Me: For Christmas I want an unicorn
Santa: Be realistic

Me: Ok, I want a boyfriend
Santa: What colour do you want your unicorn??

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Today my two sisters were having a fight over the dinner table, one is 14 the other is 6

My 14 year old sister yelled
"Well santa's not real!!"
My 6 year old sister plucked up some courage and yelled
"Well neither is Edward Cullen!!"

One ran from the table crying...
I think we all know who did

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Go see santa they said...

It'll be fun they said...

He has called me a "Ho" three times already

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Merry Christmas!! My favourite time of the year 😍😍

~Rebecca