A/N:

CUTE AS FUCK has 10 Letters and so does KIM NAMJOON. (srly fam just made that up. Im a genius. agree with me, im crying. And desperate.)

Now I can't stop staring at the gif.

This imagine is so hard because Namjoon is my husband #1 and like, Im suffering.

Also, I am writing this imagine on my tab so like mispelled words and wrong grammars shall be expected. Hayst.

I'm not fluent in English so deal with my own spellings and sentences =)

(I'm being nice, see that smiley?)

Okay. 19.1 percent of readers are reading the author's note and 80.9 percent skips this part (I know that cuz I'm part of that 80.9) so let's just get on with the imagine.

Words written in Italics are spoken in English by the character,

Words written in normal fonts are spoken in Korean by the character.

Your Name: Rena Park

- _ - _ -

"Rena, give me the towel! Now!" Your cousin, Elli scolds.

"Oh my god, you're only 12!" You gasped as you hugged the towel tighter to yourself.

"Yes, I am but I'm sure that our age may have switched last night when we slammed our heads to a coconut head dude that's wearing a ha-wee-wee (hawaii) skirt. So now, I'm 22 and you're 12 but oh! I remember, that never happened. So don't kill me for this," She grabbed your towel and ran away, leaving you in your plain black one-piece swimsuit.

You had a nice body even though all you eat is fast food such us pizza, hamburger, fries, ice cream and every kinds of meat (A/N: now im hungry =( send help, or a free McDonald delivery.) and maybe it's also because you're a black belt in Taekwando and the gym is like your second home.

Guys stared your way but you just thought it was because they think you're way too ugly. Yes, you are stupid. You knew that too.

You run away and looked for your cousin just so ready to pluck all her hair one by one, "Elli, I swear to god. Come back here! Yah! Pabo-yah! Come back here!" You yelled as soon as you saw her but she was too quick.

"I don't understand Korean so suit yourself, you're beautiful!" She yelled.

- _ - _ -

It was night already and Elli went back to the hotel while you stayed to have a walk and probably burn all the lobster down and eat dessert because you were too full earlier to eat dessert.

You sighed and stared at the beautiful bright moon, "aish~ jinjja, I envy you. You're so beautiful."

"Rena?" You turn around and saw a blonde girl with the word 'Snake' spelled on her forehead. Your ex-bestfriend, Hannah, the one who stole your boyfriend that did "it" in your bedroom while you were away kicking ass to bring home a gold medal and to buy him a car because his broke ass couldn't afford one but I guess, he got all the ride he wanted.

You rolled your eyes and walked pass her but she stood in front of you.

"Gawd~ after all these months you're still afraid of seeing Louis and me, don't worry, hun. He's in the room trying to get rid of the lipstick stains I just gave him." Hannah announced.

"What? That's bullshit! You avoid shit not because you're scared of them. Basically, you avoid them because they're dirty." You gave her one last sarcastic smile and walked away.

"Rena?" There appeared the blonde jerk.

"Oh.. look at that, you still haven't erased the word asshole on your forehead." You licked your thumb and swiped it on his forehead, "oh no! I can't erase it, how about use a cotton ball and dip it in acid. If that doesn't work then I believe, once an asshole, always an asshole." You pushed passed him.

"Oh how clever, Rena! You still can't move on!" You turn around and find her beside him with Louis' arm around her waist.

"Oh I did! He's here. It's just that I'm a black belt in Taekwando, not Karate which means I don't communicate with snakes like the one in the movie. You know, the one we watched on our first date or the one playing when the both of you were in my room. Guess snakes turn you on or what?" You replied.

Meanwhile...

Namjoon watched you from afar, thinking whether he should help you or just watch you burn their asses. But he thinks, he was in the same posistion before so he approached you.

Plus, he thought you were hot.

"If you really found someone, we should have dinner together." Louis the man spoke up as Hannah crossed her arms and raised her brows.

"Hi baby~" Namjoon said as he approached you, "Let's go get dinner, I'm hungry." He said as he slipped his hands on your waist, his back facing the two.

Handsome. Hot. Daddy. Was the three words that crossed your mind when you saw him.

The two of them cleared their throats as Namjoon turned around, Hannah who was completely checking out your "pretend boyfriend's" half open white button-up shirt and Louis that looks like he was about to kneel and cry. "Oh hi, do you know my girlfriend? Oh. Were you guys talking?"

"Uh-uh, but I know you. BTS! Kim Namjoon! I'm a fan!" Hannah showed her traingle smile. Have you seen a snake? You see how their mouths kinda shaped into a triangle? Yeah, like that one. It also didn't help that she had a few- no, a ton of lip injections.

"Obviously, I'm not." Hannah's mouth dropped down to the floor as he eyebrows disappear and her eyes rolled backed to her head. But not literally, is it did then she'd make the Nun in Insidious a beauty. "Come on, I reserved the entire restaurant for tonight."

- _ - _ -

"How did you reserve the entire restaurant in 10 minutes?!" You gaped at the place. It was a place for elegance and gowns while you are just in your swimsuit and denim shorts.

"Well, I know a guy." He didn't. He just flashed out his credit card and paid with no sweat. "They have a rooftop."

"Heck yeah!" The both of you raced to the rooftop. "Wow~" The moon shined so bright, the stars were uncountable, there was a romantic setup too.

"Wow~" Namjoon copies.

"It's pretty," You smiled.

"So are you," you blushed and chuckled.

"Come on, they don't allow snakes in here. No need to act,"

"No, really. I may sound like a perv but you really are," Namjoon said as the both of you rest your elbows on the balcony railings, "I just don't understand."

"What?" You asked.

"He left you for some over-tanned blonde. It's just, I don't understand! I am bothered. Why?" Namjoon sighed, "I'm being serious by the way."

"Well, maybe because I can't give him what he needs." You sighed, "I'm a virgin and I promised my mom to keep it until I get married."

"oh come on now, you're kidding me!" Namjoon was seriously annoyed, "People like that exists?! Hell no! It's a stupid reason! Doesn't he have a hand and a laptop to keep him satisfied without cheating on his girlfriend."

"I'm fine though, thanks to you." You smiled at him.

He stared at you and slowly leans in but something cyts you out as you looked away, "Oh god! I'm sorry, it's just it won't work out. I'm flying in Korea tomorrow. Your hot and nice. Daddy asf too but it'll all be a waste when I fly back to Korea, we won't meet each other again."

"That's cool, we're flying back to Korea too. You could probably be in the same flight as us," He held your waist and made you face him.

"Wait, what? Seriously, you're almost kissing me and I don't know you. Hi, I'm Rena."

"Kim Namjoon," he smiled and showed his famous dimples.

"Dimples! Yes! BTS! Oh my god! RapMonster, how did I just realize that?! Oh my god, Hi!" You freaked out.

"Yes, Hi." He chuckled.

"Now, I feel small. I'm not in your level, you're up there and I-" he crashed his lips to yours to shut you up.

- _ - _ -

"Babe, what are you thinking about?" Your husband asked you.

"Nothing, just our first time meeting. Where I didn't know you and just saw your dimple and knew it was you." You chuckled, "Now look at our little son, he has the same dimple as you." You looked down your first born who was smiling big as his cute little dimples showed.

"You've done a good job today, babe." He kissed your forehead, "Now, rest up. We still have to make 2."

"Two what?" You asked.

"Remember? I said, I wanted 2 boys and one girl." You threw a tiny cusion at him as he laughed as his little boy followed.

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A/N:

Vote if your bias is Kim Namjoon.

Vote if your bias wrecker is Kim Namjoon.

And vote because my bias is RM and it's 6 AM, been writing this since 2 AM. Haven't slept since yesterday and a fellow ARMY sent me this pic. Yes, im ugly crying. I feel so attacked right now,

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Thank you so much for reading!

R <3