(This battle is from the Wiki Fandom)
Catboy: Okay! The episode is starting!
Owlette: Hey! I wonder how Poppy is feeling right now...
Sonic: Or how Espio is feeling
Vampirina: Let's find out
Boomstick: Ninjas are awesome!
Gecko: They totally are!
Catboy: Well... all except one...
Night Ninja: (scoffs)
Wiz: That is extremely true. And we're taking two ninjas from Sega
Boomstick: Espio, The Chaotix's signature ninja
Poppy:(thinks) Please... he needs to win this... besides he's watching...
Wiz: And Joe Musachi, The Super Shinobi
Vector: Who is that guy?
Espio: I don't know...
Charmy: Me either...
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE
Charmy: I bet Espio is first!
Poppy: Actually, you guessed it...
Charmy: Knew it!
Espio
Boomstick: Espio was a chameleon visiting Carnival Island. Unfortunately, it was being attacked by Dr. Eggman and Metal Sonic, who then captured Charmy and Vector. wanting help, he asked for Knuckles to help take him down and together they saved Charmy and Vector
Poppy: Woah, Knuckles! That was very nice of you!
Callie: I'll say!
Knuckles: Thanks for the compliment!
Wiz: Espio, being a Sonic character, can perform the Spin Attack, Spin Dash, and Homing Attack. However, he possess incredible speed, great strength, good durability, incredible agility, and awesome stealth
Boomstick: Espio is a master of stealth and espionage, hence his name. He's also able to turn invisible. Combine with his non-camouflaged stealth and he's virtually undetectable. He also has a long, prehensile tongue that can be used for combat
Poppy: Now that explains your name
Espio: That's right
Charmy: Wow! For a human like Poppy, she's very smart!
Vector: And she is caughting Espio's attention
Wiz: Espio also carries kunais that he uses to destroy robots. He also attaches a rope to his kunai to use as a grappling hook
Boomstick: That sounds oddly familiar. It sounds like it comes from a mighty ninja
Night Ninja: Huh?!
Everyone: What?!
Wiz: That's not important!
Poppy: Seriously, Boomstick?!
Boomstick: Whatever! Anyways, Espio can use the Leaf Swirl to create a dizzying tornado and turn invisble for good measure. He can also throw shurikens strong enough to destroy robots
Wiz: With all of these abilities, Espio has matched Rouge the Bat in combat, who received incredible special training before. He's able to hack into Eggman's computer base, which probably isn't easy. He's also fast enough to keep up with Shadow, strong enough to karate chop a robot into scrap, and durable enough to withstand Sonic's quills. He's also able to hit things with his kunais without even looking
Vampirina: He does keep up with you?
Shadow: Yes, he does
Poppy: I never thought it was true...
Boomstick: Talk about awesome! That doesn't mean he's perfect though. His camouflaging skills are tied to his concentration, meaning if he gets distracted by light or a sneeze, he's no longer invisible
Poppy: Oh... that sounds bad...
Espio: I know...
Wiz: No matter what the flaws, Espio is always ready to go
Espio: Damn! We've been detected!
Boomstick: Wait a sec! This guy once sweared? New favorite character!
Poppy: Sheesh Boomstick...
Charmy: (laughs)
Vector: Charmy!
Charmy: What?
Espio: (facepalms)
Joe Musachi
Wiz: Joe Musashi was orphaned as a child and then picked up by the Chief of the Oboro-ryu Ninja; a superlative clan that descended from the famed Ninja of Iga that have protected the peace in shadow for generations
Bridget: Poor child...
Batarina: I'll say...
Boomstick: Like most fictional characters I know, Joe started off extremely sucky, but later rose to be the best of the best. once the guy reached his twenties, he became a superlative ninja and later received a katana called Oborozuki
Wiz: Later on, when he heard that children were being kidnapped by the criminal syndicate ZEED, he saved many children and beat the leader of ZEED, earning him the nickname "Super Shinobi"
Catboy: That's a good name
Leopard: I agree
Boomstick: With his katana, he can cut down any foe. He also comes equipped with shurikens, which actually look a lot like kunais, that he can use to paralyze foes
Wiz: He can also double jump and posssess many spells. With Jitsu of Ikazuchi, Joe can create an electrical field around himself. And by placing the Hazy Moon, which is the real name of the katana by the way, before his chest he can send brainwaves into the air with just a stroke. Then they come back as lightning bolt onto the foe
Boomstick: Jutsu of Cariu allows Joe to swing his sword and concentrate his thoughtwaves and lower the sword with the stance as it is. The concentrated thoughtwaves go from the handle to the ground, evoking magma
Marshall: That's cool!
Wiz: Jutsu of Fushin improves Joe's jumping ability
Catboy: A thing for me!
Sonic: Or for you, Mario!
Mario: I guess so...
Boomstick: Joe's gotta be one of the most badass ninjas in all of fiction. He's fast enough to dodge lasers, strong enough to destroy a wooden crate with a kick, durable enough to withstand lasers, and can block explosives with his sword with no damage!
Wiz: He's able to avoid traps and can safely walk on a plane moving at 567 miles per hour. He's beaten: Lobster, Ken Oh, a machine that gurads itself with lasers, and even a Godzilla-like monster
Gecko:(whistles) Nice...
Boosmtick: But unfortunately, he still has a few kinks. His Jutsu moves require him to complete every process entirely. This means that they're vulnerable to interference
Owlette: Any weapons have their flaws...
Wiz: Despite his flaws, Joe Musashi is the Super Shinobi for a reason
Joe Musashi: For the Oboro Clan!
Poppy: He's cool, but we will go with Espio
Charmy: Oh yeah! Go Espio!
Wiz: Alright! The combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poppy: Always dramatic, Boomstick... always...
Vector: Espio, have you found the Chaos Emerald yet?
Espio: Not yet. I haven't found that damn fourth chaos emerald yet!
Vampirina: Hey! I thought Shadow was the one who always said that phrase
Shadow: Guess I'm not the only one...
Vector: Well, you better find it!
Espio: Wait, I found it!
Vector: Good. Now get it
However, a ninja named Joe Musashi had grabbed the emerald first.
Poppy: There he is...
Espio: Hey! I don't know who you are, but that Emerald is mine
Joe: Sorry, but the village needs this more
Sonic: Bad luck, because we need it too!
Espio: If you won't give it to me, I'll just have to take it!
Fight!
Joe brought out Hazy Moon and rushed in to attack, but Espio countered with the Homing Attack, knocking Joe back. Espio brought out his kunais and started throwing them, but Joe deflected them with Hazy Moon and threw shurikens at Espio, but he deflected them with Hazy Moon.
Joe Musashi: Time to change things up a bit.
Joe placed Hazy Moon near his chest and sent thoughtwaves to the sky.
Espio: What's he doing?
A lightning bolt came and struck Espio.
Poppy: (gasps)
Espio: That's a problem...
Charmy: A big problem!
Espio: *groans in pain* Not bad
Joe placed Hazy Moon near his chest.
Espio: Not this time!
Espio turned invisible and hopped onto a branch, surprising Joe and causing him to lose concentration. Espio came out and used the Spin Attack and connected with Joe's head, knocking him down. Espio then brings out his kunai with a rope and aimed at Joe's head. But Joe caught it and reeled Espio in and swung his sword. But Espio caught on with his hands while doing a handstand. Espio then hit Joe with his tongue, but Joe caught Espio's tongue and started swinging him around and slamming him into trees. He then decided to pull in Espio and went in for the killing blow. But Espio hit a tree with his kunai and rope.
Joe: If I can't cut you, I'll cut your tongue then.
Espio grabbed a kunai, but accidentally dropped it.
Espio: *slurred* Damn! Not now!
Vector: Big problem!
Joe: It seems you've run out of luck
Espio: Not yet
Espio grabbed a shuriken and threw it at Joe's stomach.
Joe: *groans*
Catboy: Take that!
Joe released Espio's tongue due to the intense pain.
Espio: Time to end this!
Espio grabbed the kunai he dropped and threw it at Joe, but he caught it.
Espio: Seriously?
Espio turned invisible and surprised Joe. He later hopped into the bushes and ran to another location. Joe attempted to use Jutsu of Cariu and invoked magma. Unfortunately, Espio was behind him and aimed a shuriken at Joe's head, killing him.
Espio: Finally, I can get that emerald.
Poppy: Phew...
Espio: (pats Poppy's shoulder)
K.O
Espio grabbed the emerald and reported to headquarters, while the Oboro Clan started voting for a new champion
Gecko: Phew! Close call!
Charmy: Good thing you survived it, Espio!
Espio: That's good to know...
Owlette: Let's see the results!
Boomstick: Awww. Another badass character died
Batarina: Boomstick is always dramatic...
Poppy: I'll say...
Wiz: Despite Joe's ludicrous skill, Espio proved to be too much. Although his spells are incredibly powerful, they must be fully executed. While this originally caught Espio by surprise, he was later able to adapt to Joe's weird abilities
Boomstick: Even with Joe's incredible agility, Espio's stealth was more than capable of doing its job and his incredible agility allowed him to avoid any circumstance of death
Vampirina: Good point!
Wiz: But most importantly, Joe's greatest assets can be countered while Espio's, well not so easily. Especially considering his uncanny accuracy
Boomstick: If Joe thought he'd win he must've been brain damaged
Catboy: Makes sense...
Gecko: Since the kunai went thought his skull...
Kevin: Still a good pun, Boomstick!
Wiz: The winner is Espio the Chameleon
Vector: Good job, Espio! I never doubted you!
Charmy: Really? Because I heard you say that you doub-- Mhph!
Vector:(covers Charmy's mouth) Ignore that!
Espio: Okay...
Poppy: Let's see the trailer now...
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle...
Screen goes black...
Shadow: Not again...
Vampirina: Don't tell me...
Poppy: Uh oh...
Espio: Another... scary episode?
Jeff and Springtrap appear in the screen
Girls (except Vampirina): AHHHHH
Boys (except Shadow and Espio): GAHHH!
Shadow: Just great...
Vampirina: Batarina...
Batarina: S-Springtrap is back for more?!
Poppy: Jeff the Killer was also there too!
Espio: Not this type of episode again
Vampirina: I guess we don't have any option...
Shadow: Let's just put the episode...
Next episode: Jeff VS Springtrap