
What they saw was a young man... with various merchandise of My Little Pony.
ATTRIBUTES
Brash & Arrogant
Extremely Competitive
Brave & Loyal
Athletic Both on the Ground & in the Air
Top Speed: 3,800 mph
Wiz: Rainbow Dash can fly 5 times the speed of sound with ease
Rainbow Dash: See? I can totally match Sonic in a race!
Owlette: And they will end kissing at the end of the race...
Rainbow Dash: Owlette! (Blushes)
Donald: (laughs)
Sonicboy: Good one!
Wiz: This is apparent through the mach cone that often forms a round rainbow, which indicates she has broken the sound barrier. And the angle proves she can reach mach 5 speeds
Catboy: We can totally match her, Pablo!
Sonicboy: And she can match with my bro too
Rainbow Dash: Told ya!
Boomstick: This is a pony. A baby horse-girl toy. Why is it so awesome?
Wiz: And upon breaching mach 5, she enters hypersonic speeds to create the Sonic Rainboom
SONIC RAINBOOM
Hypersonic
Instantly Doubles Speed to Mach 10
Top Speed: 7,600 mph
Creates a Rainbow Powerful shockwave
Can Pull 90 Degree Turn
Rainbow does a massive sonic boom colored in the rainbow spectrum.
Catboy: Wow!
Chase: Woah-how!
Batarina: That. Was. Wicked!
Wiz: With this, her speed doubles instantaneously to mach 10. And somehow the resulting sonic boom completely shatters the visible light spectrum
Boomstick: Not to mention the sonic boom itself is apparently strong enough to split solid rock and shake entire mountains
Owlette: Wow Rainbow! That's impressive
Rainbow Dash: Thanks Amaya!
Wiz: Rainbow is brash, athletic and extremely competitive
Rainbow bucks a large dragon and it FLINCHED.
Everyone: Woah...
Wiz: But while she's steadfast and loyal, she sometimes cheats to get her way
Gecko: Wait, what?!
Everyone: Rainbow!
Rainbow Dash: (laughs nerviously)
Sonicboy: She is like Sonic...
Owlette: And Catboy...
Boomstick: Well, let's make it fight a giant robot
Rainbow Dash: *puts on a pair of flight goggles and thumps her chest as she dives like a bird of prey*
YEEEEEAAAAAH!
Catboy: Looks like we know who's going to win
Vampirina: Yep! Rainbow has this one in the bag!
Rainbow Dash: Totally!
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all
Boomstick: Time for a Death Battle!
Everyone: Rainbow! Rainbow! Rainbow!
They see an F-15 Eagle flying over a valley with mountains and cottages in the background. The jet transforms into Starscream as it morphs into his humanoid form. He lands on the ground with a loud thud.
Starscream: Who dares challenge the mighty Starscream?
Scootaloo: You will see!
The camera zooms into the sky, what Starscream and everyone sees is a silhouette emerging from the blinding sun as it fly into the ground and creates the dust cloud. When the cloud clears, there stood
Rainbow Dash. Compared to Starscream, she's dwarfed by his massive size but she doesn't seem
intimidated.
Rainbow Dash: Hi there!
The battle between transformer and pony. Who would win?
FIGHT!
After several seconds of complete silence, Starscream starts laughing at the pathetic equine before him. Little does he know, he's in for a
beating
Starscream: HAHAHA! A pony?! I'll crush you in an instant! Prepare to be anniliated!
Rainbow Dash: You talk a lot!
Rainbow Dash: He totally does!
Batarina: Yeah!
Rainbow flies around at supersonic speeds while leaving a rainbow trail behind. She rams Starscream in multiple directions and angles, and bucks him in the heel, but no damage is done. Starscream swats her away like a fly out of annoyance.
Starscream: That. Is it. I am going to kill you!
Rainbow Dash decides to play a game as she taps his forehead with her hoof and flies off.
Rainbow Dash: Tag! You're it!
Catboy:(laughs) Good one, Rainbow!
Starscream screams in anger as he transforms into his jet mode and chases the pony into the sky.
Starscream proceeds to unleash a hail of bullets from his M61A1 Vulcan Gatling gun, but Rainbow
Dash easily dodges the gunfire. Starscream fires several missiles but they all fail to hit their mark.
Armadylan: Bad luck, Starscream!
Inside Starscream's optics, his targeting system slowly begins to lock onto Rainbow Dash.
Status: Stable
Vulcan: 12 rds
Speed: 999 mph
Target: Pony
Objective
Destroy Happiness - In Progress
Defeat Megatron Calculating.
AIM-7F/M SPARROWS
Starscream: Alright. Don't move
Unfortunately, the moment his targeting system got a solid lock, Rainbow Dash flies out of site.
TARGET LOST
Everyone: Phew!
Starscream: BLAST IT!
Rainbow Dash is now right up in Starscream's face and begins making funny faces at him
Starscream: Hey! What are you doing?! Stop that!
Everyone: (chuckles at the funny faces)
Rainbow Dash is on top of Starscream.
Rainbow Dash: You're not very good at this game,
are ya?
Rainbow Dash jumps off the transformer and flies into the clouds as Starscream follows. For some reason, at the bottom left corner of the screen, everyone sees a gray pegasus with a blonde mane and tail, and her eyes are aren't facing the same direction, giving her a derp-like appearance.
Starscream is in the middle of the clouds, he transforms into his humanoid form and looks around. The pony is nowhere to be seen.
Starscream: Where are you? Show yourself!
Before he knew it, Starscream is covered in a dark raincloud which Rainbow brought over.
Starscream: Hey!
Ladybug: Buena tecnica!
Rainbow Dash: Thank you!
Rainbow Dash begins bucking the cloud to create lighting which is short circuiting his circuits.
Starscream screams in pain as he plummets into the ground. Rainbow Dash approaches the
transformer who isn't moving, however, she is standing point blank at his Null Ray Cannon which
Starscream fires and knocks her back into a daze. Starscream laughs but the PJs and Rainbow are annoyed and angered at the cheap tactic.
Just like the other heroes, Rainbow Dash gets up with an angered look on her face as she snorts her nostrils.
Rainbow Dash: Alright. It... is... on!
Rainbow Dash starts flying around Starscream's in circles until a tornado is formed which engulfs
Starscream, trapping him. Starscream is spun around and around in the raging whirlwind.
Starscream tries to escape in his jet form, but the powerful winds break his wings off and he crashes into the ground once again. Rainbow Dash gallops towards the transformer to finish him off.
Starscream is in a sitting position and he's... begging for mercy?
Gecko: Wait, what?!
Starscream: Wait, wait, I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!
Catboy: Wait a minute! What is he doing?
Batarina: Rainbow... I think he's tricking you...
Rainbow Dash: Are you sure?
Batarina: I know when someone tricks you, I'm sure he's tricking you
Rainbow Dash skids to a stop and listens, the PJs on the other hand, know it's a trick and they feel
annoyed he's trying to be clever.
Starscream: *slowly stands back up to his full height* I'll... I'll join the herd! I'll be a good Decepticon for now on. Please... just let me go...
The girls were wondering how Rainbow Dash was falling for this.
Unknown to Rainbow Dash, Starscream's successfully locks onto Rainbow Dash and prepares to fire every missile he has at her.
Rainbow Dash: Well.. I don't know. I mean, I should love and tolerate but... wait... what's that?
Starscream's chest opens, revealing all the missiles aimed at her.
Girls: (gasp)
Batarina: I knew it was a trick!
Starscream: Die!
All the missiles are launched and rocket towards
Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash (the two of them): Oh my gosh!
Aquafish: Oh no...
Rainbow Dash makes a run for as she flies away with the missiles on her rainbow tail. She zigzags in
every direction but the missiles keep following her. She and the missiles fly into the clouds and then complete silence. Starscream patiently waits for the kaboom or something.
Suddenly Rainbow Dash is now flying back at a downwards angle with the missiles still following
her. She begins to break the sound barrier and finally peforms the Sonic Rainboom. She turns a
90 degree angle just right at the ground and flies under Starscream. This caused Starscream to turn
around.
Big mistake.
The missiles all flew into Starscream's lower torso and completely obliterated his lower half. Then Rainbow Dash rammed the rest of him off screen. Then a giant explosion is seen a bit offscreen; Rainbow Dash did the Buccaneer Blaze which turned Starscream into bits.
The boys just flat out jaw dropped at what just happened. A pony.. destroyed a transformer. Rainbow lands next to Starscream's destroyed torso.
Rainbow Dash: Ah yeah! That was awesome!
It isn't over just yet.
Starscream's spark floats out of the remains and rants that he isn't finished.
Starscream: You haven't won! I'm invincible! My spark lives! You can never defeat Starscre-
Before Starscream could even finish his rant, Rainbow Dash engulfs him in her mouth... and
swallows him.
Everyone: (gasps)
Rainbow Dash:(stunned) What... did I just did?
Catboy: You just ate a transformer...
Batarina: Oh my gosh...
K.O!
Rainbow Dash looks at the camera as if was looking at the crowd.
Boomstick: Forget all doubt, that pony is a monster!
Vampirina: Uh... I don't think that was a compliment...
Rainbow Dash: (remains silent)
Wiz: Rainbow's speed and agility were more than a match for the clumsy Starscream, and it doesn't
help that his aim is worse than a Stormtrooper's
Catboy: That's true...
Rainbow Dash: (still quiet)
Wiz: Not to mention the Null Ray is designed to destroy electronics, not living ponies
Boomstick: She just ate a transformer!
Poppy: Uh... Boomstick... you don't have to remind her that...
Rainbow Dash: I don't want to talk about it...
Wiz: Yes, and while Rainbow might experience some mild indigestion, Starscream's not going anywhere, anytime soon
Boomstick: Well, she put the pwn in pony
Everyone (except RD): (chuckles)
Rainbow Dash: I hope Sonic didn't saw that...
Wiz: The winner is Rainbow Dash
Boomstick: Next on Death Battle
1???: It's no use!
Bridget: (gasps and squeals)
2???: I was not born a Pokemon. I was created and my creators have used and betrayed me, so I stand alone!
Catboy: Uh oh... he's back...
Episode ends
Bridget: Did you see it? I think Silvy is coming back!
Owlette: We saw it! You're lucky Bridget!
Catboy: And he is not the only one...
Leopard: Yeah...
Applejack: Hey! Where's Rainbow?
Klonoa: I think she's in her room...
Sonicboy: I think she wants to forget about the scene when she eated that robot...
Catboy: Let's leave her alone for a moment before we watch the episode
Bridget: I understand, I can wait for Silvy's fight...
Batarina: Good to know...
Next episode: Silver VS Mewtwo
Note: The trailers were an idea from my follower RaxKed. Gracias por la idea!