Emailing teachers be like... 

 Me:
*polite greeting*
*multiple paragraphs*
*perfect grammar* 

 Teacher:
"sure" -sent from my iPhone  

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Me: Sir, can I ask my neighbor for a pencil??

Teacher:
You should learn to have your things with you. If you don't have a pencil during your exam, you will fail your exam. If you fail your exam, you won't graduate. If you don't graduate then you won't find a job. If you don't find a job, you won't make any money. Without money you won't be able to pay the bills so you'll get kicked out of your house. Without money or a home, you'll starve and you will get ill. And then you'll eventually die.

Me: So... I'll take that as a yes??