Rocky: Now that I'm alright, we can watch the next episode

Sonicboy: Yeah! Today a friend of my bro is fighting today!

Gecko: My favorite Sonic character!

Armadylan: Mine too!

Batarina:(giggles) And Callie's crush!

Callie: What?! No!

Peck: But the sheriff is never interesed in love...

Toby: I never knew she had a crush on someone...

Callie: I don't have a crush on no one

Armadylan: Are you sure?

Callie: Y-Yes...

Catboy: Okay... let's watch the episode...

(Based on a battle of @MarioandSonicfanboy)

Wiz: We know that some characters of videogames have a lot of streight

Boomstick: And they are stronger than the main characters

Wiz: Like Wario, Mario's arch-rival

Ninjalinos: Boooo!

Catboy: Ugh! Not him!

Boomstick: And Knuckles, guardian of the Master Emerald

Sonicboy: Knux!

Owlette: That's better!

Gecko: Go Knuckles!

Callie: (blushes)

Romeo: Look cowgirl! Is your crush!

Peck: Knuckles is your crush, sheriff?

Callie: N-No!

Toby: Finally a guy conquers you heart, Sheriff Callie!

Callie:(thinks) Well... I think Knuckles is amazing... and a little bit cute...

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: And is our job to analize who will win a Death Battle

Gecko: Then let's watch it!

Callie:(thinks) I already know who is going to win it... I know Knuxie will win...

Wario

Wiz: Mario is a pretty busy guy. If he's not saving his favorite lady, Princess Peach, he's off saving a
whole different princess in a whole different land

Catboy: I didn't knowed he did that when Peach is not kidnapped

Wiz: Until he returned home one day to find his castle under someone else's control. It had been taken by a chubby squatter dressed in yellow, named Wario

Aquafish: Ugh! I hate that guy!

Catboy: Me too!

Callie: Me three!

Batarina: *cough* You like Knuckles *cough*

Callie: Batarina! I heard that!

Background
Height: 170.1 cm (5'7")
Weight: 139.7 kg (308 Ibs)
Age: 24
Alias: Wario-Man
Occupation: Treasure Hunter
Owner of WarioWare, Inc.
A Legendary star child
Rival to Mario

Wiz: Wario is Mario's opposite in every way. While Mario is kind and heroic, Wario is selfish and mischievous. And he's one of the Seven Star Children. Wario's grudge against Mario goes way
back. While they were children, they played Cops and Robbers a total of 1,256 times, and despite
frequently asking otherwise, Wario only got to be the cop ONCE. Whether or not he was accidentally
conditioned into villainy

Boomstick: And...Wario has two main goals: Ruin Mario's life, and get as rich as possible through any means necessary, including crime, treasure hunting, and even making video games. Man! This guy is a selfish idiot!

Gecko: And you said it!

Abilities
Superhuman strength
Superhuman speed
Superhuman gluttony
Malleable physique
Belly Blast technique
Hypnosis
The Waft

Wiz: He's got the power to rival Mario, too. He's super strong, and can bash through tons of rock and
heavy metal with his Shoulder Bash attack. If that's not enough, he'll literally chew his opponents up.
He's also weirdly malleable, capable of being crushed, squished, twisted, and stretched with little to no ill effect

Catboy: Woah... he really is a tough opponent for Mario...

Boomstick: However, Wario's deadliest natural ability is definitely his.. inexplicable... farting... called the Waft...

Batarina: That's weird...

Vampirina: Very weird...

Arsenal& Power Ups
Bob-ombs
Bunny Hat
Fire Flower
Jet Pot
Dragon Hat
Super Star
Air Pump
Ultra Hand
Wario Chopper

Wiz: Anyway, aside from his own abilities, Wario has access to numerous weapons and power-ups. His power-ups include a jetpack, a metal body, and even Mario's own Invincibility Star. He can increase
his size by plugging an air pump into himself and, just don't question it, with the Dragon Hat, he
spews fire, with the Eagle Statue, he takes flight, and he can even combine both of these to become
King Dragon Wario, utilizing both these abilities while dramatically increasing his power...

Boomstick: And his weight...

Armadylan: Man! That guy is so weird!

Callie:(thinks) He is not compared to Knuxie, he is better than that man

Transformations
Bouncy Wario
Bubble Wario
Crazy Wario
Flaming Wario
Invisible Wario
Tiny Wario
Sparky Wario
Wario-Man

Boomstick: And with just a little mouthful of rotten garlic, he dons pink tights to become.. Wario-Man! This super form increases his strength and lets him fly

Catboy:(shaking his head) Not cool...

Armadylan: He is not convicing us...

Wiz: He can become Bouncy Wario after being crushed into paper, Flaming Wario after being set on fire, Puffy Wario after getting stung by bees, and Fat Wario after eating too much. He even becomes Crazy Wario after a ball falls on him or whatever. On his quest to humiliate his red clad rival and accumulate Scrooge McDuck levels of riches, Wario has been through thick and thin

Boomstick: Like Mario, he survived that big explosion in the tennis court, which we figured out is equal to 2.4 megatons of TNT. But Wario's also survived the Shake King blowing up in his face. The Shake King was a pirate with immense electrical power. Upon his defeat, his body detonated, and the resulting blast split the sky. By comparing the blast and the
parting clouds to a map of the Shake Dimension, we determined the explosion's exact energy output to be equivalent to about 96 sextillion tons of TNT.

Rubble: That's a lot of TNT!

Wiz: He can seemingly eat anything, including explosives and his own bike. He can, of course, keep up with Mario, who kicked a 61 million ton castle and piloted the Star Driver at Mach 375. Also, Wario destroyed the Black Jewel, an entity whose death triggered the collapse of an entire dimension

Everyone (except Callie): Woah...

Callie: I hope Knuxie can take care of him...

Boomstick: That man is very strong, now I get why is Mario's arch-rival

Wario: Wario time!

Sonicboy: Okay! Let's see Knuckles!

Callie: (blushes)

Peck: Sheriff! You're blushing?!

Toby: So you DO like Knuckles, Sheriff!

Callie: G-Guys... I just feel very hot...

Catboy: But today is 15°C...

Callie: Never mind...

Knuckles

Wiz: 4000 years ago, the echidna race thrived due to their advanced technology and talent for warfare

Boomstick: Now that's what I call a pet! I know what I'm picking up at the pet store on the way home!

Wiz: Just a heads up, the males have four heads on their penises

Boomstick: What.....? AWESOME!

Girls: Ew!

Boys: Oh man!

Wiz: Desperate for the power to command the world, the Knuckles tribe staged a raid to obtain the legendary power of the Master Emerald

Sonicboy: I can't believe it! They were so interesed in obtain power and they didn't care about other things!

Klonoa: I can't believe that's Knuckles' past!

Callie: Poor Knuxie...

Gecko:(thinks) Did she called him Knuxie? She does have a crush on him!

Boomstick: What they didn't know is that it was protected by a giant, murderous water dragon with tentacles named Chaos, and it just killed the s*** out of them

Owlette: Oh my!

Bridget: What a monster! If only Silver was here to protect me...

Wiz: Miraculously, a young echidna girl survived, and managed to seal Chaos inside the Master Emerald. The resulting energy output ripped the echidnas' home into the sky to become Angel Island, perpetually floating so long as the emerald
remained in it's shrine. Sonic lore everybody

Boomstick: Centuries later, one final descendant of the Knuckles clan remained and his name was.... Knuckles

Callie: (blushes)

Peck: Sheriff! You're blushing again!

Catboy: Callie...

Callie: Okay... I have to admit that I really like Knuckles... actually, he is the first man who conviced me...

Poppy: Good for you Callie!

Toby: Finally someone catches your attention, Sheriff!

Boomstick: So, not the most creative parenting in the world but hey. Knuckles is the lone guardian of the Master Emerald, dedicating his entire life to protecting the family jewel. Ha! But he spends most of his days sleeping and doing nothing, because really, who's gonna fly up all the way up to a tiny, floating island just to steal a rock?

Wiz: Why the nefarious Dr. Eggman of course. As a ploy, Eggman convinced Knuckles that a certain blue hedgehog and a fox with two tails planned to steal the Master Emerald. Knuckles left to stop the thieves, and Eggman swiped the gem for himself

Boomstick: Not the sharpest head on the dick, is he?

Everyone: Boomstick!

Callie:(thinks) Don't say that about Knuxie! He just got fooled by that scientist!

Wiz: Without its energy source, Angel Island plummeted out of the sky, until Sonic the Hedgehog literally beat the sense into Knuckles and together, they saved the day, forming a tense bromance

Catboy: Good to know that!

Callie: He did the right thing... and I know about that...

Background
Age: 16
Height:37"/110 cm
Weight:88 lbs/40 kg
Sole survivor of the Echidna race
Actually does have spikes on his knuckles
Doesn't chuckle
According to a recent redesign, evidently skips leg day

Kit:(thinks) I bet Callie can make him chuckle...

Callie:(thinks) I have to see if I can make him chuckle... at least one time...

Rouge: Sounds like you've got an inferiority Complex

Knuckles: Huh? I have a what?

Rouge: Oh, nothing. Never mind Knuckles...

Callie: Not that bat-girl...

Armadylan: Uh oh... someone is jealous...

Boomstick: Since then, Knux has continued to try to guard the emerald. However most people who try to steal it.. do. But luckily for ol' rad red he can track the Master Emerald using his treasure hunting skills

Wiz: And his special bond with the gem, which allows him to detect its presence and harness some of its power. Which he can focus through the ancient martial art passed down through the Knuckles clan

Gecko: I have to ask him if he can teach me those!

Armadylan: Same here!

Boomstick: The ancient art of "punch the crap out of everything!" No, really. That's the answer to every single problem Knuckles has. Something in the way? Punch it! Need to climb a cliff? Punch it! Falling down a trap? Punch it! Punching not working for some reason? You f***** know he punches it more!

Knuckles punches through a wall

Rouge: You're taking this breaking and entering business way too literally

Callie: Don't say that Rouge!

Kit: Oh man! You are going to make Callie jealous, Rouge!

Wiz: Speaking of which, Knuckles can throw punches so extreme, they create explosions by igniting hydrogen in the air

Boomstick: Sounds familiar...

Armadylan: Kind of like I do... and what Gecko does...

Wiz: Knuckles is fast, capable of running at least 100 miles per hour. He can also take to the sky and glide. Reportedly by trapping air underneath his dreadlocks, although there's no logical way those locks are aerodynamic enough to keep him airborne

Boomstick: Hey it's better than a tanooki flying with it's nutsack. Then again he could just be twirling his di-

Everyone: Stop it Boomstick!

Callie: Next time he says that about him, I swear I will use my lasso on him!

Peck:(thinks) Now that's an angry Sheriff you don't want to mess with

Wiz: Annd with the spikes on his fists, Knuckles can effortlessly dig through dirt and rock, add on his
attachable Shovel Claws and he can even tunnel through solid metal

Boomstick: With arms that stringy, it makes you wonder where all this strength comes from

Wiz: Well, his connection with the Master Emerald is responsible for much of his more absurd attributes, like gliding and punching explosions

Catboy: Strange...

Toby: Woah... now I know why he catches the Sheriff's attention...

Powers & Abilities
Super strength
Can expertly tunnel through the ground
Gliding
Does this by catching air under his dreadlocks
Limited pyrokinesis and geokinesis
Punches can leave trail of explosions or shoot
flaming rocks out of the ground
Apparently can breathe in space

Boomstick: Knux can shatter boulders, dodge machine guns, ride atop flying jets and missiles like skateboards, oh, and he can breathe in space

Gecko: He can breathe in space? Awesome!

Catboy and Kit: Cool!

Wiz: He's matched and even trumped Sonic in battle, runs fast enough to cut holes in the ground, IS strong enough to uproot massive trees

Knuckles throws a huge robot

Gecko and Armadylan: Woah!

Sonicboy: Good move Knux!

Boomstick: Hell, he's strong enough to throw this!

Wiz: With a single punch, he can trigger a volcanic eruption. Doing so requires displacing pressure in
a volcano's magma chamber, at minimum, this can sit around 3,280 ft or 1 kilometer below the Earth's
surface. Knuckles had to have punched the ground with at least 3.9 megatons of force, over three
times more powerful than the highest yield bomb in the US nuclear stockpile

Gecko: He is VERY strong!

Vampirina: Would you look at that!

Boomstick: That's cute, how about the time he punched the moon? One day, Eggman blew up half the moon, and rebuilt it into a robot moon, because, well, he gets off on that s***

Wiz: Via remote control, Eggman actually changed the moon's orbit to create a never ending eclipse

Boomstick: But never fear, Knuckles just dove out into outer space and punched the remote
control into dust, causing an explosion visible from Earth

Wiz: And returning the moon to its normal orbit

Callie: Never expect Knuxie to do that...

Boomstick: Hey, his fists can blow the top off a volcano, so why waste precious time on things like reasoning?

Amy: What a dreamboat!

Both her and Sticks hug Knuckles

Sonic: I wanna be just like you when I grow up

Tails: Knuckles, you've been elected governor!

Knuckles: All in a day's work

Knuckles flies into orbit heroically

Sonic: (in reality) Hey, that's not how it...

Knuckles: Shh!

Romeo: Idiot...

Armadylan: I wish I can do that...

Batarina: That's stupid...

Callie: Well... he looks cute when he acts stupid...

Batarina: Sheesh Callie... you never have been very interesed in a man like him...

Wiz: Alright! The combatants are all set, let's end this debate once and for all

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

Sonicboy: You can do it Knuckles!

Callie: Good luck Knuxie...

Everyone:(cheering) Knuckles! Knuckles! Knuckles!

A bike is seen riding up a hill. This is shown to belong to Wario, as he poses torwards the screen, basking in his glory. The camera zooms out to reveal that he is actually riding through Angel Island Zone, the former home of the Echindas.
There sits the Master Emerald, and it's protector, Knuckles the Echidna, sleeping.
By the emerald, a rustling occurs in the bushes. Wario pops out of the bushes, flexing his muscles
and laughing once again. He stops and his jaw drops as he looks upon the Master Emerald, as an invisible choir sings "Hallelujiah" to the shiny green beauty.
Wario, moaning, starts to realize the picture in his head: Emerald = A fortune, as dollar signs appear in the yellow fat man's eyes. Wario sneaks in under the bush, torwards the emerald. Making a loud
noise, Wario faces the emerald, but this has woken up Knuckles.

Gecko: Ooooh! Wario is in big trouble!

Callie:(giggles) You said it!

Kit: It looks like they will start...

He is confused, but Wario rams his shoulder into the Echidna, ready to fight for the emerald. Knuckles slams intoa tree, but gets up as he prepares to protect the Master Emerald from Mario's greedy rival.
Knuckles speeds through the woodlands and jumps into the air, with his fist ready to pound Wario.

FIGHT!

Knuckles punches Wario in the face and launches him into the woodlands. He grabs the money hungry deconstructor and tackles him onto the ground, before tossing him into the air and pucnhing him into the ground. He walks over,
thinking the job is done. He pulls him out, but Wario proceeds to fart in his face, Knuckles pulling
himself away. Using the distraction, Wario rams Knuckles into his shoulder and runs with him like a
bull.

Callie: Come on Knuxie, I know you can do it

Kit: You can win it Knuckles!

Toby: Come on Knuckles... you have to win for the Sheriff's sake...

Wario recovers and just as Knuckles is about to
punch him, Wario uses Bull Pot and catches his fist. Wario lands some big blows on Knuckles knocking
him back. As Knuckles looked up he noticed Wario attempted to ram him over with his bike however
Knuckles quickly gets up and punches the pike sending it, flying of the island. Wario lands in front
of him.
Knuckles walks up to him and grabs him, however Wario releases the air he's been holding in for a
large fart, taking Knuckles out in the process.

Everyone: Ew!

Catboy: I really hate that guy!

The echidna is unable to see as Wario attacks him multiple times, with Knuckles unable to punch
back. Knuckles then finds a way to avoid this by digging down into the ground. The gas clears as Wario trips onto the ground and looks around. Wario uses Dragon Pot the moment Knuckles comes out of the ground, Wario shoots fire at his
enemy but Knuckles dodges it and grabs the fat plumber and goes down the waterfall.

Toby: I hope they survive that waterfall...

Peck: Let's hope Knuckles survives this...

While they are falling, Wario breaks free from Knuckles's grasp and bites him. Wario then uses
Power Throw, Shoulder Charge, and Piledriver Wario, but before he can do a Ground Pond, Knuckles grabs Wario and throws him down the waterfall and on to the ground. Wario lands on his back and recovers however Knuckles lands on his feet as Wario gets up. Wario gets angry and uses Wario Waft. As the two combatants dodge and land
sold blows Wario got the upper hand by throwing Knuckles at a tree. Wario laughs and prepares to
finish off Sonic's friendly rival but Knuckles does a Spin Dash and knocks Wario near a cliff. Wario gets up and charges at Knuckles who his his long sharp digging gloves. Wario attempts to throw a punch but Knuckles punches him causing Wario to scream in pain as blood starts dripping from his
stomach. Knuckles than impales Wario in the chest with the sharp digging tools. Wario is chocks and
limps as Knuckles walks him up to the edge and throws his corpse of Angel Island and into the sea.

Knuckles: Not as strong as you thought you were

Knuckles turns around and walks away.

KO!

Knuckles continues guarding the Master Emerald while sleeping meanwhile Wario's corpse
continues bleeding while sinking in the ocean and gets eaten by a giant fish.

Peck and Toby:(singing and dancing) Knuckles is the winner! Knuckles is the winner!

Callie: I knew Knuxie would win this battle...

Boomstick: Woohoo! That was wicked!

Wiz: Wario by have the advantage in arsenal and durability but he could'd stand up to Knuckles's
strength, speed, and agility even with their Super forms like Wario Man or Hyper Knuckles the result
would likely still be the same

Catboy: That's true

Boomstick: Looks like Wario isn't getting paid this time

Peck and Toby: (laughs)

Armadylan: Loser!

Gecko: Sorry Wario...

Wiz: The winner is Knuckles the Echidna

Owlette: Wow Callie! I guess you found your men!

Callie: I know... he is so amazing... isn't he?

Gecko: He totally is!

Sonicboy: Knux! You are the best!

Peck and Toby:(still singing and dancing) Knuckles is the winner! Knuckles is the winner!

Armadylan: Haha! They will never stop...

Callie: That's my Knuckles! Yi-ha!

Kit: (giggles)

Callie: My Knuxie is the best... I really like him...

Next episode: Mario VS Link