Me?? Behave??

As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked.
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
Cinderella lied, snuck out at night to attend a party and arrived home after midnight.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinocchio was a liar.
Robin Hood and Aladdin were thieves.
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos.
Pac-man ran around to digital music while eating pills all night.
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.

You can't blame me.
I was taught to be a rebel at a young age.