Diet Day 1:

I have removed all the bad food from my house.
It was delicious.

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So... I've been gaining some weight lately...

I think I'm going to ask my fridge for some tips
That bitch is losing weight like crazy

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Tip to reduce weight

First turn your head to the right
and then turn it to the left

Repeat this exercise whenever offered food