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Married to His Uncle After Being Divorced by The Male Protagonist被男主退婚后嫁给他叔了[穿书]Author橙子蛋挞Status59 ChaptersAfter Yu Ziyu passed through the book, he happened to meet the scene of the divorce. Yu Ziyu met the sympathetic eyes of the guests of the engagement banquet and experienced a supreme version of social death. Yuan Future's father-in-law sighed, "You can't force your feelings. No matter how much you like him, you can't.." Yu Ziyu interrupted: "Who told me Like him?" Everyone: ? ? ? Yu Ziyu ran to the hospital and found his uncle, the comatose male protagonist in the ICU. "Uncle, ah no, husband, I like you!" This uncle named Fu Han will soon wake up and become the only villain who can compete with the male protagonist"Hubby, the weather is really nice today. I bought pancakes and fruits, added three eggs, and..." "Husband, I asked the nurse to change the pink sheets for you, and I'll put it on your account" "Husband, from the hospital. The meal was too bad, so I ordered takeout, don't mind." Yu Ziyu exerted her talent for talkativeness and pushed her hard, hoping that Fu Han, who was asleep, would have an impressionFu Han was deeply impressed. On the 17th day before waking up, he listened to the menu of pancake fruitOn the 12th day before waking up, a pink sheet was added to his accountOn the 6th day before waking up, he smelled Mala TangThe day he woke up... Fu Han opened his eyes and immediately looked at the little chatterbox who had woken him up. The small talker's eyes were bright, and a sweet smile appeared, "Husband, you're awake!" Fu Han: "Well" His small talker is so cuteLater, the divorced scumbag returned with true love and found Yu Ziyu at the family dinner tableSlag Gong: "We've separated, you shouldn't be here"Yu Ziyu took Fu Han's hand, "Husband, he's going to chase me." Fu Han froze and scolded Slag Gong, "Why are you talking to your elders? What?" Slag Gong: ...?

Breeana's life is... complicated. She moves every now and then because of her "job". But this time it was different. This time she's moving permanently to Chicago. Is she gonna stay in the south side with Carl Gallagher? Or is he gonna he the reason why she leaves one more time?GIRL NEXT DOOR ~ CARL GALLAGHER 2 out now!

y/n is a very feminine girl although her favourite sport is soccer; a boy sport. in primary school she was often bullied for her passion for the sport, but when her older brother saw her talent in it he encouraged her to continue playing.one day she finds an opportunity to pursue her passion and turn it into something bigger, but to do that she has to pretend to be a boy. yes... a boy. this ultra girly-girl has to pretend to be a boy! how will she do? and why are these players becoming smitten with her?![BETA BOOK][UNFINISHED]🏅 1st in #isagi🏅 1st in #bachiraxreader🏅 2nd in #seishironagi🏅 1st in #anime🏅 1st in #itoshirin🏅 3rd in #bluelock🏅 1st in #bachira🏅 29th in #harem

❝ 𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙀𝙉 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙀¿ ❞- In which the twin sister of Itadori Yuuji, Itadori Y/n, had been sent on a mission with her fellow classmates and was suddenly teleported to Japan's dark, demonic past by a special-grade curse.『╞═════𖠁💞𖠁═════╡』*The story in the prologue takes place in Jujutsu Kaisen's 1st Season, Episode 23. After switching dimensions, the rest of the story starts in the middle of Demon Slayer's 1st Season, Episode 21 during the defeat of Lower Moon 5*I do not own Jujutsu Kaisen, all rights to Gege Akutami.I do not own Demon Slayer, all rights to Koyoharu Gotouge.**small note -- this book is NOT romantic based!(Updates will not be consistent)Started: December 18th, 2023.Completed: xx xx, xxxx.Awards:🏆 #1 -- hashibirainosuke -- January 31st, 2024.🏆 #1 -- uppermoon -- January 31st, 2024.🏆 #1 -- shinazugawasanemi -- March 29th, 2024.🏆 #1 -- rengokukyojuro -- April 22nd, 2024.

Y/n Loomis x Randy Meeks Warnings: • Gore• Blood• Sexual Content• Strong Language• Might be some grammar or spelling mistakes • Shameless flirting

When Stan,Kyle,Kenny,Cartman,and Butters find themselves in Hell after encountering a portal in the middle of South Park,they meet up with the staff of Hazbin Hotel in order to figure out a way to return back to their hometown.But along the way,they come across familar faces that have a bone to pick to with not only the Hazbin Hotel staff but the kids of South Park as well.

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